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- May 4, 2001
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The following are excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords.
"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."
"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off."
"This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."
"I am writting on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."
"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."
"Will you please send a man to look at my water which is funny looking and not fit to drink.
And my all time favorite............
"When the workmen were here they put thier tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."
"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."
"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off."
"This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."
"I am writting on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."
"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."
"Will you please send a man to look at my water which is funny looking and not fit to drink.
And my all time favorite............
"When the workmen were here they put thier tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."
