The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[DisneyRockstar]

Sheila(Kyle's mom):Times have changed,
our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse

Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government? Ms. Cartman: Or blame society?

Boys fathers: Or should
we blame the images on TV?


Sheila(Kyle's mom):
No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
we need to form a full assault its canadas fault

Mrs. Marshon't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan

Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to -gasp- myself

Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada
Copy shop attendent:They're not even a real country
anyway

Mrs. McCormic!
k:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed
him to expire

Sheila: Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo

Ms. Cartman: And that Ann Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada, shame on Canada, we must stuff the
trash we must stash the laughter and .............. must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Dear Erin,

I love you for posting the lyrics for YAGM, CB.

That is all.

~ Queen Meg

 

[CowboyErin]

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Oh, Lucy. I'm so depressed. I don't know what to do.

[LUCY]
I think what you need most of all, Charlie Brown, is to come
right out and admit all of the things that are wrong with you.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
All right, I'll try
I'm not very handsome or clever, or lucid,
I've always been stupid at spelling and numbers.
I've never been much playing football ir baseball
Or stickball, or checkers, or marbles, or ping-pong

I'm usually awful at parties and dances,
I stand like a stick or I cough, or I laugh,
Or I don't bring a present, or I spill the ice cream
Or I get so depressed that I stand and I scream...

Oh, how could there possibly be
One small person as thoroughly, totally, uttlerly
Blah as me.

[LUCY]
Well, that's ok for a starter.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
A starter?

[LUCY]
Certainly. You don't think that mentioning these few superficial
failings is going to do you any good, do you? Why, Charlie Brown,
You really have to delve.

You're stupid, self-centered and moody

[CHARLIE BROWN]
I'm moody

[LUCY]
You're terribly dull to be with

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Yes I am.
And nobody likes me,
Not Frieda, or Shermy, or Linus, or Schroeder-

[LUCY]
Or Lucy.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Or Lucy.

[LUCY]
Or Snoopy.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Or Sn-
Wait a minute. Snoopy likes me.

[LUCY]
He only pretends to like you becaus eyou feed him.
That doesn't count.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Or Snoopy.
Oh why- was I born just to be
One small person as thoroughly, totally, utterly-

[LUCY]
Wait!
You're not very much of a person...

[CHARLIE BROWN]
That's certain

[LUCY]
And yet there's a reason for hope.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
There's hope?

[LUCY]
For although you are no good at music,
Like Schroeder, or happy like Snoopy,
Or lovely like me,
You have the distinction to be
No one else but the singular, remarkable, unique
Charlie Brown.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
I'm me!

[LUCY]
Yes- it's amazingly true,
For whatever it's worth, Charlie Brown,
You're you.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Gosh, Lucy you know something. I'm beginning to feel better already.
You're a true friend, Lucy, a true friend.

[LUCY]
That'll be five cents, please.

 

[LondonUnderground]

AHHHH THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY EYE

it's all good.
it was an eyelash. ;D xD

now my eye hurts D: xD

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Okkkkkay



Well it's true. I just can't take the pressure anymore.
It's so terrible.. I'd rather just lose.
We've won the WS last year and 26 other times. Do we really need to hog all the wins? No. Why not let someone else win it? Would I enjoy the Yankees winning, yeah definatly. But I kinda wish they would just lose so I could be done with being so nervous for them!



Yeah. oristhisjustmysecretplantosay"yankeeslose"inhopestheyankeeswillwin?

Yes, hogging wins is what baseball teams want to do.BUt I understand you being nervous. Happens everytime the Sox are in the playoffs XD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Thank you, Queen Meg.

He's a keeper!

And this is you: + (Princess Bride )

Yeahh okay, sure



I see you all enjoy making a big deal out of this, hmm?



Yay! I get a holiday because of what I said!
Can we call it "Sarankee Day"?

No, no. I get to name this holiday, as I proclaimed it.

Unless my children, Princess Eimear and Prince Zack have any ideas...

 

[CowboyErin]

Dear Erin,

I love you for posting the lyrics for YAGM, CB.

That is all.

~ Queen Meg

Dear Queen Meg,

I love you for knowing what musical they are from!
It's one of my favorites.

- Erin

 

[MickeyisBeast]

That is an evil secret plan, Miss Sair-a!

It is, isn't it?

