The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[DisneyRockstar]

[GREGORY (singing voice by Howard McGillin):]
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on

[ALL:]
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive, or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on

[PARENTS:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

[SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:]
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry!

[SOLDIERS:]
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution
What a sight!
Tomorrow night

[SATAN:]
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon!

[TERRANCE AND PHILLIP:]
Shut your ------ face, uncle ------
You're a ------------- ------, uncle ------

[TERRANCE:]
Looks like we may be out of luck!

[PHILLIP:]
Tomorrow night, we're pretty ------!

[CARTMAN, KYLE, STAN:]
Why did our mothers start this war?
What-the-------are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?

[SATAN:]
I want to be up there!

[SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:]
When Canada is dead and gone
They'll be no more Celine Dion!

[GREGORY AND KIDS:]
They may cut your ---- in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a ------ jig
But that's the way it goes
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!

[SATAN:]
I want to be up there!

[PARENTS:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

 

[Stitch4Prez]

He's a keeper!

And this is you: + (Princess Bride )



No, no. I get to name this holiday, as I proclaimed it.

Unless my children, Princess Eimear and Prince Zack have any ideas...

"Yankees Hate Day"

It is, isn't it?



Yeah... but we've got so many... nobody's ever going to catch up anyways.
The closest team is the Cardinals- and they stink. And they're 17 wins behind us...
I always get so nervous during the playoffs when the Yankees are in it... soooo nerveracking!

Someone will if you go through a 86 year drought.

 

[CowboyErin]

[SALLY]
"oh, yeah. That's what you think."

[SCHROEDER]
What?

[SALLY]
That's my new philosophy: "Oh, yeah?
That's what you think!"

[SCHROEDER]
Well, why are you telling me?

[SALLY]
What?

[SCHROEDER]
Why are you telling me?

[SALLY]
"Why are you telling me?" I like it!
That's a good philosophy: "Why are you telling me?"
Why are you telling me?"

"Why are you telling me?"
My new philosophy
The teacher gave a "D" on last week's homework
She said, "Miss Sally Brown,
Your grades are going down."
I could have told her-

[SCHROEDER]
You new philosophy?

[SALLY]
My new philosophy!
[as teacher]
Miss B?
[as herself]
I'm she

Look see.
A "D?"
A "D."
Well, why are telling me?
And that's my new philosophy!

[SCHROEDER]
That's your new philosophy?

[SALLY]
Why are you telling me?
My new philosophy!

[SCHROEDER]
That's great, Sally, but I've gotta go practive Chopin's
Nocturne in B-Flat minor.

[SALLY]
No!! I like it! "No!" That's a good philosophy.
"No!" "No!" "No!"

[SCHROEDER]
That's you new philosophy, huh?

[SALLY]
Yes. I mean-- "No!"
Just like a busy bee
Each new philosophy
Can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving
When life's a dizzy maze
On alternating days
I choose a different phrase-

[SCHROEDER]
Your new philosophy?

[SALLY]
My new philosophy!

[SCHROEDER]
Sally!
Some philosophies are simple:
"Man does not eat by bread alone."
Some philosophies are clear:

[SALLY]
"Leave your message at the sound of the tone."

[BOTH]
Some philosophies pick and choose
Deciding what goes in it.

[SCHROEDER]
Some take a lifetime,

[SALLY]
Mine take a minute.

[SCHROEDER]
But, Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be
very lasting. For instance, Beethoven took over two years
to complete his brilliant Ninth Symphony.

[SALLY]
"No!"

[SCHROEDER]
I can't stand it!

[SALLY]
"I can't stand it!" I like it!
It's like a gurantee.
My new philosophy.
And things are sure to be a whole lot brighter
"Oh, yeah? That's what you think!"
"Why are you telling me?"
"No!"
"I can't stand it!"
Now life is free and easy,
Much more philosophy-zy,
With my brand new-

You know, someone had said that we should live every day as
if it were the last day of our life.

[LUCY (passing by and overhearing)]
Aaugh! This is the last day!! This is it!! I only have
twenty-four hours left!! Help me! Help me! This is the last
day!! Aaugh!

[SALLY]
Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people.
And that's my new philosophy!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

That's too long!
Sarankee Day sounds much better

Ja ja.

oooooooh did I say something funny?

