The Random Thread and the Half-Blood Prince

[AmandaSparks730]

"What is Satan's surname?"

"Bieber"

ROTFCOPTER.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Neither. It was near Canada.

Oh, wow. The perspective of Italy threw me off.

"If you were Osama Bin Laden, where would you be hiding?"

"YOUR MUM"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Neither. It was near Canada.

On our last trip, we discovered how much we love watching it at Canada. Since it's near the UK, it's an awesome view!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Oh, wow. The perspective of Italy threw me off.

"If you were Osama Bin Laden, where would you be hiding?"

"YOUR MUM"

He said your mum? I thought he said your bum!

 

[marypops!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fALR4gjS0cM

It's the Bieber Bowl.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

He said your mum? I thought he said your bum!

I'm pretty sure he said "your Mum". Which is funny. I didn't know the British used the "your mom" joke.

Or rather, Mum.

 

[LondonUnderground]

"What is Satan's surname?"

"Bieber"

ROTFCOPTER.

IKR!

Did you guys see the first one? Just type in phil is not on fire, because that was the second one.
LOL IN THE FIRST ONE
'je mange le petit enfant' xDDD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fALR4gjS0cM

It's the Bieber Bowl.

If you EVER get your hair cut like this, I'm never speaking to you ever again!

 

[LondonUnderground]

I'm pretty sure he said "your Mum". Which is funny. I didn't know the British used the "your mom" joke.

Or rather, Mum.

yep we do! and yes it was your mum, haha.
believe it or not, we also say yo mama jokes..

 

[AmandaSparks730]

yep we do! and yes it was your mum, haha.
believe it or not, we also say yo mama jokes..

Yo Mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I'm pretty sure he said "your Mum". Which is funny. I didn't know the British used the "your mom" joke.

Or rather, Mum.

I totally thought it was bum... xD
I was like... hiding in your butt? British people have weird humor xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I totally thought it was bum... xD
I was like... hiding in your butt? British people have weird humor xD

Well, they do, sometimes.

Look at Eimear's sense of humor. She thinks she's going to marry Jacoby Ellsbury! He's...umm...12 years older than her?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Yo Mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!

Yo Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

 

[marypops!]

Well, you could trip over a cordless phone if it were on the floor... And you could be hit by a parked car if the driver threw open the door when you were walking by... Logic!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Well, they do, sometimes.

Look at Eimear's sense of humor. She thinks she's going to marry Jacoby Ellsbury! He's...umm...12 years older than her?

Yeah, she has such a strange sense of humor
I think he turned 27 today! That means he's... FOURTEEN years older than her ;O

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Well, you could trip over a cordless phone if it were on the floor... And you could be hit by a parked car if the driver threw open the door when you were walking by... Logic!

You aren't supposed to use logic for Yo Mama jokes!

 

[wdwllamadancer]

Hello!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Well, you could trip over a cordless phone if it were on the floor... And you could be hit by a parked car if the driver threw open the door when you were walking by... Logic!

Shut it, Professor Philby!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Hello!

Hello!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Hello!

When I see your sig, my mind starts singing:

"You'll bet, gonna get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is right here
I'll have the greatest wizard career
It's gonna be TOTALLY AWESOME.
Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say!
And Potter won't be in my way
And I'll be the one who is totally awesome!"

"Yeah, you'll be the one who is totally awesome!"