The Official Haiku Thread. Feel free to contribute.

[browneyes]

I don't know how to Haiku.

 

[JohnTBap]

It's all in the syllables

5

7

5


GO FOR IT!

 

[browneyes]

There once was a girl
from

Should I finish it?

 

[JohnTBap]

Sure, finish it. Just don't contradict the above Haiku that refers to you!

 

[browneyes]

There once was a girl
From Texas who cheered up
a girl from Georgia.

How'd I do? How'd I do?

 

[Nutsy]

My DS just wrote one of these for his English assignment. Wish I could find it. I'd post it if I could.

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by browneyes
There once was a girl
From Texas who cheered up
a girl from Georgia.

How'd I do? How'd I do?

It may just be the best yet!

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by Nutsy
My DS just wrote one of these for his English assignment. Wish I could find it. I'd post it if I could.

You can make your own, Nutsy!

 

[Ricola]

I'll go to the mall
And park in the Texas Lot
To get something nice.

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
It may just be the best yet!

 

[Ricola]

The grades are posted
Teacher likes Shannon's the best.
That is SO unfair.

 

[browneyes]

Ricola is glum
Please do not fret, I am sure
you'll outdo me yet!

 

[alabamaalan]

I'm sitting in class
Change is inevitable
Here comes Win XP!

 

[JohnTBap]

Re-read the haiku
Qualifiers are your friend
You missed the word "may"

 

[Ricola]

Orange sunset burns
Then cool darkness comes softly
Shy stars are revealed.

Waves lap at my feet
Icy clear air surrounds me
Will the photo work?

The constellations
Once alone are made dimmer
The moon spoils my fun

 

[alabamaalan]

Coming into work
When everyone is gone
I must check backups!

 

[alabamaalan]

Read today's haikus
They reveal my profession
Will you take a guess?

 

[Ricola]

I will not venture
to guess at your profession
I'm glad it's not mine.

 

[JohnTBap]

I will try to guess
Your profession sounds like one
of a Geek I know

 

[alabamaalan]

Did you say a Geek?
That cuts to my very core!
Darn stereotypes.