The Pretend Ur Rich And Snooty CLUB

omg you guys hav to drive yourselves i have my chauffers/abercrombie models drive me around and daddy said that he would contact robert pattinson and i can go pick rob up on one of my hot pink private jets with the jaccuzi's in them and ask if he wants to go shopping with me or on a date in paris by the effiel tower. tre magnifique (lol i like this thread )
 
How many homes, estates, or mansions do you guys have, and where are they located?

I have:
A pent house in the center of London.
A mansion in Broadway.
An estate up in the peak district.
A beach house in West Wales.
A holiday home in Paris.
Several houses dotted around the place in Spain and Greece.
An estate in Berlin.
Pent houses in Sydney, Tokyo, New York and Beijing.
I have my own personal casino in Vegas.
I have a villa in Orlando.
Another beach house in Hawaii and California.
Small holiday homes in Kenya, Milan and Poland.
My main estate is a rather large extravegent ranch in Texas and I'm currently investing in estates in Antartica and on the moon.

Could someone please tell me what this 'credit crunch' is that the peasants are on about?
 
Personal teacher? What's that? Ohh, you mean that mean lady who daddy pays to just talk and talk all day? I just pay her off to hold my shopping bags. Of course South Africa is a continent, its right above Texas. My boyfriend and I vacation there all the time, they have the best oceanview ever. I can perfectly see the coast of India!

That always works!
 
I have:
A pent house in the center of London.
A mansion in Broadway.
An estate up in the peak district.
A beach house in West Wales.
A holiday home in Paris.
Several houses dotted around the place in Spain and Greece.
An estate in Berlin.
Pent houses in Sydney, Tokyo, New York and Beijing.
I have my own personal casino in Vegas.
I have a villa in Orlando.
Another beach house in Hawaii and California.
Small holiday homes in Kenya, Milan and Poland.
My main estate is a rather large extravegent ranch in Texas and I'm currently investing in estates in Antartica and on the moon.

Could someone please tell me what this 'credit crunch' is that the peasants are on about?

My father was thinking of investing on property on the moon!
My mom wants the Suite in Cinderella Castle, though. I keep telling her it's too small - I'd rather a really fancy villa at the Beach Club.
 

omg you guys hav to drive yourselves i have my chauffers/abercrombie models drive me around and daddy said that he would contact robert pattinson and i can go pick rob up on one of my hot pink private jets with the jaccuzi's in them and ask if he wants to go shopping with me or on a date in paris by the effiel tower. tre magnifique (lol i like this thread )

I don't drive. My father hired Jedi pilots for me.
Depending on my mood, I normally go with high class land speeders. Much more showy than a personal jet. Everyone seems to have those. I use them occasionally or for long distance.
 
How many homes, estates, or mansions do you guys have, and where are they located?

Well right now I'm at my mountainside winter home in New Hampshire.

I also have:

A Penthouse in Boston, New York, LA, Miami, Paris, Tokyo, Moscow, and London.
There's the country estate in Ireland overlooking the cliffs and the coastline.
There's the savannah vacation home in Africa.
There's a ski lodge in Canada that we only use for special winter occasions.
We have a ranch in Texas where my twelve ponies are kept and cared for my this gorgeous mexican named Julio.
We have a mansion in a remote section of rainforest (that daddy personally oversaw the cutting down of!) in Paraguay.
There's an island house on each of the British Virgin Islands.

Daddy says he's trying hard to get a new place in Italy, but he said the money was too much! I looked up the last bid myself and it was only 25 million! I don't know why daddy doesn't want me to be happy sometimes.
 
My father was thinking of investing on property on the moon!
My mom wants the Suite in Cinderella Castle, though. I keep telling her it's too small - I'd rather a really fancy villa at the Beach Club.

Dahling that suite is positively tiny, just how would you fit your wardrobe in?
My personal assistant just has to make a few more calls and then work can finally begin on AKL. I'm knocking through all the savannah view rooms to make a spacious apartment. Well when I say I, I do of course mean my builders.
 
Well right now I'm at my mountainside winter home in New Hampshire.

I also have:

A Penthouse in Boston, New York, LA, Miami, Paris, Tokyo, Moscow, and London.
There's the country estate in Ireland overlooking the cliffs and the coastline.
There's the savannah vacation home in Africa.
There's a ski lodge in Canada that we only use for special winter occasions.
We have a ranch in Texas where my twelve ponies are kept and cared for my this gorgeous mexican named Julio.
We have a mansion in a remote section of rainforest (that daddy personally oversaw the cutting down of!) in Paraguay.
There's an island house on each of the British Virgin Islands.

Daddy says he's trying hard to get a new place in Italy, but he said the money was too much! I looked up the last bid myself and it was only 25 million! I don't know why daddy doesn't want me to be happy sometimes.

