The next part of our 9 night adventure is the day we switch resorts from OKW to BWV. Since we were moving to BWV we thought it would be smart to go to Epcot today. We also have an Illuminations Fireworks Cruise on the Breathless this evening, so besides a little pain packing everything up to move to BWV it should be a fun day.
We're up fairly early (for us

) considering the previous evenings introduction to Raglan Road, with it's Harp Beer and JUMBO martini's. We finished packing what we hadn't taken care of the previous day and call Bell Services to transport our luggage to the BW. I made sure to give the poor CM a decent tip as we were on the third floor, and luggage, groceries, beer and 5 days worth of Disney junk is quite a job to move.
Once at Epcot we plan to do the attractions in FW that we missed the first visit the previous Tuesday. That means I get to listen to the kids complain when I tell them we
have to ride Living with the Land. They think that ride is the most boring in the history of mankind, but I LOVE it. I think it is too cool all the different experimental growing techniques that are on display. The kids think it's a snoozer. DW humors me by riding along even though I'm sure she agrees with the kids. I tell them that DGF has never been on the ride before so tough do-do, we're going. DGF is extremely smart and I'm sure she'll enjoy it. And she's very nice, so if she agrees with the kids (and DW) she'll tell me she enjoyed it, just to be polite. That's good enough for me. DS#1 is really going to be ticked when we make him ride Journey into Imagination next

