The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[MickeyisBeast]

"I live dangerously"
"No you don't"
"Excuse me! I don't see you straightening your hair at 450 degrees every morning."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Woman: *dials 911*
Officer: What is your ermergancy?
Woman: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Officer: Okay m'am where do you live?
Woman: IN A HOUSE THATS ON FIRE!!!!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

pick a number...double it...add 10...divide it by 2.. then minus it by the number you first thinking of. Its always gonna be 5!!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"you really love him, don't you?"
a psychological question,
no name was mentioned but suddenly,
someone came into your mind.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

middle school: "Why are you not at school?" I don't feel good..
high school: "why arent you in school?" my alarm didnt go off.
senior year: "why arent you in school?" don't feel like it.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Teacher: " Who did the homework?"
Students: " Me" "Me" "Me"(Everyone)
Teacher: "Let me check"
Students: "Oh crap..."

 

[CowboyErin]

"hows school today?" "i have to do a report on the youngest female singer" "ok, who are you gonna do it on" "justin beiber"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear boy,
If you want a girl to love you forever sing her Just the way you are by Bruno Mars. She's all yours.

 

[CowboyErin]

Grade 1: Know it all. Grade 8: "Nerd" Grade 12: The only one who got into Harvard. 2020: Your boss. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll be working for them. [:

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when i was a young kid. Right now, I love you very much and I cherish every moment with you.!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

The awkward "hi" when the annoying people in Hollister and Abercrombie ask you whats up? am i supposed to tell you my life story? no. didn't think so... GO FOLD A TEE-SHIRT!

 

[CowboyErin]

A bad picture is taken of you, and your first reaction is always "DONT YOU DARE PUT THAT ON FACEBOOK!!!"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

For girls:
Mom can I.... NO.... Dad can I.... Sure anything for my little princess.
For boys:
Mom can I.... Sure sweety just be careful.... Dad can I.... NO NO NO NO NO....

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Parent: Wake up. Time to go to school. You: Sorry, i can't go to school today. Parent: Why not? You: I ate chuck norris and he's killing me from the inside out. Parent:... Thats a new one.

 

[CowboyErin]

" I wanna go home" "Dude School just started"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYI- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. :S

 

[LondonUnderground]

Fergie taught me how to spell G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Kesha taught me how to spell D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
Jason Derulo taught me how to spell S-O-L-O
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Sponge Bob taught me how to spell F-U-N

I JOINED THAT YESTERDAY!

Elementary School: YAY CRAYONS!
Middle School: Crayons? What am I, 3?
High School: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZ, CRAYONS!

oh how true xD

1970: what's a computer?
1990: computer's in school!!??
2000: guess what? i have a computer!!!!
2010: MOM MY LAP TOP IS TOO SLOW!!!!!

ditto xD

''Do I look okay?'' ''When I See Your Face, There's Not a thing that I Would Change....'' ''Dude, chill, I only asked if I looked okay!''

I JOINED THAT TOOOO!

If Justin Beiber was about to jump off a skyscraper, 80% of teenage girls would panic, 19% Would get a chair, buy some popcorn, and yell "DO A BACKFLIP"

Like this If you are part of the 1% that would push him off

uh huh.


MUAHAHHAHAHAH
AMERICAN KIDS HAVE SCHOOOOL TOMORROW! I don't ;D

 

[CowboyErin]

"I like your accent!" "What accent?" That accent!" "I have an accent?"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

97% of teens (and middle-aged women) would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming,"DO A BACKFLIP, YOU FOOL! like this

 

[LondonUnderground]

The awkward "hi" when the annoying people in Hollister and Abercrombie ask you whats up? am i supposed to tell you my life story? no. didn't think so... GO FOLD A TEE-SHIRT!

LOL oh my god it's so annoying when they are all 'hey what's up welcome to the pier!'
I normally just smile and nod and walk away xD