Today was Sunday and the plan was to arrive at Epcot early enough to avoid some of the crowds. The wife was concerned about me and said “now Colt, if you get all weird on us at Epcot we’ve got no train to put you on”. This made me a little nervous but I thought it just might be possible that we’d beat some of the crowd this time and I could talk everyone into leaving early when it got busy.
We hoofed it on over to the Monorail station which took us to Epcot. Our first ride was the big old round ball called Spaceship Earth. Lucky for me, it did not seem crowded at all and we walked right on to the ride.
I enjoyed Spaceship Earth so much that the day got off to a great start. Next was Test Track which was a little hairy for me, but I got through it.
Finally, we arrive on Mission Mars and disaster soon followed. You see, we didn’t do a lot of research prior to showing up. At least not enough to know there are two completely different rides you take at this attraction.
We took the wrong one. I should of known better from all the signs and warning and the fact that nobody else was even in line.
By the time I got off this disastrous and absolutely God-awful ride, I was sick as a dog and lying in the bushes. I couldn’t stop spinning and the spinning caused me to heave. Soon after, there was nothing left to heave so I just lurched and lurched, convulsing in the bushes, unable to control my body.
I was hot and cold, sweating and shivering. My teeth chattered and my eye blinked uncontrollably.
I was a mess and crawled up under a tree in the bushes to get in the shade and close my eyes. I told the wife and girls, who apparently were immune to the spinning effects of the horrible ride, to go off and have fun and I’d call them when I felt better. I saw concern on the face of my wife which made me feel better but the girls were ready to go do Test Track a second time with Fast Passes so off they went.
Over the course of the next hour or so, I started to feel a little better. I managed to gather myself, brush off the dirt and leaves that were stuck to me, and make it over to an ice cream vendor who also sold soda. I thought a little Sprite would calm my tummy. I was right.
I decided to camp out near the fountains behind Spaceship Earth and gather myself further. About that time, my phone rang as the wife checked up on me.