The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS!

[Grammyof2]

Has anyone else checked out the stuff on this board. Really....... You could spend your life here. I always stayed at the top the the boards. Trip stuff, every now and then checking out the family stuff, etc.

There is a thread for everything... Whats for dinner, When do you take a shower, Easter candy exchange, any topic you can imagine. Wow. I wanted to comment on so much but I thought they might come to my house and burn it down, or steal my family bible, or find out my college roommate was a lesbian, or......that I didn't even make dinner. Geez, some really strong opinions. I am feeling a little bit afraid. Gonna stick to my original pic

Good Night John Boy

 

[javamom]

Oh...and for the Mony Python lovers..."Bring out your dead!!"

Ok so I am a closet weebl and bob and Python freak.

"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

disclaimer: This is not funny because of a dead parrot, it is funny because John Cleese RAWKS!

 

[javamom]

We might be able to do them at cafepress -- they even have a lime green tee!! Does anyone know what font Maelstrom should be in to look "authentic"? I think we could certainly recognize another DIS-er if they were wearning a lime green Maelstrom tee!!

Unfortunately, the one that I have created would not be doable at cafepress as there would be copyright infringement issues with selling them. Donald makes an appearance in my design...lol

I will post a viewable size piccy. The real image would be rather large as it is human chest size more or less. Most likely the easiest way for individuals to get it will be for me to post the file itself online and let folks download it at will. Either that or email it. I am going to pick up some transfer material to do a test run on the colors/resolution see if they are up to snuff. Yeah, I am a perfectionist about certain things. But, dern it, if I am wearing a tshirt, it's gonnna look good!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Has anyone else checked out the stuff on this board. Really....... You could spend your life here. I always stayed at the top the the boards. Trip stuff, every now and then checking out the family stuff, etc.

There is a thread for everything... Whats for dinner, When do you take a shower, Easter candy exchange, any topic you can imagine. Wow. I wanted to comment on so much but I thought they might come to my house and burn it down, or steal my family bible, or find out my college roommate was a lesbian, or......that I didn't even make dinner. Geez, some really strong opinions. I am feeling a little bit afraid. Gonna stick to my original pic

Good Night John Boy

I think Wilma is hot btw!!

Night night grammy2!!! Come back now ya hear????????

 

[2infinity&B-ond]

"We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."

 

[tink38]

LaLa - I LOVE my new nickname! (cheers, BTW)

Okay, so here's the scoop. Richard punched a kid in the chest today because the kid was making fun of his friend. Great googily moogily. Where does he get this crap from? It's not like we hit him - or each other here. Heck, we don't even hit our dogs. Jiminy Crickets.

Anyway, I'm on vacay for the rest of the week. Luckily, I live in a town where I know no one so I don't have to take PTO much. I get 7.92 hours every 2 weeks and at last glance I had over 90 hours.

Here is my plan of attack. I will teach my DEAR son to clean every orifice of the house. Properly. He will clean tubs, showers, steam clean carpets, load and unload the dishwasher, wash, dry, fold, and put away the laundry. He will also sweep and mop. Can anyone think of anything else? I'm open to new suggestions. Hey, I'm trying to raise a respectable marrying man, here. What better opportunity is there but now?

Aside to Mark - your prayers must be working, because I am about to say something nice about my MIL here. My DH came to this marriage already able to cook (he actually taught me, then let me take over after he knew he'd created a monster of a chef!), do laundry, vacumn, and mop. The only thing I have never seen him do in 17 years of marriage is clean a tub. He does windows. He does toilets. He's the man. I cook. He cleans. It works for us.

I think I might even go buy some bonbons to eat on the sofa while I direst the cleaning of my house.

Sorry, Mel. I couldn't help myself. I've had a bad day.

 

[HaleyB]

Yeah, I spent the better part of the last week on this board.

I have made a few resolutions, although I have no follow through so who knows if I will stick with them.

1) I, HaleyB, will not post to political threads. I will refrain from Bush bashing as much as possible, although I do not consider direct quotes bashing. So I may still do that. And I might at least point out that Casper Weinberg was NOT a great american but a criminal that secretly sold guns to the enemy and dealt in drugs and lied under oath and died a free man because he ws pardoned by the guy he had the goods on. But other than little things like that, no more political posts from me. Cause they get me into trouble. I don't know why.

2) I will avoid talking religion on here except with people I am pretty sure are nutbars in the good way instead of the crazy nutbar freakish sort of way. Because of this, and #1, I have sworn off the Katrina threads alltogether.

Of course I also read and post at those other Disney boards that start with "the" then have "lodge" then "boards" .com with just the stuff in the "" marks and no spaces. It is a banned DiSer refugee site. So you all might want to book mark it. Not that I am saying... just, I am saying...