CAUSE I DIDN'T REALISE PMSL

YES, YOU DID A FUNNY!

Dear Queen Meg,

Agreed!

-Princess Erin

Dear Princess Erin,

Kristin and Roger deserved those Tonys! Sigh. What could be better than the simplicity that is YAGM, CB?

~ Queen Meg

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Chef:
Everything worked out. What a happy end! Americans and Canadians are friends again.So let's all join hands and knock
oppression down!

Chior:
Good Lordy, I'm found!

Stan, Kyle, Cartman:
Don't you know our little lives are now complete?

Sharon Lilane and Sheila:
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet.

Sheila:
Super sweet!

All:
Thank God we live in this
quiet
little
pissant
redneck
podunk
jerkwater
greenhorn
one-horse
mud-hole
peckerwood
right-wing
whistle-stop
hobmail
truck-drivin'
old-fashioned
hayseed
inbred
unkempt
out-of-date
out-of-touch
white-trash

Stan, Kyle, Cartman:
Kick ---!

All:
Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuun..taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiin..townnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Sox Sox Sox Sox love love love love Yankees Yankees Yankees Yankees hate hate hate hate



And as Queen, I OFFICIALLY and HEREBY declare this day, the year of Our Lord King George, 22 October 2010 to be Sarankee Day. It is a national holiday, and is a day off for all the little children!

YESSSSSSS
I gots my own Holiday.
I shall now be famous

MEG CROWN ME "HEROINE"
Or you can make me the Princess of the Holidays.
Either one works for me (;

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[SALLY]
"oh, yeah. That's what you think."

[SCHROEDER]
What?

[SALLY]
That's my new philosophy: "Oh, yeah?
That's what you think!"

[SCHROEDER]
Well, why are you telling me?

[SALLY]
What?

[SCHROEDER]
Why are you telling me?

[SALLY]
"Why are you telling me?" I like it!
That's a good philosophy: "Why are you telling me?"
Why are you telling me?"

"Why are you telling me?"
My new philosophy
The teacher gave a "D" on last week's homework
She said, "Miss Sally Brown,
Your grades are going down."
I could have told her-

[SCHROEDER]
You new philosophy?

[SALLY]
My new philosophy!
[as teacher]
Miss B?
[as herself]
I'm she

Look see.
A "D?"
A "D."
Well, why are telling me?
And that's my new philosophy!

[SCHROEDER]
That's your new philosophy?

[SALLY]
Why are you telling me?
My new philosophy!

[SCHROEDER]
That's great, Sally, but I've gotta go practive Chopin's
Nocturne in B-Flat minor.

[SALLY]
No!! I like it! "No!" That's a good philosophy.
"No!" "No!" "No!"

[SCHROEDER]
That's you new philosophy, huh?

[SALLY]
Yes. I mean-- "No!"
Just like a busy bee
Each new philosophy
Can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving
When life's a dizzy maze
On alternating days
I choose a different phrase-

[SCHROEDER]
Your new philosophy?

[SALLY]
My new philosophy!

[SCHROEDER]
Sally!
Some philosophies are simple:
"Man does not eat by bread alone."
Some philosophies are clear:

[SALLY]
"Leave your message at the sound of the tone."

[BOTH]
Some philosophies pick and choose
Deciding what goes in it.

[SCHROEDER]
Some take a lifetime,

[SALLY]
Mine take a minute.

[SCHROEDER]
But, Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be
very lasting. For instance, Beethoven took over two years
to complete his brilliant Ninth Symphony.

[SALLY]
"No!"

[SCHROEDER]
I can't stand it!

[SALLY]
"I can't stand it!" I like it!
It's like a gurantee.
My new philosophy.
And things are sure to be a whole lot brighter
"Oh, yeah? That's what you think!"
"Why are you telling me?"
"No!"
"I can't stand it!"
Now life is free and easy,
Much more philosophy-zy,
With my brand new-

You know, someone had said that we should live every day as
if it were the last day of our life.

[LUCY (passing by and overhearing)]
Aaugh! This is the last day!! This is it!! I only have
twenty-four hours left!! Help me! Help me! This is the last
day!! Aaugh!

[SALLY]
Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people.
And that's my new philosophy!

"Yankees Hate Day"



Someone will if you go through a 86 year drought.

Stankee Day

 

[Stitch4Prez]

That's too long!
Sarankee Day sounds much better

I came up with a shorter one.