Dahling, Milan is so cheap these days! You should come visit my home there, it was a bargain we only paid 100million for it.
 
omg air kisses i'm renovating the grand floridian because they have that wonderful little beach thing there which reminds me of one of my many houses in hawaii ah i dont even remember which one but daddy said i could keep the staff at the grand floridian because they will help when my friends all move in but i cant go there yet because they are conveting a couple floors into my suite and they appareantly need to make a landing pad for the planes and helicoptors and a giant garage for the cars and stretch limos. but i'll come visit the akl and we can go tiara shopping
 
Well right now I'm at my mountainside winter home in New Hampshire.

I also have:

A Penthouse in Boston, New York, LA, Miami, Paris, Tokyo, Moscow, and London.
There's the country estate in Ireland overlooking the cliffs and the coastline.
There's the savannah vacation home in Africa.
There's a ski lodge in Canada that we only use for special winter occasions.
We have a ranch in Texas where my twelve ponies are kept and cared for my this gorgeous mexican named Julio.
We have a mansion in a remote section of rainforest (that daddy personally oversaw the cutting down of!) in Paraguay.
There's an island house on each of the British Virgin Islands.

Daddy says he's trying hard to get a new place in Italy, but he said the money was too much! I looked up the last bid myself and it was only 25 million! I don't know why daddy doesn't want me to be happy sometimes.

In all seriousness, :rotfl: !
And Hazzi, you're totally right about the suite. My mother, go figure. :rolleyes:
 
In all seriousness, :rotfl: !
And Hazzi, you're totally right about the suite. My mother, go figure. :rolleyes:
Some people just have no idea.
xD
omg air kisses i'm renovating the grand floridian because they have that wonderful little beach thing there which reminds me of one of my many houses in hawaii ah i dont even remember which one but daddy said i could keep the staff at the grand floridian because they will help when my friends all move in but i cant go there yet because they are conveting a couple floors into my suite and they appareantly need to make a landing pad for the planes and helicoptors and a giant garage for the cars and stretch limos. but i'll come visit the akl and we can go tiara shopping
omg you should definitely drop by one day, my heffalump of a maid broke one of my tiaras the other day and now I'm down to just 700 of them! She will be recieving a letter from my lawyers.
 
Hm, I have compounds, not mansions.

We have the Sonya XYZ compounds in:
Cape Cod, MA. Uhm, duh. We like to go on whale watches on our gigantic yacht kept in our pool house out back.
Barrow, Alaska. Our house is always the warmest on the block.
Barcelona, Spain. overlooking the bay. Complete with sexy Spanish pool boys.
London, England. We were supposed to meet with the Queen for tea last Thursday, but the snob wouldn't pay our asking price of $10 mil. Seriously, who wouldn't pay for our presence?
San Diego, CA. It's right on the water but the smallest of our compounds with only 40 rooms.
Vail, Colorado. This compound is cabin themed. It's on the very tippy top of the mountain, we can strap on our skis and slide right out of the garage onto the slopes.
 
Hm, I have compounds, not mansions.

We have the Sonya XYZ compounds in:
Cape Cod, MA. Uhm, duh. We like to go on whale watches on our gigantic yacht kept in our pool house out back.
Barrow, Alaska. Our house is always the warmest on the block.
Barcelona, Spain. overlooking the bay. Complete with sexy Spanish pool boys.
London, England. We were supposed to meet with the Queen for tea last Thursday, but the snob wouldn't pay our asking price of $10 mil. Seriously, who wouldn't pay for our presence?
San Diego, CA. It's right on the water but the smallest of our compounds with only 40 rooms.
Vail, Colorado. This compound is cabin themed. It's on the very tippy top of the mountain, we can strap on our skis and slide right out of the garage onto the slopes.

Compounds? It sounds like you're building prisons. How ghastly.
 
Compounds? It sounds like you're building prisons. How ghastly.

That's because you're in the dreary old UK. In the great ol' U S of A, compounds are a sign of snootyness. Have you never heard of the Kennedy Compound? :snooty:
 
That's because you're in the dreary old UK. In the great ol' U S of A, compounds are a sign of snootyness. Have you never heard of the Kennedy Compound? :snooty:

Dahling I only pay attention to the important facts, like my bank balance.
 
what in the world is a compund are they cute and omg guys huge dilemma so coach wants me to wear some of their purses but this month is my burberry month and i already have a different burberry bag each day and next month is louis vutton and after that i'm moving on to prada so i guess they'll just have to wait and omg one of the icky new assistants tried to feed my a green vegetable how droll of him why would he do that we'll he's fired and he was only a little bit cute but watch out for him! i wanted to throw him in the dungeon but daddy said that was illegal but it hasnt stopped me before and daddy also says it's not illegal if they dont catch you
 
I always wanted to live in a mansion sized igloo! I'm off to talk to Father.

They go really well in California, I heard!
 
Ehmahgawd. Daddy just bought me the Magic Kingdom! He's revavating the castle so i can live there. It's soooooooooo ah-mazing. But that's a Monday for ya.


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