Yes, hogging wins is what baseball teams want to do.BUt I understand you being nervous. Happens everytime the Sox are in the playoffs XD

Yeah... but we've got so many... nobody's ever going to catch up anyways.
The closest team is the Cardinals- and they stink. And they're 17 wins behind us...
I always get so nervous during the playoffs when the Yankees are in it... soooo nerveracking!

 

[LondonUnderground]

Yeahh okay, sure



I see you all enjoy making a big deal out of this, hmm?



Yay! I get a holiday because of what I said!
Can we call it "Sarankee Day"?

LMAO LMAO PMSL PMSL SARANKEE DAY LMAOLMAOLMAO

as Princess, I bestow upon this day, the twenty second of October two thousand and ten to be the first Sarankee Day.

EVERYONE GETS THE DAY OFF TO PARTY HARDY. ;D

 

[CowboyErin]

[SCHROEDER]
Call the principal
And hand him the news
We've got a holiday
That he can't refuse
A day of harmony,
A day of music:
Beethoven's birthday!

[SALLY]
Beethoven Day?

[SCHROEDER]
A reverential mission

[LINUS]
Beethoven Day?

[SCHROEDER]
The hope of each musician
No more am I the only guy
To stand up and say:

Hooray, Beethoven,
Hooray!

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Beethoven Day?

[LINUS]
Yes. As in Ludwig van Beethoven, composer.
Born 1770, died 1827. The eldest of three sons,
Ludwig's mother was the daughter of the chief overseer
of the kitchen...

[LUCY]
Whatever... Schroeder, I just want you to know that
I'm on your side. I want to help, publicity-wise,
with Beethoven's Birthday.

[SCHROEDER]
Thank you for your support, but I just don't
want to see Beethoven's birthday commercialized.

[LUCY]
Commercialized?

[SCHROEDER]
Yes. The next thing you know they'll be selling
Beethoven sweatshirts.

[SNOOPY (wearing a Beethoven sweatshirt)]
Beethoven Day.

[SCHROEDER]
If you're wondering
"Now, how do we start?"
Just blow the music
Til you know it by heart!
We're gonna celebrate
We'll throw a party
Beethoven's Birthday!

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day!

[SCHROEDER]
And when you say the title...

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day!

[SCHROEDER]
You hear a great recital
The right of every boy and girl
To stand up and say:

[OTHERS]
Hooray, Beethoven,
Hooray!

[SCHROEDER]
Beethoven Day

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day
Beethoven Day

[SCHROEDER]
Beethoven Day

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day
Beethoven Day

[SCHROEDER]
Beethoven Day

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day

[SCHROEDER]
Beethoven Day

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day

[SCHROEDER]
Beethoven Day- hey, hey, hey!

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day!

[SCHROEDER]
A philharmonic rumble

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day!

[SCHROEDER]
A polyphonic jumble
A humble dedication as we
Stand up and say:

[ALL]
Hooray, Beethoven,
Hooray!

[LUCY]
I got it! We'll demand full-Page ads in every newspaper!

[LINUS]
We'll start a chain or Beethoven superstores!

[SALLY]
We'll build a Beethoven theme park!

[CHARLIE BROWN]
We could have a bake sale!

[SCHROEDER]
Wait! That's too commercial!

Let's imagine it.
That glorious hour
Filled with emotion
Yet inspired with power
When we all honor
The man we adore
On the day we place
The newest face
On Mount Rushmore!

[OTHERS]
Mount Rushmore.
Beethoven Day!

[SCHROEDER]
A moment of reflection

[OTHERS]
Beethoven Day!

[SCHROEDER]
A classical injection!
So facing this direction
We begin it today
A musical collection
Everybody can play
The right of every boy and girl
To stand up and say:

Hooray,
Beethoven!

Hooray!

[OTHERS]
Beethoven hooray!

It's Beethoven Day

A time for celebrating
Beethoven way
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la

[ALL]
Hooray!

 

[DisneyRockstar]

[Cartman:] Weeelllll-

[Kyle] Don't do it Cartman!

[Cartman] Weeelllll-

[Kyle] I'm warning you!

[Cartman] Ok, ok!

[Kyle] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

[Cartman] Weeelllll,

Kyle's mom's a -----!
She's a big fat -----!
She's the biggest ----- in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid -----!
If there ever was a -----!
She's a ----- to all the boys and girls!

