The next "Survivor" series---a MUST see!

[Tinks]

Next Survivor Series

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Six married men
will be dropped
on an island with
1 car,
4 kids each,
for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports
and takes either
music or dance classes.

****

There is no access to fast food

****

Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

****

The men only have access to television
when the kids are all asleep and
the chores are done.
There is only one TV between them
and there is NO REMOTE

*****

The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.

*****

They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

*****

Clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.

*****

Make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks,
a tortilla
and one marker;

*****

Get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.


*****

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

*****

The last man wins .....
only if ............
he has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.

*****

If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years .
eventually earning the right to be called

***"Mother"***



Now that I'd be sure to watch!

 

[piglet too]

That would be a good one...not too many men would last for very long. They would be trying to get voted off!!!

 

[mickeyboat]

If they didn't get voted off they would all starve to death. I swear DH and FIL wait until I walk in the door an hour after they do, and stare at me until I make them dinner. I tell them all the time that they would starve to death if I didn't plan and cook meals.

Denae

 

[OhMari]

I don't think men will ever get it. Bless the one's that do.

 

[stevenpensacola]

I'd like to see "Survivor TBN".

Just think of all your favorites (Paul and Jan, Benny Hinn, Rod look
at me sweat Parsley, Lavern and Edie, along with little paul, matt and laurie) dumped in some remote outpost with nary a gold plated table or chair in site.

 

[pjlla]

I have seen something like that before, but thanks for the reminder.... VERY FUNNY and SO TRUE!!!....................P

 

[MomofKatie]

Couldn't be done- no man would willingly sign on for such an experience. And they say WE'RE the "weaker sex"! HAH!!!

 

[CPM]

I always thought if I were to try out for Survivor (which will never happen) I would send a tape in like that with me leaving my family saying "who is going to be on Survivor?"