The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS!

[kpk89]

What am I doing wrong? First everybody has a housekeeper & now a Nanny.

I WISH I had a housekeeper! I have a pseudo nanny ... she's our favorite babysitter and now lives with us (free place to stay in exchange for free babysitting. Sweet!)


I need an Alice. Like the Brady Bunch. To cook, clean, shop, and be available to babysit when necessary so that I can spend any non-working moment playing with my kids.

 

[Chapter 11]

I need an Alice. Like the Brady Bunch. To cook, clean, shop, and be available to babysit when necessary so that I can spend any non-working moment playing with my kids.

Yes, but would you take her with you when you went on vacation to Hawaii (or anyplace else, for that matter)? I just cannot imagine anyone taking their maid on vacation -- what, did they bring her along to straighten up the hotel rooms? Of course, I can't imagine having a live-in maid and making her wear that uniform either. And why was Mrs. Brady always helping her cook? Okaaaaay, I'm rambling now. I think it's a work-avoidance thing.

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Ahoy, 'Stromers...yo ho ho, yarrr matey and all that stuff.

Yes, I know that's pirate lingo but what did Vikings SAY? They're really known more for what they DID, the plundering, pillaging and whatnot.

Anyway, I'm comin atcha live from somewhere in PA...might be Pittsburgh, might be Philly...for all I know I'm still in Cincinatti! SNAP's One-woman Travelin' Trainin' Show has hit the road...or the air as the case may be.

I'll be mostly off the Dis 'til Sunday...ya'll have fun and wreak havoc on unsuspecting landlubbers every chance you get!

LaLa....welcome back and thanks for sharing the photos. They're LOVELY, and you have supercalifragilisticexpialidocious children!!

Catch ya'll on the flip side!

 

[kpk89]

HaleyB -- I'll be happy to have a cosmo with you. I hope that they get that test completed the next time, so that you and Mr. Silly can move forward with the next steps. How awful to put him (and you) through that. Twice.

 

[Grammyof2]

paslea_pooh - See this is what happens when you get old, which I am not I forgot I was giving a daily update. Yes, that was me. I think the whole world needs to know what I am drinking and what mug it is in.

Today - Donald Duck Mug - WDW around 1986. Only one small chip on the bottom. Drink of the day - Diet Pepsi - yep started at 6 this morning and still at it. By the time I drink the whole can it is like water, cause I keep adding ice cubes. Reason is, my housekeeper/maid/nanny didn't buy any coffee so I need to do that myself.

BTW look how cute you are in your pic.

BTW, BTW I am a very young grandmother.

 

[Grammyof2]

Ahoy, 'Stromers...yo ho ho, yarrr matey and all that stuff.

Yes, I know that's pirate lingo but what did Vikings SAY? They're really known more for what they DID, the plundering, pillaging and whatnot.

Anyway, I'm comin atcha live from somewhere in PA...might be Pittsburgh, might be Philly...for all I know I'm still in Cincinatti! SNAP's One-woman Travelin' Trainin' Show has hit the road...or the air as the case may be.

I'll be mostly off the Dis 'til Sunday...ya'll have fun and wreak havoc on unsuspecting landlubbers every chance you get!

LaLa....welcome back and thanks for sharing the photos. They're LOVELY, and you have supercalifragilisticexpialidocious children!!

Catch ya'll on the flip side!

Have a great weekend and a Happy Easter. See ya next week

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Mmmmmm, cosmos . . .

I'm done defending deprived children for the day (one returned to Mom, one is going to live with Dad, two sets are staying in Foster Care), and am off to get my hair (all of it) cut.

 

[horsegirl]

Pasleah pooh- I seeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuu! What a lil cutie you are!

Whad I miss? Grammy Did you put your pic up too? We need ot have a date for a post a pic night so we can all see who we're talkin' to.

Grammy- Someone called me a liar! I swear the malfunction happened! I would never make up somethin', esp when there were 10,000 other people there who can verify my story. Course many probably didn't notice as her hair was really long!

 

[Grammyof2]

Horsegirl - WHO CALLED YOU A LIAR?

 

[Grammyof2]

Horsegirl - That must have been posted while I was typing cause I never saw it, till just now. I told you I can't type fast.

Take it with a grain of salt. Then lick it off your hand and have a shot of tequila.

That makes me mad.

 

[horsegirl]

ooh tequilla- sounds good to me. Never tried it mel style with the orange, but liek it with the salt. Margaritas, baby, yeah.

Oh i am such a weenie- thanks for the fists in the air. Jeesh, people are mean!

 

[Minnie]

I think I'm going

We gave in and tried to book the airline tickets through Airtran as waiting for SW this close to time to go wasn't working for this overplanaholic.

