The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

[RobInBigKC]

q

p? r?

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

q

...uoits? ...uahogs?

 

[jonestavern]

that's it, just 'q'.


Seems my 'Disco Crisco Twister' image won't stick!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Seems my 'Disco Crisco Twister' image won't stick!

Hmmmm..... you're just the opposite of me. I hate it WHEN my Disco Crisco Twister gets stuck.

-- Rob

 

[jonestavern]

Hmmmm..... you're just the opposite of me. I hate it WHEN my Disco Crisco Twister gets stuck.

-- Rob

Oh, Monsieur Rob, pleeze explane theese to moi?

O, and een ze detail, s'il vous plait!

 

[jonestavern]

Morning Glory Bed & Breakfast, Salem Massachusetts

 

[Goofster57]

Good Morning Jean and other Nuts

We are in the middle of a triple digit heat wave out here.

I think we are headed to San Diego for the weekend so that should help some with the heat

Have a great weekend Nutty Buddies

 

[LBelle]

I'm baaaaaaack!!!!!


For all you wankers who didn't even realize that I was gone. ......I'm back from B.C. now!!

 

[jonestavern]

Good Morning Jean and other Nuts

We are in the middle of a triple digit heat wave out here.

I think we are headed to San Diego for the weekend so that should help some with the heat

Have a great weekend Nutty Buddies

Yikes! I'd send you people hugs, but I'm afraid more warmth is NOT what you need!
Go! Go get cool!

I'm baaaaaaack!!!!!


For all you wankers who didn't even realize that I was gone. ......I'm back from B.C. now!!

Ahem...trip report?

Of course we missed you!
But we realize that a trollop must trollop & we must 'share Lisa with the world'.

Yep, the 'world'

Hope everyone is enjoying a great weekend!

 

[LBelle]

Yikes! I'd send you people hugs, but I'm afraid more warmth is NOT what you need!
Go! Go get cool!



Ahem...trip report?

Of course we missed you!
But we realize that a trollop must trollop & we must 'share Lisa with the world'.

Yep, the 'world'

Hope everyone is enjoying a great weekend!

You were back first so.....trip report NOW!!! Besides, yours would be much more exciting than mine would be...trolloping and all.

 

[jonestavern]

You were back first so.....trip report NOW!!! Besides, yours would be much more exciting than mine would be...trolloping and all.

Well...I do have a pre-trippie

Here's my TR:
Get on SWA plane, very crowded. Two Bloody Marys & 1 Baileys.
Oh, and the flight attendent comped me the Baileys. Why? 'Coz I'm all that!

DME: on DME @ Midnite. POR @ 1:45 am.
Room so far out I think I am walking to the Richard Petty Driving Experience.
I whine, I crank. I whine some more. DH takes 2 sleeping pills & puts in earplugs.
8am: I change room.
Crank-o-saurus now Happy Woman. Everyone can stand down, crisis averted.
Hot, HUMID, HOT, HUMID!
Many cocktails.
Where the heck is Jimney Cricket? Bet Chip 'n' Dale badmouthed me. But I forgive them, 'coz they're just so gosh darned CUTE!
DDP = Fat Girl is happy.
Heat, humidity, heat, humidity
More heat, more humidity! My feet look like 2 loaves of rising bread!

Highlight: Captain Jack look-a-like,
Lowlight: None really.

Back on Tuesday morning. SWA plane packed. Skirmish w/DH.
Nice drinkies (1 Bloody Mary, 1 Baileys, 1 vodka & cranberry). Home and Kahlua & hot cocoa, twice.
Ahhh, nice chilly New Hampshire! Mmmm! In the mid to upper 30's as we land! Heaven!

Ta da!

Now show me yours!

 

[RobInBigKC]

I'm baaaaaaack!!!!!


For all you wankers who didn't even realize that I was gone. ......I'm back from B.C. now!!

Back from B.C.? Before Christ? You got a time machine?

-- Rob

 

[jonestavern]

Back from B.C.? Before Christ? You got a time machine?

-- Rob

Lisa's vacay pic

 

[LBelle]

Back from B.C.? Before Christ? You got a time machine?

-- Rob

Oh.

It's you.

Again.

Lisa's vacay pic

HEY!!! How did you get that? I haven't even downloaded that one from my camera yet!!!


I wish!!! She has great legs!

Hmmm.....might be time for me to hit the treadmill right now.

