The Princess and the Frog (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self assured princess happened upon a
frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on
the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome price, until an
evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you,
however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
price that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and
setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where
you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children, and forever feel grateful and happy
doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a
repast of lightly sauted frog legs seasoned in a white
wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself
and thought: "I don't think so!"

 

[dizneenut]

 

[EROS]

Princess AND Feminist................. a bad combination

 

[gina2000]

Tee Hee!!!!

 

[Amusement Park Junkie]

Since we're talking about talking frogs...
A computer programmer was walking along the side of a lake when he came across a funny looking frog. The guy picked up the frog, put it into his pocket, and went on his way. A couple of minutes of walking later, the man heard a cry from inside his pocket, "help, help"! He took out the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it back into his pocket. Again, "help, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess". Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again. Moments later, "Help me, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess. I'll do anything, if you help me, anything"! The man simply took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again! The little green frog again screamed out "Help, I'm the most beautiful princess, if you kiss me and help me I'll do
anything, marry you ,sleep with you, give you money, ANYTHING" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled and said "I'm a computer programmer and I work all the time so a girlfriend or wife is of no use to me. But a small talking green frog is cool."

 

[olena]

LOL!

 

[RitaZ.]

LOL!!!

setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother

I don't think so!!

 

[buggin']

Both of those are too cute...!!!

Buggin'
Amber

 

[Serena]

LOL, my kind of princess.