The Random Thread and The Boyfriend Fan Club!

[MickeyisBeast]

Time to post random likes on facebook.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

 

[marypops!]

I told you, my name's not Kid. It's Koda. Say it with me. Ko-Da.
Are you sure your mum didn't ditch you Ko-Duh?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

age 4-9 "yay trick or treating! " age 10-12, "im to old an cool for trick or treating, its for kids ^_^' Age 13+ "HELL YEA FREE CANDY"

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Grammar Nazi- Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe. Usually found hanging around Irc chatrooms hounding "n00bs".

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Age 6:
lil sis: *crying
big bro: " aww whats wrong?"
little sister: " I got a owwy"
Age: 15
lilsis: *crying
big bro:alright who was it?!
lil sis: cries. (name)
big bro* loads shotgun " Be right back.."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Age 5- mom: "honey your goldfish died" You: **cries, cries, cries**
Age 15- mom: "honey your golfish died" You: "we had a goldfish??"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

a brunette is jumping over the railroad tracks and is chanting 22 over & over again. blonde comes by thinks its fun & copies her. train comes brunette jumps away @ the last second blonde doesnt. brunette starts again and chants 23. like this if u get it

 

[MickeyisBeast]

The difference between 6th grade and 8th grade:
6th- *guy takes girls seat* Girl:I'll sit on you! *boy moves*
8th- *guy takes girls seat* Girl:I'll sit on you!
Boy: *pats leg* Go ahead!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

*YOU GET CALLED DOWN TO THE OFFICE*
Elementary School ; OMG! What did i do?!?!
Middle School ; FINALLY! Outta class for a few ^_^
High School ; **** that. Im goin home

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

1st-5th grade- I can't wait until we get older!
6th-7th- We're so cool!
8th- GET ME OUT OF THIS SCHOOL.
9th-10th: I hate my life...
11th- Am I a senior yet...?
12th: Can I go back to Kindergarden?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Kindergarten: I'm such a big kid!
1st Grade: I want my nap time back.
2nd Grade: Look at those little kids, haha!
3rd Grade: Now we're on the older side of school!
4th Grade: Almost the head of the school
5th Grade: WE'RE #1
6th Grade: Aww, we're babies again.
7th Grade: Climbing the social ladder...
8th Grade: We're not even going to talk to those little losers.
9th Grade: Babies again. I hate High School.
10th Grade: I wish I was a freshman again...
11th Grade: Almost seniors!
12th Grade: GET ME OUT OF HERE

 

[MickeyisBeast]

In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Boys should come with a warning lable. Caution: I will flirt with you. text 24/7.lead you on.tell you i love you.then ill totally ignore you. flirt with a *****. break your heart and never talk to you again.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Person: " Hola! Como estas? " Spanish Dude- *speaks mad fast spanish* Person: "Dude! chill Dora didn't teach me that yet! 0.0"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

*TEACHER LEAVES ROOM*
Kindergarden: *Silence*
Fourth Grade:"Let's put a thumtack on Mrs.____'s Chair!
Seventh Grade:*Throw paper airplanes* "OMG SHES COMING!"*Silence*
Eleventh Grade: "Im outta here.."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

(age 6) Friend 1: whatcha doin ?
Friend 2 : Eating chocolate
(age 12 ) Friend 1: Whatcha doin' ?
Friend 2 : Your mom

 

[MickeyisBeast]

If Justin Beiber was about to jump off a skyscraper, 80% of teenage girls would panic, 19% Would get a chair, buy some popcorn, and yell "DO A BACKFLIP"

Like this If you are part of the 1% that would push him off

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Son: Dad i got in trouble today.
Dad: Why?
S: I called the teacher an idiot
D: Why?!
S: She said Justin Beiber is straight!
D: Good Call son.