 

[HaleyB]

I forgot one more

3) I will stop posting here or anywhere else at 10:29pm. I will stick to this because Mr. Silly cuts me off. He wrote one of those computer script things that denies me internet service after 10:30pm. He is an egghead, but he brings home the bacon.

Honestly I asked him to do this. I have zero self control sometimes. Most times. Note Winebag edit if you think otherwise.

 

[HaleyB]

Maelstrom

 

[tink38]

OMG You were serious.


I have no words.


She's not.... that.... innocent.

O-M-G. I am just thankful that they didn't show the other side with the baby's head coming out! TMI!

 

[spectrum-turbo]

Maelstrom

Is a Fastpass

Hey HaleyB ....I just realized somthing, we could have our very own DISmeet. I live just up the road from you in Pflugerville!!!! How 'bout them apples?

Hook 'Em Horns!!

 

[labdogs42]

We actually USED a Fastpass to ride it a couple of trips ago, even though there wasn't anyone in line. You just have to do it!

I think this should be a new requirement for Maelstromers -- using fastpass for Maelstrom wether you need one or NOT!!

 

[tink38]

Yeah, I spent the better part of the last week on this board.

I have made a few resolutions, although I have no follow through so who knows if I will stick with them.

1) I, HaleyB, will not post to political threads. I will refrain from Bush bashing as much as possible, although I do not consider direct quotes bashing. So I may still do that. And I might at least point out that Casper Weinberg was NOT a great american but a criminal that secretly sold guns to the enemy and dealt in drugs and lied under oath and died a free man because he ws pardoned by the guy he had the goods on. But other than little things like that, no more political posts from me. Cause they get me into trouble. I don't know why.

2) I will avoid talking religion on here except with people I am pretty sure are nutbars in the good way instead of the crazy nutbar freakish sort of way. Because of this, and #1, I have sworn off the Katrina threads alltogether.

Of course I also read and post at those other Disney boards that start with "the" then have "lodge" then "boards" .com with just the stuff in the "" marks and no spaces. It is a banned DiSer refugee site. So you all might want to book mark it. Not that I am saying... just, I am saying...

Are you saying what I think you are saying??? Were Delswife and Zurg banned from here? Say it ain't so!

 

[javamom]

Ok here are the sample images! This is more or less what they would look like. Please pretend that the second one is the back of a tshirt, I didn't have a back of shirt to use.

Front:

Back:

Ok what do ya think? Like I said horns and colors are optional...?

 

[LaLa]

Javamom, those Tshirts are sooooooo cool! I love 'em. Mai Tai say that you are one talented chick.

Okay, so now how do we make em?

 

[Shelby5514]

LOVE IT!! I'd love to have one for my May trip.

 

[connorsmom911]

Ok, I am soooooo in on these t-shirts. Just tell me where to send the $$.

Javamom...you are soooooo talented!!!!!

 

[javamom]

Well, first I go to Wally World and buy some transfer paper and test the image to see if it needs tweaking before I send everyone out to buy the same. Then you would go buy the paper and print the file that I will send to, you or let you link to, or whatever is easiest for you. Then you will print it on your printer and then follow the instructions that came with your paper.

Just remember not to freak when you get the image and it looks backwards. When you iron it on, it won't be backwards. Seriously, I had to include that because I really have had peeps call me and say... "umm my image is all backwards, you messed it up." To which I have to instruct them to take the paper to the bathroom mirror hold it up in front of their chest and read it... "oh, oops, I get it now, sorry"

LYMI!

Just edited to add this: these tshirts are not for sale. One cannot sell a Disney trademark without a licensing agreement. These were made soley for amusement and for my DIS Maelstromer friends. Do not pay anyone anything for this design!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Tink...I think they (you know who) did get you know what'ed from here. I saw that she posted on someones thread the other day but on the thread nothing shows up. Something went on I know that much on the TR Board but I have been to afraid to ask her what went on. I thought it was weird and all of her stuff is GONE

 

[tink38]

Well, first I go to Wally World and buy some transfer paper and test the image to see if it needs tweaking before I send everyone out to buy the same. Then you would go buy the paper and print the file that I will send to, you or let you link to, or whatever is easiest for you. Then you will print it on your printer and then follow the instructions that came with your paper.

Just remember not to freak when you get the image and it looks backwards. When you iron it on, it won't be backwards. Seriously, I had to include that because I really have had peeps call me and say... "umm my image is all backwards, you messed it up." To which I have to instruct them to take the paper to the bathroom mirror hold it up in front of their chest and read it... "oh, oops, I get it now, sorry"

LYMI!

Just edited to add this: these tshirts are not for sale. One cannot sell a Disney trademark without a licensing agreement. These were made soley for amusement and for my DIS Maelstromer friends. Do not pay anyone anything for this design!!!

Okay, now what about us peeps with antiquated printers? I have a canon bubblejet 200. I know this won't work for me. Any ideas?