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[HomeschoolMama]

Here are a couple of DIS'ers I met at Epcot. ncseric & ncsjodi. Hi Guys!

The first thing Jodi asked about was my stretchy shorts then how many beers have I had.

I knew I liked her for a reason!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I knew I liked her for a reason!

She's awesome. I had a blast talking with them.


LtP is spending money like a drunken sailor. irate: I hope I get a present.

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

LtP is spending money like a drunken sailor. irate: I hope I get a present.

Um, sure.... Your present is your 3rd WDW trip. Without me.

Speaking of drunken, I think I'm going to treat myself to a nice bottle of wine that I bought.... mmmm....

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Um, sure....

Speaking of drunken, I think I'm going to treat myself to a nice bottle of wine that I bought.... mmmm....

Uh... when you say "nice", you don't mean a bottle from my tower stockpile in the basement do you?

Leave those alone!!!

 

[blue_river]

I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!

Must catch up

Going to read your new update right now

 

[GeminiAngel]

Do it Linnie! Have a drink from the private reserve!

3rd trip to WDW without you. That'll teach him!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Do it Linnie! Have a drink from the private reserve!

3rd trip to WDW without you. That'll teach him!

Uh, actually, it's the fourth.

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

Oh no. It was one I bought on a spending spree. I intended to share it with you Buzz but I think I'll down it. It's much better than those in the basement reserve. Think, high priced, Beringer Reserve, delicious. It was on sale, I couldn't pass it up.

 

[GeminiAngel]

Oh no. It was one I bought on a spending spree. I intended to share it with you Buzz but I think I'll down it. It's much better than those in the basement reserve. Think, high priced, Beringer Reserve, delicious. It was on sale, I couldn't pass it up.

What's in the basement? I could go for a glass of something nice myself right about now.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Oh no. It was one I bought on a spending spree. I intended to share it with you Buzz but I think I'll down it. It's much better than those in the basement reserve. Think, high priced, Beringer Reserve, delicious. It was on sale, I couldn't pass it up.

Oh, and for those wondering, yes, we only communicate via the DIS.

 

[blue_river]

What's in the basement? I could go for a glass of something nice myself right about now.

Ugh not me. I'm all wined out from this weekend

 

[blue_river]

Holy cow.....how many pages back is the update????

I hate missing out on all the fun

Linnie - you go girl

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Holy cow.....how many pages back is the update????

I hate missing out on all the fun

Linnie - you go girl

Use my hotlink silly. You taught me how to use those. I still copy and paste the original one you sent me then change the information. A lot of "cutting" & "pasting".

 

[blue_river]

Found it.....finally - sheesh.

After years of waiting on LtP outside of the companion bathrooms, the time had come for my clan to wait on me.

Linnie - did you have a good chuckle over this? Heh Heh.

I’ve got other names but have been scolded numerous times in the past for using that language…

That's nothing new

In 20 minutes, I can be completely up to date with the happenings outside of paradise.

I'm never caught up in just 20 minutes you must be a speed reader

Last March, I posted to blue’s thread from my Palm Treo inside the commode facility at Epcot’s Germany. Good times.

Ewwwwwwww. Knowing that is kinda icky
Too much information

Sometimes, I’ll even make a phone call. There’s only so much you can do inside the stall of a public restroom. You get bored. I’ll call associates, friends back home, my parents, the house-sitter, whoever. I don’t care. I’m just killing time.

Bored?????????

Get it over with and get out. Men are weIrd

I’ll even bust out a pen from my fanny pack and create some nutty limericks. I write them on a toilet seat cover and leave it for the next park guest to read. I like to brighten people’s day.

Okay...I must admit that I do read the writing on the wall

Occasionally, I enjoy making people uncomfortable. If I know someone is in the stall next to me, I’ll ask them how their day is going or if they know who won the Yankee’s game. If I know there’s someone at the urinal or sink, I’ll bang on the stall side-barrier and holler “Heaven’s to Mergatroid” or “Fire in the Hole” as loud as possible. When I’m feeling really “saucy”, I’ll simply moan.

OMG
The sad thing is I believe you. You're a riot

At the airport in Denver I once asked the gentlemen next to me for a “mercy flush”. He didn’t respond.

However, my absolutely favorite thing to do is the “fake phone call”. ...... Depending on my mood, I have four pre-planned discussions that I will have with the non-existent caller. They are:

• Heidi, the hillbilly polar bear rancher

You're killing me here!

and were we discussing polar bears?

“False Alarm”, I lied.

Hmmm.......my DH says that a lot. Wonder if he lied also

It is my belief that this will provide me with some much needed “New” material for the trip report. One can only talk about toilets so many times.

