The Pretend Ur Rich And Snooty CLUB

[JackieCullen4ever]

Heyyy. On this thread, you can pretend your richhh.. haha use your iMaGiNaTiOn. Here I'll go for an example:

Williamson(my driver), drive me to the nearest Coach store, I need to buy expensive things that I don't need and should donate to the needy that I don't care about, and if you don't Daddy will fire you, you twit.

Haha xD it's fun!!

Soooo if ur ever in the mood to pretend you got lotsa lotsa billionaire bucks and wanna be mean for no reasonnnnn. Have your litttle fantasies here :]

 

[CrazySteph]

omg... my mom only gave me 2,000 dollers today.... ughhh.. I hate my life!!

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

I'm able to pay the bills.

 

[Tranceptor2K9]

So then....we have an agreement? You're renaming all the attractions at WDW in Florida based on me?

*scribbles a cheque*

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I've got enough money to go to whatever college I want.

 

[3mtn-kate]

aww you're buying back pluto for me??? thats so niceeeee!!

WAIT NO I WANT JUPITER IT'S BIGGER!

 

[imabrat]

I'll give you 12843823404 million dollars for that lifetime Club 33 membership. In the words of dear old Capn Jack, Do we have an accord?

 

[I Am What I Am]

Ehmahgawd. Mother only gave me a 3 caret gold ring. I told her I only accept 5 caret or higher

 

[Hawaiidood]

*In that snooty voice, like the "A Day in a Life" guy, sipping from a glass of very expensive wine*

So did you see maxwell the other day?

He took him and a couple of his ragamuffin friends out to the Links. Apparently he ran over one of the Bluthertons cats, guess thats one less mouth to feed ehh? *Snooty laugh*

Well when he got home, I let him borrow the mercades and lo and behold he got into a little accident involving a mail box, an old woman and a banana peel. *Snooty laugh again* Oh well the damage was minor, only around 120k in damages, insurance payments, and a letter to the banana's family. But not to worry, Maxwell earns more then that in his weekly allowance *Snooty laugh again*

Care to adjourn to the foyer for some more wine and bree?

 

[Huit]

The environment? What's that?

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

I'll use my credit card.

 

[diva122094]

omg.
my parents only limited my shopping spree to 6,000 today.
i hate them.

 

[metsluva57]

I would have posted earlier, but i just flew back in from london. I had tea with the queen and then went on a shopping spree and used my 30 credit cards.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

^ only 30?

 

[Axel]

^ only 30?

Psh. I know. What is she?! Poor?

The poor thing. So deprived.

I would have posted earlier but I was busy hot air ballooning with Richard Branson. Quite the nice fellow. Only worth a few billion, though. He's on the low-end of my social pool. He did drop me in the back yard of my winter home on the British Virgin Islands. I had just arrived back inside and burnt my custom tailored Armani dress because I had gotten a grass stain on it when Bono called and invited me to lunch with him and Brad and Angelina next thursday. I told him I would have to decline because I was already dining out with Barack and Michelle Obama (now, one must maintain political ties no matter what). He offered to reschedule to friday and I told him that would be just fine.

 

[CrazySteph]

omg!! My parents bought me my 7th car today!! Finally! I have one for Everyday of the week now!

 

[pigletgirl]

*pulls out the black platinum EXCLUSIVE American Express card*

Only $6,549 on clothes.

Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!

 

[Axel]

omg!! My parents bought me my 7th car today!! Finally! I have one for Everyday of the week now!

You only have 7! You poor thing! Quick- give me your address, I'll send one over. How does and aston martin sound? I'm sure there's a spare in one of my garages!

 

[CrazySteph]

You only have 7! You poor thing! Quick- give me your address, I'll send one over. How does and aston martin sound? I'm sure there's a spare in one of my garages!

Oh my goodness! You're Right! I'm soo Poor! I'm going to ask my parents for another one! I would HATE to repeat my cars in a month!

 

[CrazySteph]

You only have 7! You poor thing! Quick- give me your address, I'll send one over. How does and aston martin sound? I'm sure there's a spare in one of my garages!

Oh my goodness! You're Right! I'm soo Poor! I'm going to ask my parents for another one! I would HATE to repeat my cars in a month!