 

[LBelle]

Well...I do have a pre-trippie

Here's my TR:
Get on SWA plane, very crowded. Two Bloody Marys & 1 Baileys.
Oh, and the flight attendent comped me the Baileys. Why? 'Coz I'm all that!

DME: on DME @ Midnite. POR @ 1:45 am.
Room so far out I think I am walking to the Richard Petty Driving Experience.
I whine, I crank. I whine some more. DH takes 2 sleeping pills & puts in earplugs.
8am: I change room.
Crank-o-saurus now Happy Woman. Everyone can stand down, crisis averted.
Hot, HUMID, HOT, HUMID!
Many cocktails.
Where the heck is Jimney Cricket? Bet Chip 'n' Dale badmouthed me. But I forgive them, 'coz they're just so gosh darned CUTE!
DDP = Fat Girl is happy.
Heat, humidity, heat, humidity
More heat, more humidity! My feet look like 2 loaves of rising bread!

Highlight: Captain Jack look-a-like,
Lowlight: None really.

Back on Tuesday morning. SWA plane packed. Skirmish w/DH.
Nice drinkies (1 Bloody Mary, 1 Baileys, 1 vodka & cranberry). Home and Kahlua & hot cocoa, twice.
Ahhh, nice chilly New Hampshire! Mmmm! In the mid to upper 30's as we land! Heaven!

Ta da!

Now show me yours!

That has to be one of the best trip reports yet!!!!

Is it just me or was there a pleny of alcohol involved?

Me.....I had 2 glasses of white wine at one of our dinners out. Lets just say that I am officially a 'liteweight' now and only had 1 glass the next time.

As for the rest...pretty boring. Just visiting my brother (who is the snarkiest person alive ) and his VERY dumb wife. Seriously, the woman can barely string a single sentence together! Random crap just comes out of her mouth and I had a VERY hard time holding my tongue from saying something to the effect of: "What the *%$@ are you talking about"???????? Aaaaargh!!!! Nevr going back there again!

Plus, they have an EVIL cat.

I hate that stupid cat!

 

[jonestavern]

That has to be one of the best trip reports yet!!!!

Is it just me or was there a pleny of alcohol involved?

Me.....I had 2 glasses of white wine at one of our dinners out. Lets just say that I am officially a 'liteweight' now and only had 1 glass the next time.

As for the rest...pretty boring. Just visiting my brother (who is the snarkiest person alive ) and his VERY dumb wife. Seriously, the woman can barely string a single sentence together! Random crap just comes out of her mouth and I had a VERY hard time holding my tongue from saying something to the effect of: "What the *%$@ are you talking about"???????? Aaaaargh!!!! Nevr going back there again!

Plus, they have an EVIL cat.

I hate that stupid cat!

No, THAT was the funniest TR of all time!

Next time, give the cat laxatives just as your about to leave, that should take care of them all!

 

[RobInBigKC]

I wish!!! She has great legs!

Plus, they have an EVIL cat.

I hate that stupid cat!

Keith likes cats. Just sayin'.

-- Rob

 

[LBelle]

Yes...I copied and pasted this from the Offensive thread. It's late. Give me a break. Still....had to share my warped mind with my Nutty buddies too!!!


Okay....I even got out of bed for this post!!!

It made me howl laughing....what I was thinking, I mean.

Have you ever thought of any of your neighbors having sex?

Well....I did and OMG!!!!! There is this one couple......

Must......stop........NOW!!!!!

That's all.

Buh Bye!!!

 

[jonestavern]

Hey, stop ignoring me KCMan!

After all we've been through! All the times we've been over the points cliff together, or near it, or thinking about jumping off it, or helping others plummet down it,...or...and...yep, that, too!...ahem...sheesh!

Missing:
Grawshuashun Prom Queen
Wild Gothic Rose
Tentacle-y one

Bet Kar's packing & had a graduation
Cheryl's a trolloping
Keith's petting kitty

 

[jonestavern]

Yes...I copied and pasted this from the Offensive thread. It's late. Give me a break. Still....had to share my warped mind with my Nutty buddies too!!!


Okay....I even got out of bed for this post!!!

It made me howl laughing....what I was thinking, I mean.

Have you ever thought of any of your neighbors having sex?

Well....I did and OMG!!!!! There is this one couple......

Must......stop........NOW!!!!!

That's all.

Buh Bye!!!

Hey, Lisa you told us you are from Canada!
For Heaven's sake I didn't know you lived next door!