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Special Teams
* 3 Stephen Gostkowski K
* 47 Jake Ingram LS
* 14 Zoltan Mesko P

 

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Reserve Lists
* 45 Josh Barrett SS (IR)
* 23 Leigh Bodden CB (IR)
* 33 Kevin Faulk RB (IR)
* 77 Nick Kaczur T/G (IR)
* 26 Bret Lockett FS (IR)
* 30 Brandon McGowan FS (IR)
* 90 Darryl Richard DE (IR)
* 94 Ty Warren DE (IR)
* 66 Kade Weston DE (IR)

 

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Restricted FAs
* 70 Logan Mankins G

 

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Practice Squad
* 68 Thomas Austin G/C
* 86 Carson Butler TE
* 29 Tony Carter CB
* 10 Darnell Jenkins WR
* 53 Tyrone McKenzie ILB
* 65 Steve Maneri OT
* 35 Ross Ventrone FS

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Panthers are playing the SF 49ers today At Bank of Americaa
We may actually win today! Because the 49ers suck worse than us! It'll be sad if we lose... that just proves we stink.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Girl, Age 6: "Mom, you look pretty today. "
Mom: "Thank You! "

Girl, Age 16: "Mom, you look pretty today. "
Mom: "What do you want?"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.
A Husband sent this to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Fergie taught me how to spell G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Kesha taught me how to spell D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
Jason Derulo taught me how to spell S-O-L-O
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Sponge Bob taught me how to spell F-U-N

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Okay, so there are 10 fish. 2 die, 5 drown, 1 gets trapped in the filter, how many left? stop counting you idiot. fish cant drown.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

fake friends:never ask for food
real friends:are the reason you have no food.
fake friends:would knock on your front door.
real friends:would knock after they let themselves in.
fake friends:last a couple years.
real friends:last forever.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

As soon as you get online, whose name do you look for first? When a slow song comes on, whose face pops up in your head? When you get a text, who do you hope it's from? Whose name makes your stomache drop when you hear it?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Boy's dad joined facebook. Boy's status, '***'. Boy's dad asks, what iS ***?' Kid replies, 'Welcome To Facebook'

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Elementary School: YAY CRAYONS!
Middle School: Crayons? What am I, 3?
High School: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZ, CRAYONS!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

1970: what's a computer?
1990: computer's in school!!??
2000: guess what? i have a computer!!!!
2010: MOM MY LAP TOP IS TOO SLOW!!!!!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I might hug other guys, i might laugh with other guys, i might even hang out with other guys.. but none of them will ever mean to me as much as you do.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

''Do I look okay?'' ''When I See Your Face, There's Not a thing that I Would Change....'' ''Dude, chill, I only asked if I looked okay!''

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Boy: Do u have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here
Boy: Umm..its out of ink
Girl: What?
Boy: It doesn't work
Girl: R u sure?
Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Age 6: "I love you mommy!" "I love you too sweetie"
Age 16: "I love you mommy!" "Gosh Darn what did you do this time?"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

-At a haunted house-
-girls looks at boy-
girl:I'm scared...Lets go back.
Boy: Don't wrry ill protect u-
-Boy walks into spider web-
Boy: OMG!!! GET THIS OFF OF ME!!!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

when i was you're age Justin Bieber was Backstreet Boys, Lady Gaga was Brittney Spears, Icarly was Drake and Josh, Hannah Montana was Lizzie Mcguire, and Wizards of Weaverly place was Phil of the future.


[And I definatly like the Backstreet Boys better than Justin Bieber, Drake and Josh better than iCarly, Lizzie McGuire better than Hannah Montana, and Phil of the Future better than Wizards. The only different one is I like Lady Gaga better than Brittney Spears]