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[Disneyolic]

Nice pic of your DIS meet! But Buzz you look like a walking billboard! It looks so nice down there. How depressing up here in NY ...

 

[ILMICKEY]

Why on earth would she think you were drinking???

That is a BRIGHT shirt. WOW! It's hard just looking at the picture.

Go Linnie! I'd be doing the same thing.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

I have a weird story, about the commode, from the mall in Indy. But not sure what the guy was doing so I dont wanna share it.

 

[ILMICKEY]

Did he stick his left hand under his stall as to "pick" something up??

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Did he stick his left hand under his stall as to "pick" something up??

No I was in there, then i hear the door next to me open, see feet walk in, then I see them turn around

Okay nothing weird about that. Well then I can tell that 1 foot is gone.

then the one that is closest to me is gone.

I start to look up, to see if he is going to look over my way.

Nope no looking down, then I hear him start going.

I am curious now as his feet are on the toilet, and he is going, who would not be. I am done but sit and wait to see what is going to happen next.

Well i hear the toilet paper roll going around, I hear 1 foot hit the ground, then I see the other one touch down.

Flush, door open and leave.

I waited till her left, because I did not want to look at him while washing my hands and start to laugh at him.

I come out, and go to DW, you would not believe what i just witnessed.

She said that he looked a little odd when he walked out.

I have no idea how it was possible, or how he got the job done, but somehow he did.

 

[ILMICKEY]

O.k. I have this visual going in my head, it's not purdy! I am confused too! Maybe his feet were up to help "force" the issue??? Sounds like he was delivering a child, not a you know what!

I think I would have been freaked out too!

As a woman what is scary is walking into a restroom and the seat is up! Now why on earth in a womans restroom would the seat be up???????

 

[Disneyolic]

As a woman what is scary is walking into a restroom and the seat is up! Now why on earth in a womans restroom would the seat be up???????

I can answer that one. It could be one of two things:

1. The toilet was just cleaned and sometimes the seat gets left up.

2. Sometimes a mommy will help out her small son and the seat goes up but they don't put it back down.

 

[ILMICKEY]

I suppose your right, but it could still be the "other" thing. Next time I go in, I'll just think of the nice suggestions for it you had!!

 

[dismorgh]

I suppose your right, but it could still be the "other" thing. Next time I go in, I'll just think of the nice suggestions for it you had!!

I like the "nice" suggestion as well.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

O.k. I have this visual going in my head, it's not purdy! I am confused too! Maybe his feet were up to help "force" the issue??? Sounds like he was delivering a child, not a you know what!

I think I would have been freaked out too!

As a woman what is scary is walking into a restroom and the seat is up! Now why on earth in a womans restroom would the seat be up???????

Yeah still baffles me to this day, thanks for bringing up old memories buzz, and getting people to think of the crazys that are next to them in the stalls.

 

[jessi1375]

I took them off, lifted the seat to go, and there he left a HUGE surprise for me ...

My brother always "forgot" to flush after he went. His wife says he still "forgets". How do you forget to flush?

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

My brother always "forgot" to flush after he went. His wife says he still "forgets". How do you forget to flush?

Sometimes I forget also. It's easy to do when you're distracted by your Mobile Web Surfing. Also, I may be off lickity split to find the camera then get side tracked by a Hooters commercial or a can of frosty cold beer.

I suppose your right, but it could still be the "other" thing.

As a "man", I'd like to think it was the "other" thing also.

BTW: Has anyone been to Trinidad, CO?

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

No I was in there, then i hear the door next to me open, see feet walk in, then I see them turn around

Okay nothing weird about that. Well then I can tell that 1 foot is gone.

then the one that is closest to me is gone.

I start to look up, to see if he is going to look over my way.

Nope no looking down, then I hear him start going.

I am curious now as his feet are on the toilet, and he is going, who would not be. I am done but sit and wait to see what is going to happen next.

Well i hear the toilet paper roll going around, I hear 1 foot hit the ground, then I see the other one touch down.

Flush, door open and leave.

I waited till her left, because I did not want to look at him while washing my hands and start to laugh at him.

I come out, and go to DW, you would not believe what i just witnessed.

She said that he looked a little odd when he walked out.

I have no idea how it was possible, or how he got the job done, but somehow he did.

Dan, you're one sick puppy!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Welcome back blue and DM.


Michelle, I thought my shirt was Yellow!?! I'm more color blind that I thought.

 

[camelotcats]

Sometimes I forget also. It's easy to do when you're distracted by your Mobile Web Surfing. Also, I may be off lickity split to find the camera then get side tracked by a Hooters commercial or a can of frosty cold beer.






As a "man", I'd like to think it was the "other" thing also.

BTW: Has anyone been to Trinidad, CO?

wait! Whadda ya maen you're a "man"? How is this different than being a man? Is there somehting you haven't told us??

 

[beckanoah]

LOL!

Um, I used to live NEAR Trinidad Colorado... But not for THOSE reasons! It was an interesting place alright. But home of the BEST CHINESE FOOD PLACE ever. Wonderful House!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

wait! Whadda ya maen you're a "man"? How is this different than being a man? Is there somehting you haven't told us??

Whoah, whoah there girlfriend. When I say "man", I mean MAN!!





Oh, and beck, I always thought you were a little strange. Now I know why...


I'm at the Denver airport.... almost home. Hopefully the wife has a wine jug popped, the kids in bed, and a little Julio Iglasias going on the system. Time for some biznizz...

 

[beckanoah]

Whoah, whoah there girlfriend. When I say "man", I mean MAN!!





Oh, and beck, I always thought you were a little strange. Now I know why...

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Again, I stated NOT for those reasons, LMAO! Trust me, I'm ALL woman, and have the C-Section scars to prove it!

 

[Goofster57]

I'm at the Denver airport.... almost home. Hopefully the wife has a wine jug popped, the kids in bed, and a little Julio Iglasias going on the system. Time for some biznizz...

I'm thinking you'll be "lucky" if your key works in the lock...

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Again, I stated NOT for those reasons, LMAO! Trust me, I'm ALL woman, and have the C-Section scars to prove it!

Ok, ok. Easy there. I trust ya.