PS-Buzz did NOT put the Christmas lights up!!We hired it done because our house is too tall. The people who do it have to rent a lift for crying out loud. Buzz used to do the lights at our other house. It'd take him 8 house and it barely looked any different when he was done.
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Buzz, I always like your installments. Linnie I LOVE yours, you always crack me up
I love laughter. Makes life fun! 
The best feeling in the world to me is when I am laughing so hard that no sound is coming out and it feels like my insides are going to explode. I love that feeling! It happens to me on a daily basis living with Buzz. 
I agree with the OP (cant remember who) when she said the dog was the last of her Mom. She`s probably keeping your grandma warm and cozy.
Nope. We cooked her in the fry daddy.
OMG I thought for a second that it was Linnie who posted this! You better hide behind the couch! thats were you`ll be sleeping,,,
Nope. We cooked her in the fry daddy.
That's just a bit too early for me! I'll shop for Christmas before Thanksgiving, but the decorations don't go up until after the leftover turkey and cranberry sauce are all finished! 
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I just noticed this:MDF said:
Are you serious on this one? My kids snowman is dying as we speak now ...Hey Buzz, the news just showed that Montana got lots and lots of snow today....I am soooo glad to live in Canada where we were raking leaves in our short sleeves earlier
I love crab legs but when we were in Maryland we were eating whole crabs and what a pain in the ****. Took longer to crack them things open than it was worth to eat them.
Good for you. Although I really think it was my dessert that did it to me. I had a "cheesy" key lime pie. I say cheesy because it was not supposed to have cheese in it at all. It just tasted that way. The Adventurer's Club ladies room was a bit stinky for awhile there ...It was a fabulous experience and I do have to say, I didn't get the runs like DM!
Or are you doing any online shopping?
Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or try to smack you through the screen ...Nope. We cooked her in the fry daddy.
That is soooo funny. I have to show this to my DH when he gets home. He will love it. I promise not to lurk anymore. I will speak up.
Just letting you know I have "lurked" your report until now. I just clicked on your "sing and dance spectacular" and I am laughing hysterically.
BTW, I love the humor you and your wife share. Only way to handle life is with a good sense of humor.
Speak woman! Speak!
I never did like that dog much though. 
Consider yourself lucky. 
Hee! I just finished reading your other trip reports over the last week, and then I found this one! I was up WAAAY too late last night reading, and woke Dh up by laughing out loud! Thanks for the laughs, and keep them coming!!
Oh, and I think next trip you should use "SPOON!!" as your battle cry. We did that once at six flags before we had kids and discovered Disney. You know, people veer out of the way automatically when they look back to stare at you.
The house looks great, by the way, but I think you might need to go back to live trip reports....at least then they'd get written.
And Linnie, I have man hands, too, and am quite well-endowed (THink H). However, I also have man shoulders and man feet....when I had short hair people called me sir, even when I wore makeup and earrings, Like I was some sort of weird drag-queen going to Walgreens all done up or something.
Looking forward to more!!
You read my other reports!?! Hooboy, you are a glutten for punishment, aren't you?
mrsksomeday, yes, LtP writes to the masses. Mine are mostly only funny for me.
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Welcome Camelot!
