jordanyosh
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ninjas and peeps go hand in hand.
ninjas and peeps go hand in hand.
Ninjas are like tighty-whitey underwear....always creeping up on you when you least expect it.![]()
Ninjas are like tighty-whitey underwear....always creeping up on you when you least expect it.![]()
Do you also try to outdo without overdoing?Ask Glenn, the man himself, about my obsession with alliteration! I was born to babble! We are SOUL MATES!!
Whoa! I had to go back to my TR to see if I was seeing things because I didn't remember you posting there. I certainly don't deserve THAT kind of praise, but I appreciate your compliments, I really do.I'm sorry to disappoint, but I have now decided to NOT do a TR nor a PTR! And I had come up with the perfect title that others missed the golden opportunity to utilize........"Trapped in a Truck Class on the side of Disney you NEVER wanted to see!" AKA Which way do I go, Which way do I go?
After perusing some of the TR rantings of a raving Hucifer about a kinda, sorta solo thingy, I came to the realization that any attempted performance on my part would be sorely inadequate. (The LAST thing I need is another female pointing THAT out to me.)
If you two are indeed soul mates,I am not ABOUT to begin reading any TR/PTRs you have written. If not for her undying and relentless dedication to all things transportation and distribution, I'm sure Hucifer would have a lucrative career as an author of comedic novelettes (isn't War and Peace considered a novelette?). I do not ascribe to a belief in reincarnation, but if I did, I would swear Hucifer was a writer for Johnny Carson, Red Skelton, or Abbott and Costello in a former life.
Living up to the reputation of "Glenn, the man himself" was already going to be tough enough. Alas, the bar is now set WAY too high by the Goddess of Trucking!![]()
Yay! I was hoping you'd say that.Oh, don't say that -- you're adequate.
We learned from the best.It's getting deep in here.
*screams, rips off shirt, throws it at Glenn*Glennbomania has begun.
We didn't expect anything less from you, buddy.Before I hit the "Submit Reply" key, I opened up another internet session and looked in on this thread and discovered that Marvin had made another post while I was writing this one. Ha! Got ya!
True dat.See, I told you to read Hucifer's TR. That's still not enough reason for you NOT to do one though.
I'm out.
Like a ninja.
Well not really.
We short fat guys don't really do the whole ninja thing. Hard on the knees you know.
Ninjas are like tighty-whitey underwear....always creeping up on you when you least expect it.![]()
Do you also try to outdo without overdoing?
I do, but I"m not always as gracefully adept at it as the lot of ya'll.
Don't be silly and get yourself mentally prepared to write a TR. You know you've got an armful of readers already, right? (I cannot encourage the PTR, however, because I personally do not read them...and yes, Glenn's PTR is the exception to my rule...what can I say? The guy is persuasive. I proudly call myself a Glennbo Groupie.)
What kind of persuasion do you need?? Maybe I should try...
*screams, rips off shirt, throws it at Glenn*
What a man!
But does he catch it??
Wish I could only reply within quotes, but instead it forces me to write something completely inane HERE.
And of COURSE Glenn catches the shirt. He even sniffs it for good measure.
but unlike a ninja who will dissapear on his his own, trying to get the tightey whites out of a creep without others noticing usually is not ninja like.Ninjas are like tighty-whitey underwear....always creeping up on you when you least expect it.![]()
Whoa! I had to go back to my TR to see if I was seeing things because I didn't remember you posting there. I certainly don't deserve THAT kind of praise, but I appreciate your compliments, I really do.
Don't be silly and get yourself mentally prepared to write a TR. You know you've got an armful of readers already, right?
(I cannot encourage the PTR, however, because I personally do not read them...and yes, Glenn's PTR is the exception to my rule...what can I say? The guy is persuasive. I proudly call myself a Glennbo Groupie.)
What kind of persuasion do you need?? Maybe I should try...
And of COURSE Glenn catches the shirt. He even sniffs it for good measure.
I want to see THAT rebuttal!!![]()
that is where the wide leg wiggle walk comes from to try and let them fall on there own.
