The new random thread

[Smiley.Socks]

Lalalalala.

 

[Princess victoria]

you have to understand that the majority of teenage girls are not attractive and that to appeal to the widest audience, the filmmakers had no choice but to put homely girls in the movie.

Dang. That's harsh.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Chip and dale rock

 

[WDWtraveler27]

you have to understand that the majority of teenage girls are not attractive and that to appeal to the widest audience, the filmmakers had no choice but to put homely girls in the movie.

I doubt it. Yeah thats harsh.

 

[marypops!]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

 

[Danger]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

so great.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

I justbnoticed that i have never seen georges face

 

[Danger]

Me? Oh, no. I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto. I have none of my own whatsoever.

PETER FACINELLI
Kristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another.
ROBERT PATTINSON
Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating?
PETER FACINELLI
Look, all I know is that even though it's going to be REALLY HARD, you're just going to have to PULL OUT of her before CLIMAX. The climax of the movie, I mean.
He DOES. It's very DISSATISFYING.

ROBERT PATTINSON
So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.
KRISTEN STEWART
I love you. Put a baby in me.
ROBERT PATTINSON
At least the other three books can't possibly be more misogynistic and depressing.
They ARE.

END

 

[marypops!]

No you have not. I was contemplating putting a picture up earlier in the week. I decided against it.

 

[Danger]

THE CAPTAIN OF
THE FOOTBALL TEAM
NEVER LOVED ME

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[marypops!]

I just put a piece of paper up to the computer screen and drew (copied) Perry the Platypus

 

[WDWtraveler27]

No you have not. I was contemplating putting a picture up earlier in the week. I decided against it.

do it now!

 

[Smiley.Socks]

Wham!

 

[WDWtraveler27]

i want to se georges face!

 

[marypops!]

No chance of me putting up a picture anytime soon

 

[WDWtraveler27]

is that you in ur siggy?

 

[Smiley.Socks]

<.<

 

[marypops!]

Yes, with a pillow in front of my head.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Yes, with a pillow in front of my head.

i wanna see what's behind the damn pillow! curiosity is a curious thing...

 

[Danger]