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[Disneyolic]

I kind of like doing it. Don't tell Buzz. I just lay the guilt trip on him whenever I can

And if he didn't catch you the first time, or the 2nd time ... maybe he'll see it here! Does the guilt trip really work? Honestly? I think he's fine with alcohol in hand and mouse in the other ...

 

[dismorgh]

Your wish is my command.

Why thank you!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I always thought Manuel Labor was the Mexican President. Who knew?

Faunt, I've got 12 more installments on day one. I'm only half way through.

HSM, make sure you order the Ultimate Margarita!

DM, I like my little buddies.

jcc, thanks! We like him.

ncsjodi, yes, those are his stretchy shorts. He got to change and wash his though.

Come to think of it, I still haven't washed those darn Stretchy Shorts. :

 

[dismorgh]

~ The Man Report ~ ~ Fun with Bricks & Disney’s New Alcohol Policy ~

I’m big in to meandering.

My favorite meandering locations are Downtown Disney and the World Showcase.

Yup, meandering in DD is a GOOD thing! My DW and I did that last trip.

Those of you counting have figured out that by this point in the day ONE I’ve consumed around 250 servings of alcohol. What you have to keep in mind is that men tend to exaggerate, and while I contend that I’m no ordinary man, I frequently exaggerate more than others.

I don't think your exaggerating.

Now, one thing you have to keep in mind as you read this installment of my trip report is that when I talk about Cap’n Jack’s Margarita Bar, I’m NOT talking about Cap’n Jack’s Restaurant. There’s a distinct difference.

The Margarita Bar is labeled as such and is simply a kiosk with two windows located outside of the main restaurant. Whatever you do, don’t confuse the two. While the margaritas at both locations are identical, the one served at the kiosk (or bodega or hut or whatever the heck it’s called) is just BETTER.

Who's arguing!

At this point it dawns on me that there are TWO of us adults and that both are NOT needed to keep a watchful eye over our cubs. I sell my plan of “dividing & conquering” to LtP and bolt off in full GATmode, weaving and bobbing, with only one thought in mind: margarita baby!

Good planning!

I find myself at the Margarita Bar in minutes and place my order. “Two Ultimate Margarita’s please, with ice and salt”.

Oh, yeah baby!!!

In the old days, you could only get ONE margarita at a time per person. As a matter fact, if you were alone while ordering alcohol ANYWHERE in Disney, you could only purchase one. Those days were a real pain in the rump. Those days are also long gone!

Wow! I never got hit with that rule, but sure glad it's gone.

I got a look that would stop a charging water buffalo in its tracks. I actually took a step back. Usually everyone is so friendly around the margarita bar. The correct combination of Sauza Tequila & Grand Marnier has that effect on a crowd. Apparently this woman was stone sober.

Not sober!

It was a nice few minutes. All alone with two glasses of margarita, a setting sun, and the buzz of a crowd as DtD began to get congested.

Awww, relaxing. How sweet it is.

It’s amazing what kids find fun. Honey I shrunk the Audience is not fun, but a 4 foot brick & mortar wall is. Go figure.

And they always seem to like the empty large boxes, sometimes better than the gifts in them.

Tomorrow was MK and we were ready to tear it up. All I had to do was find that spot in the fence to fish the beer through.

Let us all know where that is, will ya!

Oh, one last thing: One of the entrances to World of Disney has Stitch overhead and he “spits” on you!!!!

You can see him in the background over my shoulder.

Yuck!

Great update! Thanks!

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

all right 12 more updates, till day 2, this thing is going to go till new years of 09

 

[blue_river]

Just send me my pin now!!!

 

[blue_river]

4) insult any Canucks or Britts in the group

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DISNEYJO.................LESSA


YOU READ THIS YET????????????




I think it's time for us to gang up on Buzz

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DISNEYJO.................LESSA


YOU READ THIS YET????????????




I think it's time for us to gang up on Buzz

Hey!

I didn't write that. I would never promote such a blatent disregard for our fellow NATO members.

I'd be much more sneaky.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I'm amazed that you can write a whole chapter on maragritas!

What do you mean? I've got an entire chapter devoted to WALKING to Test Track from the rope drop.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

What do you mean? I've got an entire chapter devoted to WALKING to Test Track from the rope drop.

Are you talking about the time that you let the other people get in front of you even though you had the avantage of using the stroller to hit them in the ankles and knock them over. You know when you needed to "man up"

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Beijing, Summer Olympics 2008

Canadian Olympic Hopefuls


Take that Blue-ster!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Are you talking about the time that you let the other people get in front of you even though you had the avantage of using the stroller to hit them in the ankles and knock them over. You know when you needed to "man up"

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Beijing, Summer Olympics 2008

Canadian Olympic Hopefuls


Take that Blue-ster!

Those canadians sure do try...my office got that about a month ago, the guys were crying they were laughing so hard at it.

my favorite is the bike rider, they just tossed him over the bridge that was great.

 

[DisneyJo]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DISNEYJO.................LESSA


YOU READ THIS YET????????????




I think it's time for us to gang up on Buzz

I did Heidi but didn't want to lower myself to Buzz's level


So Buzz do you think Linnie will trust you with her drinks any more?

 

[DisneyJo]

OMG just watched the video

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

So Buzz do you think Linnie will trust you with her drinks any more?

She's known for years.

 

[beckanoah]

 

[KathyRN137]

What you have to keep in mind is that men tend to exaggerate, and while I contend that I’m no ordinary man, I frequently exaggerate more than others.

D'Ya think??

Buzz, I'm usually too excited at the beginning of a trip to meander; I like to save it for sometime more toward the end of the week when I'm starting to get tired.

Ed, on the other hand, would be happy to meander all week long!

I guess I should be more like LTP....


Kathy

 

[winkers]

But I have my man who does the shoveling ~ with one of them show removal thingies. What the heck are they called? I

DM, I believe those thingies are called snow blowers

 

[camelotcats]

Camelot-I wanted to tell you-I got the man shoulders too!! When I was trying on wedding gowns, my mom was with me and I had to go with one with OUT shoulder pads b/c my sweet mother said, "The shoulder pads make you look like a linebacker." She should talk-she's quite manly looking too! Gotta funny story about her for another time.

Yeah, When I was trying on Wedding gowns, my dad told me that all the dresses I was trying on made me look (and I QUOTE) "WIDE", and that maybe I should look for a new style. I got married when strapless dresses were all the thing. Here I am with Man shoulders and HUGE you-know-whats...I was SOL. Didn't get a strapless dress. *Sigh*

My mom is ....errr..... round. She said NOTHING (for once)

Hope you feel better from all that shoveling!! BTW - I LOOOVE your lights!