The Magic 8 Ball has returned!

[jordansmomma]

What the Magic eight ball is gone? OR am I wrong?

well CARP!!!

I only wanted to know if the pass was open so I could go to Seattle..
Snoqualamie Pass that is.....

 

[legalsea]

What the Magic eight ball is gone? OR am I wrong?

well CARP!!!

I only wanted to know if the pass was open so I could go to Seattle..
Snoqualamie Pass that is.....

I managed to make my way back home; it turned out that Mr. Puddles was NOT my dog at all! What a day of horror I have had! Someday, when I think you, my dear readers, are prepared for it, I shall describe my adventures.

Anyway, upon reaching home I discovered that the Magic 8 Ball was, surprisingly, sitting quietly on the shelf where it always sits. Seeing that there is a question about the Snoqualmie Pass, I decided to quickly consult the Magic 8 Ball.

I will ignore, for the moment, your desire to go to Seattle. I mean, we all know the Seahawks are not in the playoffs.

"Oh Magic 8 Ball, is it safe for Jordansmomma to drive to Seattle via the Snoqualmie Pass?"
(Shake like a Seahawk receiver):

"Cannot predict now"

What? Cannot predict now? Well, I wish could curse on this forum, I would tell the Magic 8 Ball what I think! The most greenhorn weatherman with the most primitive weather instruments (like eyeballs and a stick) can tell that it is snowing like the Dickens in that area!

I guess, however, the Magic 8 Ball had a day of horror also, and so it is not collected yet; it's spiritual thing or whatever is not clear or whatever.

Googling Snoqualmie Pass I see that it is enconsed in snow. Utterly unpassable.

So, I shall shake my head thusly and make my own prediction:

Do not attempt the Pass!

Shaking my head made me a little dizzy. Ah! Here somes Horace the Hamster with a refreshing adult beverage that will, no doubt, set me right. I do not recall having a hamster, at least one this large, but no doubt it slipped out of my mind due to the day of fatigue I have experienced.

Thank you, Horace.

 

[legalsea]

Ummm...are ya sure ya didn't eat any "brownies" with your coctail?

Happy Holidays!

I had to respond to this non-Magic 8 Ball question (or slur).

Strangely enough, last night, while wandering around the nightclub area of downtown Fort Worth, a pleasant man offered me some “Mexican Oregano”, and said that a pinch put into brownies would give them ‘umph’. I ended up purchasing the entire baggie of Mexican Oregano (afterwards, I thought that $200.00 for an ounce of Oregano, Mexican or not, was rather expensive, but in my state of mind at the time I thought it reasonable).

To make a long story short, I had always thought that my homemade brownies lacked ‘umph’, so I put the whole baggie of Mexican Oregano into the batch (my recipe does make 12 big brownies). I ate three upon rising this morning, and thought that it did add an extra, albiet strange, taste. While I was eating my fourth brownie I realized that, not only did the Mexican Oregano add to the taste, but I was famished. Hence, I admit, Piggy Legalsea finished the whole batch! It was soon after that the imposture, Ms Muffins, came into my life. I recall little after that; I guess due to my stress due to the appearance of Ms Muffins (the imposture) and the Magic 8 Ball.

Anyway, to get back to your original thought, Yes, I do think the Cowboys will lose in the playoffs, should they make it. Heck, even I do not need a Magic 8 Ball to know that!

 

[jordansmomma]

I managed to make my way back home; it turned out that Mr. Puddles was NOT my dog at all! What a day of horror I have had! Someday, when I think you, my dear readers, are prepared for it, I shall describe my adventures.

Anyway, upon reaching home I discovered that the Magic 8 Ball was, surprisingly, sitting quietly on the shelf where it always sits. Seeing that there is a question about the Snoqualmie Pass, I decided to quickly consult the Magic 8 Ball.

I will ignore, for the moment, your desire to go to Seattle. I mean, we all know the Seahawks are not in the playoffs.

"Oh Magic 8 Ball, is it safe for Jordansmomma to drive to Seattle via the Snoqualmie Pass?"
(Shake like a Seahawk receiver):

"Cannot predict now"

What? Cannot predict now? Well, I wish could curse on this forum, I would tell the Magic 8 Ball what I think! The most greenhorn weatherman with the most primitive weather instruments (like eyeballs and a stick) can tell that it is snowing like the Dickens in that area!

I guess, however, the Magic 8 Ball had a day of horror also, and so it is not collected yet; it's spiritual thing or whatever is not clear or whatever.

Googling Snoqualmie Pass I see that it is enconsed in snow. Utterly unpassable.

So, I shall shake my head thusly and make my own prediction:

Do not attempt the Pass!

Shaking my head made me a little dizzy. Ah! Here somes Horace the Hamster with a refreshing adult beverage that will, no doubt, set me right. I do not recall having a hamster, at least one this large, but no doubt it slipped out of my mind due to the day of fatigue I have experienced.

Thank you, Horace.

Ok well shoot!!
But thanks anyway...