The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear Math,
Stop asking me to find your x. She's not coming back. You're so annoying! Now we know why she left you in the first place.
Sincerely, Students not Private Detectives

 

[MickeyisBeast]

According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"You ask" "no you ask" "will you pleeeease ask?" "why can't you just ask?" "fineeee... can we have some ketchup?"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"Say silk"
"Silk"
"Now, spell silk"
"S-I-L-K
"Say silk again."
"Silk."
"Now, what does a cow drink?"
"Milk."
"No, *******! A cow drinks water." XD

 

[MickeyisBeast]

You: He asked me out
Friend: AWEEEEEEE THAT'S AWESOME! YOU'RE SO PERFECT TOGETHER!!!
*some time later*
You: He broke up with me...
Friend: I knew it! I hated that jerk you never should have dated him!!!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Baby Cow 1: Mama, why am I named Daisy?
Mama: When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Baby Cow 2: Mama, why am I named Rose?
Mama: When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.
Baby Cow 3: fakdsfja;ghfkad
Mama: Shut up Cinderblock.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Age 3: "Don't leave the yard!" Age 5: "Don't leave the street!" Age 10: "Don't leave the neighborhood!" Age 16: "Don't leave the state!" Age 18: "Don't leave the country!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Sara is very much jealous!

How was it?

AMAZING.

I saw six Red Sox fans
It was really a fun trip.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"mom im bored..." "why dont you call a friend?" "none of them are answering their fones." "well if you have nothing else to do then why dont you clean your room?" "... oh look, i just got a text!"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

AMAZING.

I saw six Red Sox fans
It was really a fun trip.

But I'm betting you saw way more Yankees fans (;

That's good I want to go to NYC so bad! 2 years is just too long...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right

 

[MickeyisBeast]

*TEACHER HANDS OUT BLOCKS*
3rd grade: SWEET!
5th grade: are we little kids or something?
7th grade: *throwing blocks at eachother*
9th grade: HOLY CRAP BLOCKS! *builds tower, it falls*
11th grade: BLOCKS!!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Whose bright idea was to throw a watter bottle at Justin Bieber........? I mean how rude! Was there no brick nearby? I mean Please! rock, chair, Snake nothing but a bottle?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

That awkward moment when your parents are looking over your shoulder at your Facebook page, and you dont know what to do...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I love the feeling when you finally turn off your light and get in bed and think, "I have been wanting to do this since 6:00 this morning."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

FIRE ALARM:6th Grade: OH MY GOD WHAT DO WE DOOO?!7th Grade: Is it really on fire O__O?8th Grade: Im taking this...and this and this...9th Grade: PERFECT TIMING NO TEST TODAY!11th Grade:Let it Burn!12th Graders: Yeah i started that...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

(teacher stands in front of a class of freshman) Teacher: okay so i want you to stand up if u think ur stupid. ~silent for a moment then 1 boy stands up~ Teacher: so u think u r stupid? Boy: no i just didn’t want u standing up all by yourself ◕‿◕

 

[MickeyisBeast]

8 yrs old: What's homework good for, anyway?
13 yrs old: OMG I HATEEE THIS HOMEWORK
15 yrs old: My teacher's so crazyyy!!!
College: OMG I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE! HELLOOOOO!??!
45 yrs old with a kid: Do your homework! its easy!
Kid: yeah, right.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

if I had gun with only 2 bullets and was alone in a room with saddam huissene, osama bin laden and justin bieber I would shoot justin bieber..... twice

 

[MickeyisBeast]

if one more person throws skittles at me and yells taste the rainbow im gonna throw a bag of m&ms and yell im not afraid