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Hey, don't be giving away any insider "man tricks" we try before just reaching down and digging deep to resolve the problem.....![]()
This should be interesting.I want to see THAT rebuttal!!
Ooh, sneaky ninja lurking...I've only read about this ultra-secretive move. I never knew anyone that actually mastered it.Finally posted this morning. I was previously in ninja lurka mode! (inserted ninja smilie here....you just can't see it)
Word.Will probably start one soon, but after this long will need to go through pictures, touring plans and get input from DSs to help me remember things. I can go back to Glenn's TR too since we were on very similar schedules.
I thought everybody did this.at least i did not tell them about the tricks for dislodging a boxer short wedgy or the fart in one isle of the store then cut the string of sting and move to another isle unnoticed.
Yes, I do love to babble! HA!! but you always seem to come back for more.![]()
Are you running at lunch again? I never see you on around my 11:00 anymore. If so, go, go, go!!![]()
that really reinforces that I need to migrate a certain 9 year old to boxers.
not the intent of your comment I am quite sure.
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Whoa! I had to go back to my TR to see if I was seeing things because I didn't remember you posting there. I certainly don't deserve THAT kind of praise, but I appreciate your compliments, I really do.
and yes, Glenn's PTR is the exception to my rule...what can I say? The guy is persuasive.
*screams, rips off shirt, throws it at Glenn*
That has Tag Fairy written all over it. Too bad she doesn't read over here.
Wish I could only reply within quotes, but instead it forces me to write something completely inane HERE.
And of COURSE Glenn catches the shirt. He even sniffs it for good measure.
I want to see THAT rebuttal!!![]()
but unlike a ninja who will dissapear on his his own, trying to get the tightey whites out of a creep without others noticing usually is not ninja like.
that is where the wide leg wiggle walk comes from to try and let them fall on there own.
![]()
Finally posted this morning. I was previously in ninja lurka mode! (inserted ninja smilie here....you just can't see it)
Will probably start one soon, but after this long will need to go through pictures, touring plans and get input from DSs to help me remember things. I can go back to Glenn's TR too since we were on very similar schedules.
And I'M the one you accuse of starting so many rumors......
(Well, yeah, I guess I kinda do.)![]()
Hey, don't be giving away any insider "man tricks" we try before just reaching down and digging deep to resolve the problem.....![]()
at least i did not tell them about the tricks for dislodging a boxer short wedgy or the fart in one isle of the store then cut the string of sting and move to another isle unnoticed.
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I thought everybody did this.
That'll teach you to walk away from your own thread.Whew! I can see I've got my work cut out for me....
You're probably right. Mostly, I just cannot keep up with PTRs because they're usually just gab-fests. Unlike this one, of course.I would have never gotten you over here without the lure of the non-Disney flashback European TR.
Those aren't sweats. That's hair.Um, it has more of an effect if you're not wearing sweats under the shirt you just ripped off.
[bowing to tumultous applause] Thank you, thank you. You are too kind.I thought the same thing about your O Canada! remark on your thread. That was CLASSIC!
No, that's hummus and BO.I'm detecting stale hummus and......Ben Gay?
I have so much to learn from you, Master.I like to create a distraction, like throw a rock at something, then remedy the situation when everyone's looking the other way.
And my husband.At least everybody in Wal-Mart.
at least i did not tell them about the tricks for dislodging a boxer short wedgy or the fart in one isle of the store then cut the string of sting and move to another isle unnoticed.
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Ooh, sneaky ninja lurking...I've only read about this ultra-secretive move. I never knew anyone that actually mastered it.
Um, it has more of an effect if you're not wearing sweats under the shirt you just ripped off..
glennbo123 said:I like to create a distraction, like throw a rock at something, then remedy the situation when everyone's looking the other way.
glennbo123 said:C'mon, use whatever resources you need. We're ready for it.
I thought everybody did this.
it also helps having a kid, there has been a few times i have blammed it on parker and saying woo buddy we have to change that diaper.I like to create a distraction, like throw a rock at something, then remedy the situation when everyone's looking the other way.
Shhhh, you're giving more away!