The Official Quote Thread!

Gollum: Wants it, must have the precious. They stole it from us, wicked trixy, false...!
Smeegul: Nooo, not master....
Gollum: Yes precious! false! They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.
Smeegul: Masters my friend!
Gollum: You dont have any friends. We likes you.
Smeegul: Not listening!
Gollum: Your a liar, and a thief.
Smeegul: No.
Gollum: and a murderer.
Smeegul: go away. I hate you
Gollum: Where would you be without me! Gollum Gollum! We survived because of me!
Smeegul: Not anymore
Gollum: What did you say?
Smeegul: Master looks after us now. We dont need you.
Gollum: What?
Smeegul: Leave now and never come back.
Gollum: No
Smeegul: Leave now and never come back!
Gollum: Nooo!
Smeegul: Leave now and never come back!!! We told him to go away, and away he goes precious! Gone gone gone..Smeegul is freeeee!


-Smeegul/Gollum from Lord of the Rings #1
 
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.


One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.



May it be a light to you in dark places when all other lights go out.



-quotes from the lord of the rings
 

(Maleficent) Will he be the one to conquer the darkness or will the darkness swallow him? Either way he could prove quite useful.
 
From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Movie -

Sperm Whale [falling miles above an alien planet]: Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now, isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!

Splat.
 
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"Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself." - Hermione Granger

"There's more than one way to destroy a man." - Albus Dumbledore

"I can't stop loving you with half of my heart." - John Mayer
 
"You don't deserve to win a million dollars because you suck at life"
-Courtney Yates, Survivor.
 
Dimitri: I was the boy in the palace - the one who opened the wall. She's the real thing, Vlad.
Vladimir: Then that means that our Anya has found her family. We have found the heir to the Russian throne. And you...
Dimitri: Will walk out of her life forever.
Vladimir: But...
Dimitri: Princesses don't marry kitchen boys.
 
Dowager Empress Marie: You were the boy, weren't you - the servant boy who got us out? You saved her life and mine and you restored her to me. Yet you want no reward.
Dimitri: Not anymore.
Dowager Empress Marie: Why the change of mind?
Dimitri: It was more a change of heart. I must go.
 
From M*A*S*H
[Frank] Since when were you interested in the Bible?!
[Trapper] I peeked at the end, Frank. The devil did it.
 
M*A*S*H
[Hawkeye] (He happens to be a doctor and says) I realize it's ridiculous for a doctor to work in a hospital. Really screws up your golf.
 
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" DR. STRANGELOVE
 
"Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn." Gone with the wind.
 
Interviewer: "George, what prompted you to throw that scotch and coke at the reporter?"

GEORGE: "Well, he was a very nasty young man."

(laughter)

RINGO: "OLD man."

Q: "How so?"

GEORGE: "Well, he had been told to leave the place, anyway, you see. And he insisted on jumping and trying to take pictures. And we couldn't see, as it was, without some idiot flashing in front of us. So I thought I'd... baptise him."
 
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill.

i love that one.0 "if you dont read the news paper you are uninformed if you do read the news paper you are miss informed". Mark Twain
"treat every terrorist as a loaded gun odds are they have one". Kyle Adams
 


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