The New (and not improved) Story Thread!

[Saxsoon]

Wonerland. I took a drink of a potion and shrunk down to the size of a...

 

[Florida_luvr924]

ant and made my way toward...

 

[meeshheartsdisney217]

Disney World, where there I saw the Ghost of MJ, so I screamed and ran away yelling.....

 

[AmoDolphin]

"MY NAME IS NOT BOB", and..

 

[KlInger]

"I'm a whiskey drinkin' cowboy chasin'ahell-of-a-time!!" so...

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

then i decided i needed to relax and went for a nice dip in the Atlantic Ocean. then ...

 

[KlInger]

i found myself on the moon AGAIN!...

 

[BabyPiglet]

There I found a wrestling ring set up and I wondered what it was for...

 

[AmoDolphin]

As it turns out, I was only seeing things, and it was really two Greek speaking monkeys, by the names of Nicky and Gus. I decided to...

 

[oOcarribeandreamsOo]

ride my bicycle up to Mumbo Jumbo Mountain only to realize that I had left...

 

[BabyPiglet]

my bananas at home, and of course there was no way I could go see monkeys without bananas... So I went back to...

 

[AmoDolphin]

North Kentucky and realized that while here I should go visit...

 

[BabyPiglet]

my aunt who was dieing of a heart disease, I went there to give her a...???...

 

[AmoDolphin]

piece of my old Ukalalie, named Friedish. She was very...

 

[BandGeek911]

surpirised to see that I gave up my favorite part of the ukilali. then she

 

[oOcarribeandreamsOo]

eat it and gave the "crumbs" to.....

 

[BabyPiglet]

back to me and she told me...???...

 

[AmoDolphin]

"you must learn, young one, about the misfortunes of things that come in red bags and have yellow ribbons coming out of them. So..."

 

[KlInger]

learned about things with red bangs that have yellow ribbons coming out of them

 

[AmoDolphin]

and then I planned on....