 

[LondonUnderground]

I think Sarankee Day has a certain ring to it.



Hahahaha
YES. OCTOBER 22ND IS SARANKEE DAY!

WOOOO NOW LET'S GO GET HAMMERED ON WKD TILL THE SUN COMES UP!
lol jk I'm tired. and I've never even had WKD before LOL xD

Those were fun. Nothing can beat the Baseball Dream Team!



I was thinking simplier like "Sara wished The Yankees Lose Day.

DEFINATELY! BBDT. xD

dayuuuum

I just got indigestion

ouch.
that buuuuurned
and made me feel like I was gonna chuck up lol.

 

[CowboyErin]

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Gimme a "T"!

[OTHERS]
"T"!

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Gimme an "E"!

[OTHERS]
"E"!

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Gimme a "A"!

[OTHERS]
"A"!

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Gimme a "M"!

[OTHERS]
"M"!

[CHARLIE BROWN]
What've you got?

[ALL]
Team!
There is no team like the best team
Whis is our team right here.
We will show you we're the best team
Of the very Little League this year
And in no time We'll be big time
With the Big League baseball stars.
For all we have to do is win just one more game
And the championship is ours.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Dear Pen pal...
You'll never guess what happened today
At the baseball game.
It's hard to believe, what happened today
At the baseball game.
I was the manager, Schroeder was catcher
And all of the team was the same as always
But somehow or other disaster struck
At the baseball game.
Huddle up!

[LUCY]
I got it!

[LINUS]
I got it!

[SCHROEDER]
I got it!

[SNOOPY]
Woof woof woof!

[LUCY (to Charlie Brown)]
I thought you had it

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Three balls, two strikes,
The bases were loaded with two men out
I pitched my curve, but somehow they hit it
A good strong clout
"Lucy" I hollered, "It's coming right to you"-
She caught it as easy as pie-- then dropped it.
I don't think it's good for a team's morale
To see their manager cry.

Snoopy helped out by biting the runner
And catching the ball in his teeth;
Linus caught flies from a third-story window
By holding his blanket beneath.

yes, we had fortitude,
no one could argue with that.
And one run would win us the game
As I came up to bat.

[LUCY]
All right, Charlie Brown, we're all behind you-sort of.
I mean this man can't pitch. He pitches like my grandmother,
Charlie Brown. Now all you have to is bear down, just bear
down- and when you get on first, watch for my signals.

[OTHERS]
Go Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown-
There is no team
Like the best team
Which is our team
Right here
We will show you
We're the best team
In the very Little League this year
An in no time we'll be big time
With the Big League baseball stars

For all we have to do is
Win just one more game...

[LUCY]
...And the championship is ours!!

[OTHERS (echoing)]
Ours! Ours! Ours!

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Two me were on with two outs and me
With one strike to go

[OTHERS (whispered)]
One strike... One Strike...

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Then I saw her- this cute little
Red-headed girl I know
Firmly I vowed I would win it for her
And I shouldered my bat and I swung...

[OTHERS]
Oh!

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Dear pen pal, I'm told where you live
Is really quite far
Would you please send directions
On how I can get where you are?

Your friend, Charlie Brown.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"Yankees Hate Day"



Someone will if you go through a 86 year drought.

jajajajajajajaja
xD
We don't suck even close to enough to go 86 years without winning a WS.
I mean, you have to REALLY SUCK to go 86 years without winning.
I MEAN REALLY SUCK REALLY BAD.
LIKE REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

YESSSSSSS
I gots my own Holiday.
I shall now be famous

MEG CROWN ME "HEROINE"
Or you can make me the Princess of the Holidays.
Either one works for me (;

No, you don't get to wear the crown. I have enough children in line for the throne, anyway. My uterus is sore from all that childbirth.

ALAS

I need to wait for Meg to confirm the name...

Debating between that and Stankee Day

I think Sarankee Day has a certain ring to it.



Hahahaha
YES. OCTOBER 22ND IS SARANKEE DAY!

STANKEE DAY.

Those were fun. Nothing can beat the Baseball Dream Team!



I was thinking simplier like "Sara wished The Yankees Lose Day.

BASE-BALL!

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Has anyone ever heard of Avenue Q?

