The Random Thread and The Boyfriend Fan Club!

[MickeyisBeast]

8th graders: I hate 7th graders.
7th graders: They were 7th graders last year...
10th graders: Freshmen get out of the way you idiots!!
9th graders: SOPHOMORES WERE FRICKIN FRESHMEN LAST YEAR.
Like this if that's ever happened to you in any way.

 

[marypops!]

80% of teenage girls would panic? I doubt it. it's gotta be under 50%. Well, that's if would mean teenage to be 13-19. Now if it was preteen girls, that might be a bit more accurate.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Do you know how many people are in love with Justin B? I'm not doubting thhe 80%.

 

[marypops!]

(age 6) Friend 1: whatcha doin ?
Friend 2 : Eating chocolate (age 12 ) Friend 1: Whatcha doin' ?
Friend 2 : Your mom

Where'd ya get it?
A doggy dropped it!


I haven't thought of that rhyme in years.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I'm a teenage girl. "My BFF Becky just text me saying she kissed Johnny. Well that's a problem, because I like Johnny. Now I'm emotionally unstable. *Hits random person's car* Whoopsies."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Age 4: Twick o' Tweat *Holds Up Pumpkin Basket* Age 10: Trick or Treat *Holds Up PaperBag* Age 16: Give Me The Candy Or Pay The Price *Tosses Egg Up And Down* ;]

 

[marypops!]

Do you know how many people are in love with Justin B? I'm not doubting thhe 80%.

I've seen more people hating on him then obsessing about him. Maybe I just hang with the wrong crowds.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

1st-5th grade- I can't wait until we get older!
6th-7th- We're so cool!
8th- GET ME OUT OF THIS SCHOOL.
9th-10th: I hate my life...
11th- Am I a senior yet...?
12th: Can I go back to Kindergarden?

So true.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Old People at Weddings Always Poke Me and Say, "You're Next." So, I Started Doing the Same Thing to Them at Funerals.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I'm a teenage girl. "My BFF Becky just text me saying she kissed Johnny. Well that's a problem, because I like Johnny. Now I'm emotionally unstable. *Hits random person's car* Whoopsies."

"Oh my god. Becky's not even hot"

 

[marypops!]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Today, my grandma gave me her facebook password and told me that when she dies, she wants me to go on her facebook and scare my cousins by posting stuff on their walls and commenting on their pictures.

Did you know, my great aunt did the same thing for me? She had cancer, so told me to make her a facebook. I did, and she told me "When I die, comment on our families stuff." And I did... and everyone was all freaked out xD It only worked for like two days, because my computer geek uncle found out it was me...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

As soon as you get online, whose name do you look for first? When a slow song comes on, whose face pops up in your head? When you get a text, who do you hope it's from? Whose name makes your stomache drop when you hear it?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Girl brings her boyfriend over to her house. They go to her room and 5 mins. later her mom hears "COME ON TIMMY PUT IT IN DO YOU WANT A BABY GIRL OR NOT ?" Mom comes running in the room to find them playing "Life"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

'did it hurt?' 'ohh, you mean when i fell from heaven?' 'no, i mean did it hurt when you fell from the ugly tree and smacked every branch on the way down..'

 

[MickeyisBeast]

There 3 kids there names r Shut Up,Manners&Trouble.Trouble gets lost.Shut Up&Manners go to the police station.Police:Whats ur name? Shut Up Says:Shut Up. Police:Where r ur manners? Shut Up Says:In the car. Police:R u looking 4 trouble? Shut Up Says:Yes

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: So you have no brain!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Stranger - "Hey can I have your number?!" You - "Uhh... I don't have a phone!!" Stranger - "Ok so what's that in your back pocket?" You - "WOAH?! How'd that get there?!"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

You heard Mcdonalds killed Burger King in front of Popeyes over that ***** Wendys? The funeral is at KFC you going? Im taking the Subway. ;]