The new guy's trip report++ Double Feature ++ Part 10/11 - Page 19

[honeydiane1953]

One of the most amusing trip reports I have read!!! COME B A C K C O L T
C O M E B A A A A C K K K

 

[kmpprg]

You are so hysterical! I cannot wait to see if you actually went on a ride!I am glad you did not give up on us with your trip report-more please!

 

[nikki&petey]

Oh, this is hilarious. I am loving it.

 

[Colt Blackwood]

Only tomatoes and dressing?? Weren't you starving??!!

we had a bunch of tomatos and the fixin's bar had lots of stuff too. i also enjoy mustard so I ate a bunch of tubs ofthat too.

I think it's hysterical that you got back ON the train! You should have counted how many times you circled the park... maybe you set a new record!

Funny!!!

i don't recall how many times i went around but the staff sure were nice

I am so confused about your lunch. So you guys brought tomatoes IN the park? And Salad dressing? And then you went to the fixings bar and added to your own tomatoes?

yup

I am cracking up at your last post. Love the fixins bar as a salad bar and love the fact that you got back on the train...too funny! Soooo, shall we be expecting any pictures to accompany your trip report?

figurin that out

One of the most amusing trip reports I have read!!! COME B A C K C O L T
C O M E B A A A A C K K K

i'm here i'm here

You are so hysterical! I cannot wait to see if you actually went on a ride!I am glad you did not give up on us with your trip report-more please!

i rode rides and visited attractions eventually. it was just all them dang people were nerve racking.

Oh, this is hilarious. I am loving it.

 

[burly]

Hi Colt!

 

[Colt Blackwood]

Hi Colt!

 

[MEK]

Yeah...Come on Colt - You can't leave us hanging like this!

 

[cherbear]

What kind of tomatoes? I can't imagine any tomatoes would keep well on a flight in your suitcase....

How many did you bring? Can we get a pic of the said tomatoes? No one would recognize you from a pic of the tomatoes

 

[Disneymoon09]

All caught up! I do think that I could survive the day on just tomatoes and dressing. Thats practically all I eat in the summer when they are nice and ripe!

Hopefully the crowds wont make you shy away from everything

 

[jordanyosh]

colt

 

[Believeinfairytales]

colt

squirrel!

 

[carrieannie]

 

[Wendy5055]

I'm in...your trip report is like one of those bug zappers...irresistable yet dangerous!!!!!

 

[kmpprg]

Hi Colt, we miss you and your stories!

 

[Junick]

I think Colt is a figment of our imagination ..... are you still on the train?

 

[Believeinfairytales]

I think Colt is a figment of our imagination ..... are you still on the train?

Round and round and round he goes! Come back!!!!!!!

 

[Colt Blackwood]

I’m really sorry everybody. A few weeks ago I was surfing the internet and Googled a search for that killer whale that attacked its trainer. I clicked one of the links and a virus downloaded to my computer. What a real pain in the hump life has been without my computer since then!!

Back to the Trip Report…

That evening, after returning back to our room from Magic Kingdom, the wife and I decided to take a stroll down along the beach of our hotel. The twins were busy watching something on TV and I had been on the balcony ever since we got home, enjoying a smoke, and watching the Monorail go by. The wife had complained of boredom so off we went.

Standing on the beach at sunset was a sight to behold. I could see Magic Kingdom in the distance, across the lake, and the sun was setting over that large, white hotel to my left.

Now here’s where it gets interesting. Off to my right, in the sand, was an older gentleman with a large bucket of golf balls and a golf club. He was barefoot, had his pants rolled up above his calf, and was hitting balls into the lake out of the sand. I told the wife that there must be an activities kiosk nearby where you could rent the balls and clubs.

I was wrong. Several minutes passed while we enjoyed the views and conversed, when a few security-looking types showed up, discussed something with the barefoot man, then confiscated his club and balls. They did not haul him off or anything, but simply took his equipment, wrote something down on notepads, then released him and departed the beach.

The man came trudging through the sand towards us mumbling something about working on his game as he moseyed on past.

The wife looked at me, giggled, then noted the time and mentioned something about us going back to the room for dinner. We gathered various items from the snack bar and headed to the room.

We arrived to find the girls on the beds watching TV and relaxing. After eating the girls and wife hit the rack and I stood on the balcony with a smoke and watched the monorail go by.

 

[jordanyosh]

glad you're back. sorry about the computer.

glad you got some alone time.

I wonder where the guy got his clubs and balls from. I hope they weren't his or that he got them back at some point.

 

[glennbo123]

The twins were busy watching something on TV and I had been on the balcony ever since we got home, enjoying a smoke, and watching the Monorail go by.

After eating the girls and wife hit the rack and I stood on the balcony with a smoke and watched the monorail go by.

I love a story that comes full-circle!

You're lucky those security-looking types didn't come after you and confiscate your smokes for smoking on the balcony.

Glad you got your computer problems fixed.

 

[gigi1313]

After eating the girls and wife

with or without tomatoes?