Young grasshopper...
Ye who is born into a "World" of passing things fast... where one grabs a ticket and runs to a ride, only to look for the next before enjoying the one you're at... Yes you, Disney vet of 15 years. There was a time back when there was no passing fast. There was no running. There was just a line. And it was long. One that we looked upon with our eager eyes and thoughts of getting that eventual thrill that we were willing to wait for. While we'd stand in line... Watch the comets shoot by... and wait. In a 1980's futuristic space station, debate whether the alpha-track or beta-track was faster, and be in awe of the fact that we were -- in Disney World. Today it is easy to forget that it doesn't matter if you get a Fast Pass. Your kids won't care if you got none at all and did not build the expectation that "to save the day" one had to not only ride the ride, but minimize the experience and skip ahead so fast that there is no build-up... no anticipation... just go, ride, run, ride, run, ride, done. Immediate gratification -- or it's not good. Have you played the games while you wait in line? Space Mountain? Or maybe Soarin? Or would you rush... No... don't play the games... Yes they're fun... but we have to go fast... Or would you maybe stop and get a slushie if it meant someone would pass you...
I'll tell you this about our beloved FastPass! We are the family that has walked away from FOP passes in-hand to go back to the hotel and play pool games.
We have rope-dropped a park only to sit down and eat waffles -- and watch everyone else scurry past. Hurrying here, rushing there...
We are also the family that's ridden every significant ride at Disney World in a single day.
Everything in balance -- and no experience is always the same.
There is no obligation to maximize rides all the time. And to not do so is not to give up... but to evolve. To grow. To understand that it is not the case that if you're waiting for something then you've failed to be a hero. I assure you that a single ride with an hour build-up and family fun waiting would be just as memorable as riding 3 times running the whole while. As an adult, you've ridden it a bajillion times anyways. How important is it really to squeeze in one extra time...
I've never listened to a pod cast.
We've never paid for Disney advice.
Disney World is not a beast to defeat.
We learned most of what we know by common sense.
We discovered how to get around theme parks before "commando" was a thing.
Attendance is higher but we wait less per ride today, with less effort, than we did long ago.
We waited hours for some rides. Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage -- 3 hours opening day. It was amazing. Not because we did it multiple times but because of the experience. It wasn't even that memorable of a ride... But the experience... Was.
Our next voyage takes us to an all new land. Where we will shrink down to the size of toys but wait in lines made for adults. And it will be... Awesome.
Tips?
Vary your plan. Do not repeat the same thing or the same goal every time. Even if it's "the best". Hit
some rope drops. But not
every rope drop.
Put your tech away. It's easy to spend your time looking for that next ride on your phone that you miss out on what's going on around you.
Pick a couple cornerstone items that will anchor your day. Let everything else flow in around these. Do not plan the in-between.
Waste some time.
Let "the other guy" go ahead of you in line.
Success is measured not by how much you do of something fun...
...but by how much fun you have doing what you do!