I love the old material - it's still funny!

The sign says 20 minutes. We’re riding Peter Pan within 3. This is a common Disney theme. We check in for the Princess Lunch yesterday and are told seating will commence in 20 minutes yet they call our name in 5.

We noticed that too! - and we're rookies

Next Up: Clown College: Tougher than advertised.

Not for you!


This was well worth the wait over the weekend

 

[blue_river]

Use my hotlink silly. You taught me how to use those. I still copy and paste the original one you sent me then change the information. A lot of "cutting" & "pasting".

Nah, I like to skim the other pages first to catch glimpses of what I've missed. Now I'm going to catch up on the stuff in-between

 

[camelotcats]

Oh no. It was one I bought on a spending spree. I intended to share it with you Buzz but I think I'll down it. It's much better than those in the basement reserve. Think, high priced, Beringer Reserve, delicious. It was on sale, I couldn't pass it up.

Yummy...wine.

FOUR TIMES!!!!


ok. sleepy time. more trippy soon, please.

 

[HomeschoolMama]

She's awesome. I had a blast talking with them.


LtP is spending money like a drunken sailor. irate: I hope I get a present.

Maybe new stretchy shorts!!!

Didja see my ticker says 23 days!!!

 

[blue_river]

I laughed so loud at this one that my co-worker had to ask if I was ok. [/COLOR]

I didn't chastise him too badly, as he did look quite sheepish upon leaving the bathroom which now had an odd greenish cloud seeping through the cracks in the door. Toxic substance of some sort I believe. At least we weren't at the hotel where I would've had to have listened to all the sound effects, commentary and the finale, "Linnie, Come and look at this!"

Oh Linnie, I pity you some days

I couldn't sit down again for an hour.

It's so bad. YOu guys will hate us when you see it.

That bad eh?

I could care less-I'm having a rockin' time at home right now. You should see the house-total disaster! I get to spend all day in my new cozy pj's playing video games with the kids.

And the money I've spent shopping this week, well let's just say I'm having myself a very Merry Christmas.

Ha ha ha

I love it!!!

Oh, CRAP. I need to get home.

Buzz, if you are in WDW, why are you on the computer and not in the parks? Sheesh. How lame can you be!

ZACKLY

Poor Buzz HAS to be in WDW.... Aw, let's have a pity party shall we??? Ain't gonna happen. You know you like it or you wouldn't do it. Gimme a break.

<---- For Linnie

He was mad at me the other night because he calls me up and is griping b/c Port Orleans is a "dump." He has to show his room key every time he enters the grounds and has no internet even though he was supposed to have it. Awww, poor Buzz. Life is so hard.

Oh we need the fiddle smiley here

Btw, thanks for the well wishes everyone. I've had this flu bug for about 3 weeks now. I fought it for the longest time, but it got me, then I got over it, then it got me again!! No fun!! Hopefully it's all gone now. I can't get the flu shot due to allergies so that stinks but maybe I'm good to go now.

Ugh. That sucks. Glad to see you're finally feeling better

shopping = not gud

Ip-Dip

My mom told me she thinks I should spend as much $$$ on myself as Buzz is spending in WDW right now. I knew I loved that lady for a reason!!

Smart lady, your mother

 

[blue_river]

Here are a couple of DIS'ers I met at Epcot. ncseric & ncsjodi. Hi Guys!

The first thing Jodi asked about was my stretchy shorts then how many beers have I had.

That's cool

I hope we're going to get a little mini-TR about the meet

 

[TheDISneyFamily]

Buzz, I just saw your post on NCS's TR and I had to come over here and give you a hard time!

Uffda! That's a lot of snow. It was 85 yesterday down here. The locals say that's a lot warmer than usual.

That is SO unfair! I'm freezing my you-know-what off here! How much longer are you going to be in WDW???

One shopping spree down today. (The kids did fine btw, which was a shock to me). One more tomorrow. I think I'll add a purse to my list of things to buy. I need one for holiday/dress up occasions.

My mom told me she thinks I should spend as much $$$ on myself as Buzz is spending in WDW right now. I knew I loved that lady for a reason!!

KEEP SHOPPING LINNIE! You GO girl!!! If you can't be warm in Florida, then you can at least warm up that credit card!!!

Here are a couple of DIS'ers I met at Epcot. ncseric & ncsjodi. Hi Guys!

The first thing Jodi asked about was my stretchy shorts then how many beers have I had.

Yay! DISmeet!!! I'm so glad that you guys got together!!! I love the Lime Green shirt, Buzz! I'm sure they could see you coming a mile away!!!

Take care,
Michelle