Luv2Roam
DIS Legend
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2000
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and heard a little voice say, "psst.. Couldn't you have warmed up your fingers first, ma chere? Speak the language of love and you will be warm all over!"
Lauri slapped Jeff! "That's no way to talk to me! We are on a very serious mission!"
"OW! What's your problem? I didn't say a word!"
"Ooh La La! It was me, my red head beauty!"
Mean Laureen almost dropped the lamp, realizing it was wiggling in her hand and TALKING!
"OMG! I forgot the lamp was a Magic Lamp!"
"Ma chere Mademoiselle allow me to introduce myself, I am Lumiere. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I congratulate the both of you on your progress of this neverending journey! Your wish is my command!"
"This map doesn't make a lot of sense", said Jeff, with his mouth still agape from witnessing a talking lamp! "Up is down, left is right, north and south are not opposite of each other. How can a map like this be of any help?"
"Well, my dear fellow" says Lumiere, "follow the white rabbit. He should be around here shortly.... You didn't happen to bring a lovely, dainty feather duster with you, no?"
Lauri slapped Jeff! "That's no way to talk to me! We are on a very serious mission!"
"OW! What's your problem? I didn't say a word!"
"Ooh La La! It was me, my red head beauty!"
Mean Laureen almost dropped the lamp, realizing it was wiggling in her hand and TALKING!
"OMG! I forgot the lamp was a Magic Lamp!"
"Ma chere Mademoiselle allow me to introduce myself, I am Lumiere. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I congratulate the both of you on your progress of this neverending journey! Your wish is my command!"
"This map doesn't make a lot of sense", said Jeff, with his mouth still agape from witnessing a talking lamp! "Up is down, left is right, north and south are not opposite of each other. How can a map like this be of any help?"
"Well, my dear fellow" says Lumiere, "follow the white rabbit. He should be around here shortly.... You didn't happen to bring a lovely, dainty feather duster with you, no?"