As I figured, DGF either really did like the ride or she's just too polite to burst my bubble. We move on to Imagination riding the figment ride and then watching Honey I shrunk the audience before heading to Biergarten for our lunch ADR's. DS#1 is ever the gentlemen as he tells DGF prior to the mouse around your ankles thing what's coming so she can pull her feet up. It must be true love
After our most excellent lunch, DW and I head over to the BW to check in while the kids head back to FW to ride TT and MS. We're in luck as our room is available and our luggage has already arrived. We get into our room, unpack most of the stuff and most importantly, get the beer in the Fridge.
Once back at Epcot we phone the kids and tell them we'll meet them at Canada for Off Kilter's first show at 2:30. I know I've read some pretty nasty threads about people on cell phones while at Disney, but for families with teens who want a little freedom, I think they're great. We can be in contact with them at any time (except in the Biergarten, that place is a castle!) and they can stretch their wings without their style being cramped by the parents. Anyway, what does any self respecting LOTW do when they have some free time away from the kids? The Rose and Crown, of course. A DDE discounted Harp for the little woman and a Boddington's for me. As the CM is giving us our beer I look down and there is a large group of CM's standing around the piano where Leon is singing
Leaving on a Jet Plane. There is one CM in the middle of the group that seemed to be the center of attention while the rest of the CM's swayed back and forth singing at the top of their lungs to this young man. Leon is altering the words to fit the year the CM's spend at WDW and that's it's time for him to leave to head home. It was quite touching. I asked the CM bartender if that was a tradition for the departing CM's and she said yes. I'm sure there are many times those CM's can't wait to leave (especially after dealing with us pain in the rear guests), but there seemed to be quite a bit of love going around that I'm sure they'll value for the rest of their lives (or maybe I'm just full of it and he couldn't wait to get out of Dodge)........Anyway.......
we go strolling through the shops in UK, hoping, just hoping we'll run into the hotest au pair in the world.....You know who I'm talking about....that's right Mary Poppins. She's practically perfect in every way ya know. Well, as luck would have it we spy Mary strolling around one of the shops with none of the little rug rats tugging at her dress that always get in the way wrecking my "alone" time with Mary. I'm beside myself with excitement as I tell Mary she's my favorite and practically perfect in every way! Mary flirts with me while spelling supercalifrag...oh, you know the word...and then proceeds to spell it backwards! I'm in love. Beauty and brains too! I wonder if my company has any openings in our London office. From off in the distance I hear this strangly familiar voice saying "turn around." Being lost in my own little Poppins world it takes DW a couple more tries to get me to turn around so she can take my picture with Mary. What a wife! The woman of my dreams is flirtin with me big time and she want's to record it in picture for all time!
Ok, Ok, I don't want to hear it. If DW can drool all over Off Kilter's legs and Capt Jack Sparrow, I can have a dream if I want to. Mary and I make small talk for a few more minutes before DW starts getting impatient. Off Kilter is about to start and she wants to make sure she gets a seat. See, I told you.
I say my tear filled good-by to Mary, promising to look her up next time I'm in London and off we go, North to Canada. The kids are already camped out waiting for OK to begin.
Being the good kids they are, they even saved us seats. Off Kilter begins their set. I look over at DW and a little pool of drool is already beginning to trickle out the side of her mouth. Ok, in a sense of fair play, since I know all the men are book marking this thread so they can return to look at our picture of that goddess Mary, I'll give the ladies something to come back to also.
Ok, one more.
Off Kilter is excellent as usual. We'll watch them a couple more times before the end of the day. We check out MoRockin and British Invasion, watch the candy lady and Drummers at Japan, do some shopping, ride the Maelstrom, pick up a bottle of Laila perfume for DGF in Norway (It's the best! DW always has a bottle in storage just in case we can't make it back to WDW for a bit), enjoy some adult beverages and get some dinner at which ever CS strikes our fancies. It's approaching time for our Breathless Illuminations Cruise so we take a relaxing stroll over to the Yacht Club boat dock.
Our "Captain" Mike introduces himself. This is Mike.
He asks whether we've ever been on a fireworks cruise before and if we like to go fast. Yes, this is our 4th time on the Breathless and YES we want to go fast! For those of you unfamiliar with the Breathless or other fireworks cruises here's a few details. The Breathless is a replica of Dick Tracy's boat. It's a mahogany/teakwood speedboat. There are also pontoon boats available for the fireworks. Pontoon boats seat 12 (I believe) and the Breathless seats 7. I think 7 is stretching it unless someone wants to sit up front with the captain. Anyway, you leave from the Yacht Club dock, cruise down the channel to MGM and back and then you dock right under the bridge between France and UK to watch Illuminations. It's expensive, but it's also a blast. Snacks and soft drinks are included and you can order other things from Yacht Club dining. And what does any self respecting LOTW do when going on a Fireworks cruise? Order some "other things" from Yacht Club dining of course.
We leave the dock, taking the necessary pictures of course.
Here's the happy couple. Ain't they cute?
Here's DW, DS#2 and Me.
We head down to MGM and back. The pontoon boats are cruising also and the Breathless can't show her muscle as it'd give the other boats a ride they didn't pay for. We can only hope that we get a stretch of canal or Crescent Lake that allows us to (sorry Emeril) "kick it up a notch". Well as luck would have it as we're making the corner out into Crescent Mike says "Lets give you a little preview and the folks on the BW a show!" as he puts the hammer down. We fly past the BW, laughing and waving at the crowd the whole way. We make a hard left and circle around for another pass.
It's time for us to tie off on the bridge supports for Illuminations. It's already been a fantastic time and we haven't even seen the fireworks yet. Here's a picture of the crowd on the bridge right above us waiting for Illuminations.
The show begins and is awesome as usual. This is our favorite fireworks show in WDW. Nothing against Wishes or Fantasmic, but we like Illuminations the best. Here is the perspective you get being right on the water for the fireworks.
At the end of the show Mike unties us and asks if we're ready for some fun? Of Course we yell, Let's see what this boat can do! Mike takes us back to the canal between the Swan/Dolphin and MGM and spends the next 20-30 minutes flying back and forth, doing donuts and bouncing across our own wake. "I'm sure I'm making the Friendship boats mad" he says, but since it's Fathers Day "I'm going to give you guys a treat!" We head back to Crescent Lake and make about 3 or 4 more passes in front of the BW before Mike says it's time to head in. The kids plead with Mike for just a little more. "It's Fathers Day" they say and Mike agrees that we'll go for some more on this special day (For Me

). Back to MGM we go at full speed (which is close to 60 mph on the straight a ways) for some more donuts. Mike must have figured out we were up for a good time because on the last donut he cut across the wake and cut sharply to the left which planted a large portion of the MGM bay right in our laps. I remember thinking "there's a wall of water pouring all over me, but I don't care cause this is a blast". That pretty much ended the cruise. We did one more drag down the canal to Swan/Dolphin before heading to the Yacht Club dock. There's no way to adequately explain what fun we had. I'm not sure if we'll ever do another Breathless Cruise again because there is no way it could be as good as this.
We head back around Crescent Lake to our room at the BW, a fantastic day had by all. Next installment, Blizzard Beach and the Hoop Dee Doo Review.