 

[LondonUnderground]

yep guys

ima leave

but I've got all week to stay up all night! so it's all good, and I won't get up until like, 12pm tomorrow so I won't be tired tomorrow so I can stay up later and hopefully not get indigestion LMAO

anyway. BYE

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I came up with a shorter one.

Too bad Meg already claimed it Sarankee day. Sorrrrrrrrry.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

WOOOO NOW LET'S GO GET HAMMERED ON WKD TILL THE SUN COMES UP!
lol jk I'm tired. and I've never even had WKD before LOL xD


DEFINATELY! BBDT. xD

dayuuuum

I just got indigestion

ouch.
that buuuuurned
and made me feel like I was gonna chuck up lol.

Can we have a dirty weekend, too?

 

[Stitch4Prez]

It would be great fot the Yankees to lose on "Sarankee Day"

 

[CowboyErin]

LUCY:
DO YOU SEE THIS TREE?
IT IS A FIR TREE.
IT'S CALLED A FIR TREE BECAUSE IT GIVES US FUR FOR COATS.
IT ALSO GIVES US WOOL IN THE WINTER TIME.

LINUS:
I never knew that before, Lucy. That's very interesting.

LUCY:
THIS IS AN ELM TREE.
IT'S VERY LITTLE
BUT IT WILL GROW UP INTO A GIANT TREE...
AN OAK.
YOU CAN TELL HOW OLD IT IS BY COUNTING IT'S LEAVES.

LINUS
Gosh Lucy, that's fascinating.

CHARLIE BROWN:
Now wait a minute Lucy! I don't mean to interfere, but...

LUCY:
AND WAY UP THERE THOSE FLUFFY LITTLE WHITE THINGS,
THOSE ARE CLOUDS,
THEY MAKE THE WIND BLOW.
AND WAY DOWN THERE,
THOSE TINY LITTLE BLACK THINGS...
THOSE ARE BUGS
THEY MAKE THE GRASS GROW.

LINUS:
Is that so?

LUCY:
That's right! They run around all day,
tugging and tugging on each tiny seedling until it grows into a great tall blade of grass!

LINUS:
Boy, that's amazing!

CHARLIE BROWN:
Oh, good grief!

LUCY:
AND THIS THING HERE,
IT'S CALLED A HYDRANT.
THEY GROW ALL OVER
AND NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW
JUST HOW A LITTLE THING LIKE THAT
GETS SO MUCH WATER.
SEE THAT BIRD?
IT'S CALLED AN EAGLE.
SINCE IT'S LITTLE IT HAS ANOTHER NAME,
A SPARROW.
AND ON CHRISTMAS AND THANKSGIVING
WE EAT THEM.

CHARLIE BROWN:
Lucy, how could you say that? I'm sorry but I can't stand idly by and listen to...

LUCY:
AND WAY UP THERE,
THE LITTLE STARS AND PLANETS
MAKE THE RAIN THAT OFTEN SHOWERS.
AND WHEN IT'S COLD AND WINTER IS UPON US
THE SNOW COMES UP!
JUST LIKE THE FLOWERS.

CHARLIE BROWN:
Now Lucy, I know that's wrong! Snow doesn't come up, it comes down!!

LUCY:
After it comes up, the wind blows it around so it looks like it's coming down,
but actually it comes up out of the ground, just like grass. It comes up,
Charlie Brown, snow comes up!

CHARLIE BROWN:
Oh, Good Grief! (He exits, from off stage there is a hollow thumping sound.)

LINUS:
Why is Charlie Brown banging his head against that tree?

LUCY:
To loosen the bark to make the tree grow faster!

CLOUDS CAN MAKE THE WIND BLOW
BUGS CAN MAKE THE GRASS GROW
SO, THERE YOU GO
THESE ARE LITTLE KNOWN FACTS
THAT NOW
YOU KNOW!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

No, you don't get to wear the crown. I have enough children in line for the throne, anyway. My uterus is sore from all that childbirth.



Debating between that and Stankee Day



STANKEE DAY.



BASE-BALL!

I dont wanna be princess in your family. I want to be like... a mythological princess. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. But we can pretend it does.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Has anyone ever heard of Avenue Q?

I love you. XD.

ONE OF MY FAVOURITES!

Too bad Meg already claimed it Sarankee day. Sorrrrrrrrry.

Oh, but Zack already has a holiday, don't you, Zack?