We got to the end even entered the cc info and then got a wierd confirm # and was told to check back later. The phones are not taking calls except for those flying in the next 48 hrs due to weather problems. The fare frenzy is over tomorrow!!! I want this over with

We finally decide that yes it will work and we are going and now this

 

[Minnie]

Horsegirl - WHO CALLED YOU A LIAR?

What the.......

I missed this one. Tell me who and where and I'll sick my overweight labrador on them

The Dis is supposed to be fun. I don't get people

 

[Chapter 11]

Horsegirl -- I saw the comment on your TR questioning your veracity, and I couldn't believe it -- why on earth would you make something like that up? Some people. Have a margarita on me. Shoot, have 2. BTW, as to your p.s. question to me, ding, ding ding, ding -- yes we have a winner!! I was wondering how long it would take for someone to pick up on that, and now I know -- 2 months, and one very clever pony girl.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hey!!!

What's up?

Just wanted to let you all know that I have NOT jumped ship and am floundering around in the filthy waters of a bad ride. No offense, La La.

Is a FASTPASS?????!!!

You should have just told them Canada was closed for the weekend!

 

[horsegirl]

Horsegirl -- I saw the comment on your TR questioning your veracity, and I couldn't believe it -- why on earth would you make something like that up? Some people. Have a margarita on me. Shoot, have 2. BTW, as to your p.s. question to me, ding, ding ding, ding -- yes we have a winner!! I was wondering how long it would take for someone to pick up on that, and now I know -- 2 months, and one very clever pony girl.

Thanks there, barrister! What a peach you are. Why else would someone have that title? Not to adveritse their financial ineptitude, right Had Margararitas at a friend's last weekend. Got me into trouble! I told them about my secret life on the dis! They went looking for me in cyberspace this week! It's okay. I'm proud of my association with the likes of you rootin tootin folks!

Thanks Minnie-someone was less than kind on a thread of mine.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Polymelonmomma ! You nursed your kids for a year and your BO OBS still look like that. There is just NO justice in this world, is there?
Saw your WW pics. Wow, you've lost alot of weight. You look great! Did you do that all with WW? How do you like running on the treadmill? My husband does the elliptical machine almost everyday. I hate, hate , hate exercise. He's got some good workout music on his Ipod.. I"ll let you know what songs he's got on there to make you shake your booty.. you need something really upbeat and fast to motivate you. This is my idea of exercise.. ..my fingers are in the best shape of their lives thanks to Dis'ing.

thank you!

that made my day, really.

I have lost 40 pounds on WW specifically.

I love my husband because he bought me a serious treadmill, the FIRM system, Core Secrets, and a year at the Y for Christmas!!
I love running on my treadmill...
oh yeah...he bought the ipod for me too (see why I love him???)
so I plan on doing more outdoor running at the school track. I also love swimming in the summer. I use to competatively swim. I also love to roller blade and do aerobics.
I have been slacking a little lately but am getting back into the swing of things. You have to add weights to your cardio if you want to burn fat and loose muscle and have a good shape (which I am working on) but it is very hard and tempting. I have to really watch my food intake. I am almost neurotic about it, at times, like now when I am close to Typhoon Lagoon season...and laying around the Volcano Pool in a suit (ok I had to throw that in there)
I love the elliptical even more than treadmill but don't have one too bad!
I have to say it is very hard to loose, maintain, try to stay in shape..and when I slack I can feel it. It takes resolve, that is for sure. You just get to a point in your mind where you HAVE to do it and it becomes your number one priority...yes this machine we call a PC is eveeeel...I agree.

and fwiw:
YES I Did nurse my babies for a year...two years mileage on these girls...
I am proud of that really because even though I am known as Polymelonmom I did actually put them to good use
They have support though that's all I can say

 

[Grammyof2]

This picture posting thing. If we are going to post pics, Lucy here, has a lot of splaining to do. It looks like I am the only person posting today, so we will save that story for tommorrow. But someone has to tell me how to get my own pics on here, cause I don't type to fast and I live in a high rise and my elevator only goes to the 3rd floor.

I will post if you will, horsegirl. I think we are one of the few that still have hidden identities.

BTW, lets start the unvieling with this little tidbit. I have a real name and it is Cheryl.

Also, I got your back, don't nobody mess with my friends.

BTW, BTW - everybody needs to jump over and read Lil Grumpy. He is getting alot easier to follow and he is funny.

 

[DisDarling]

LOVED your song/poem-you are VERY creative!!
D.D.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Pasleah pooh- I seeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuu! What a lil cutie you are! !

Awww! Thank U. It literally took me all day to figure out how to crop and edit and resize it. Oi!

Grammy- Someone called me a liar! I swear the malfunction happened! I would never make up somethin', esp when there were 10,000 other people there who can verify my story. Course many probably didn't notice as her hair was really long!

What ! Who did it, who called you a liar.?. Not our horseyponysweetiegirl! Let me at 'em, let me at 'em....Maelstromers will open a can of whoop a** on 'em so fast.