[Kyle] Shut your mouth Cartman!

[Cartman]
On Monday she's a -----,
On Tuesday she's a -----,
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a -----!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha ------!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest ----- in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old -----,
And she has stupid hair!
She's a ----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----
----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----!
She's a stupid ----! (Woo!)
Kyle's Mom's a ----
And she's such a dirty ----!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest ----in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old ----,
And she has stupid hair!
She's a ----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----,
----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----, ----!
She's a stupid ----!
Kyle's Mom's a ----,
And she's such a dirty ----!

I reeeally mean it,
Kyle's Mom,
she's a big fat, ------' ----!
Big, old, fat, ----' ----!
Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Dear Queen Meg,

I love you for knowing what musical they are from!
It's one of my favorites.

- Erin

Dear Princess Erin,

I love it, too! K-Cheno AND Anthony Rapp? AS SIBLINGS? Yes, please. XD.

Oh, and Roger Bart. Can't forget the amazingness that is Roger Bart.

~ Queen Meg

oh.
my.
god.

SOMEONE MAKE A NOTE OF THIS SO WE CAN USE IT AGAINST HER xD

wait does that actually say...?

jeeeeeeez

 

[LondonUnderground]

ALAS

I need to wait for Meg to confirm the name...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

He's a keeper!

And this is you: + (Princess Bride )



No, no. I get to name this holiday, as I proclaimed it.

Unless my children, Princess Eimear and Prince Zack have any ideas...

I think Sarankee Day has a certain ring to it.

LMAO LMAO PMSL PMSL SARANKEE DAY LMAOLMAOLMAO

as Princess, I bestow upon this day, the twenty second of October two thousand and ten to be the first Sarankee Day.

EVERYONE GETS THE DAY OFF TO PARTY HARDY. ;D

Hahahaha
YES. OCTOBER 22ND IS SARANKEE DAY!

 

[Stitch4Prez]

oh idk I've lost allllll sense of time, I only think that summer was 2 weeks ago LOL
well that's what it feels like. damnnnnnnn I miss our midnight baseball chats! daaaah. OUR BASEBALL DREAM TEAM FTW!

Those were fun. Nothing can beat the Baseball Dream Team!

Yeahh okay, sure



I see you all enjoy making a big deal out of this, hmm?



Yay! I get a holiday because of what I said!
Can we call it "Sarankee Day"?

I was thinking simplier like "Sara wished The Yankees Lose Day.

 

[CowboyErin]

Dear Princess Erin,

I love it, too! K-Cheno AND Anthony Rapp? AS SIBLINGS? Yes, please. XD.

Oh, and Roger Bart. Can't forget the amazingness that is Roger Bart.

~ Queen Meg

Dear Queen Meg,

Agreed!

-Princess Erin

 

[DisneyRockstar]

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an --- or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
*** that's what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.

*** Brian Boitano doesn't take **** from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
*** that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
*** that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Dear Princess Erin,

I love it, too! K-Cheno AND Anthony Rapp? AS SIBLINGS? Yes, please. XD.

Oh, and Roger Bart. Can't forget the amazingness that is Roger Bart.

~ Queen Meg

oooooooh did I say something funny?

CAUSE I DIDN'T REALISE PMSL

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Those were fun. Nothing can beat the Baseball Dream Team!



I was thinking simplier like "Sara wished The Yankees Lose Day.

That's too long!
Sarankee Day sounds much better

 

[AmandaSparks730]

It is, isn't it?



Yeah... but we've got so many... nobody's ever going to catch up anyways.
The closest team is the Cardinals- and they stink. And they're 17 wins behind us...
I always get so nervous during the playoffs when the Yankees are in it... soooo nerveracking!

Sox Sox Sox Sox love love love love Yankees Yankees Yankees Yankees hate hate hate hate

LMAO LMAO PMSL PMSL SARANKEE DAY LMAOLMAOLMAO

as Princess, I bestow upon this day, the twenty second of October two thousand and ten to be the first Sarankee Day.

EVERYONE GETS THE DAY OFF TO PARTY HARDY. ;D

And as Queen, I OFFICIALLY and HEREBY declare this day, the year of Our Lord King George, 22 October 2010 to be Sarankee Day. It is a national holiday, and is a day off for all the little children!