**The Offical Celebrity Big Brother Thread**

[KayleeUK]

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For all of us saddo's I thought we could have this chit chat thread about CBB. So feel free to join in and talk CBB.

 

[Miffy2003]

So who's "in the house" then?

Do you think the producers were desperate and took any old C list celeb in the end??

 

[KayleeUK]

It is certainly 'C' list celeb's

- John McCririck - the Channel 4 racing presenter. "I am a deeply unpleasant man," he admitted.

- Germaine Greer - the Antipodean professor who claimed: "I'm supposed to be terrifying".

- Caprice - the Wonderbra model.

- Bez - DJ and a member of The Happy Mondays. Rowetta from the X Factor was also a member of the band and was outside the Big Brother House to wish Bez luck as he made his way to the door.

- Lisa I'Anson - the ex Radio 1 DJ who thinks she's smart.

- Jeremy Edwards - the actor who has appeared in Hollyoaks and Holby City.

- Kenzie - from Blazin' Squad. Kenzie still lives with his mum and dad and was celebrating his 19th birthday as he entered the house.

- Brigitte Nielsen - the Danish monument.

After watching last nights programme, John is going to be very annoying. Brigitte is surprisingly quiet at the moment.

What do you guys think?

 

[SplashMtn]

I dont think Johns going to be annoying at all- he should stir them all up a bit especially Germaine with his er views on women. I tend to agree with what somebody said on GMTV actually in that it's all an act from John with his wife being in on it.

Oh, and wil somebody please teach Kenzie how to talk?

 

[Miffy2003]

What a lot of famous people there are this time then

My dad was once on TV behind JM when John McQuirick was droning on at some racetrack or other - and the really sad thing is that he talked about the excitement for months afterwards

 

[SplashMtn]

What a lot of famous people there are this time then

My dad was once on TV behind JM when John McQuirick was droning on at some racetrack or other - and the really sad thing is that he talked about the excitement for months afterwards

 

[Kissyme]

Watched it last night ans saw a portly John jump out of bed in the biggest pair of undercrackers I have ever seen
Have some decency man.....very funny

 

[KayleeUK]

Watched it last night ans saw a portly John jump out of bed in the biggest pair of undercrackers I have ever seen
Have some decency man.....very funny

This was so funny!

 

[KAC2005]

Watched it last night ans saw a portly John jump out of bed in the biggest pair of undercrackers I have ever seen
Have some decency man.....very funny

 

[Scottish_Maleficent]

Was that really Y-Fronts he was wearing?????? LOL

 

[MrsWoojr]

I was a BB closet watcher last year, this year I don't think Im gonna watch it /grin but I can say I don't know who anyone is in that house (being american doesn't surprise me) only that that one guy with the wierd hair and hats does the horse racing commentary lol.. hopefully it will be good as last year if not ahhh well

 

[KAC2005]

with jeremy edwards there it will be good to watch!!!!!!! I was all for turning the tv off and not watching it again until he came in !!!

KAC

 

[mandymouse]

I'm with you KAC, he's the only 'fit' one in there

I missed most of it last night cos Little Britain was on, but unfortunately I did witness John in his baggy 'Y's

I'm gonna miss it tonight too, cos Ultimate Force is back on, please keep me informed

mandymouse

 

[KayleeUK]

He was at it with his pants again this afternoon. Germaine was asking his to put a robe on but he didn't seem bothered LOL

 

[Miffy2003]

He was at it with his pants again this afternoon.

Please rephrase

 

[KAC2005]

Please rephrase

LOL

 

[AlanUK]

Aside frome his pants, he has said some potentially deeply offensive things about women.

The only thing is that I can't work out if he is serious and a real dinosaur or if he is just trying to get a reaction

They are VERY large pants though

 

[Miffy2003]

I cannot imagine why his wife puts up with him referring to her in that derogatory way!

 

[KayleeUK]

It is shocking isn't it!! Caprice seems nice though.

I don't really understand what Bez says LOL.

 

[AlanUK]

Yes Caprice seems very nice