The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS!

[luvpooh]

lillygator - glad to see that a little friendly rivalry is helping to brighten your day!
I've gotta tell you, I see you rooting on LSU, and I'm right there with you, not because I have any affiliation to any SEC team (GO TERPS!!!), but because I have LSU in my office pool, and they've been doing great for me!!! hee
LaLa, I've gotta tell you, I have got to ignore that link you put in, because I may be tempted to put some of them in my emails that I'm sending at work...I'm already put in 'ETA' in one of my emails (to the client, no less) and I think I'm going to get fired...just kidding...I think - I could only imagine what would happen if I put that weird S&M looking 'nana in one! or of course the creepy dee hairy scary guy!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

lillygator - glad to see that a little friendly rivalry is helping to brighten your day!
I've gotta tell you, I see you rooting on LSU, and I'm right there with you, not because I have any affiliation to any SEC team (GO TERPS!!!), but because I have LSU in my office pool, and they've been doing great for me!!! hee
LaLa, I've gotta tell you, I have got to ignore that link you put in, because I may be tempted to put some of them in my emails that I'm sending at work...I'm already put in 'ETA' in one of my emails (to the client, no less) and I think I'm going to get fired...just kidding...I think - I could only imagine what would happen if I put that weird S&M looking 'nana in one! or of course the creepy dee hairy scary guy!

How could I have possibly missed the weird S&M looking nana?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

HEY!!!! -------- I am still waiting on a reply from my Canadian buddies...

You people better not be ignoring me...I know where to find some creepy nanner men
LY/MI

Maelstrom

 

[luvpooh]

Mel - check post 137 in this thread, he's the one holding a sword...

 

[LaLa]

What's that Mel? You say you missed him? Aw, too bad. He's baaaaack...

I know you're gonna bring the Crane Kick. And I'm ready. So bring it.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

HEY!!!! -------- I am still waiting on a reply from my Canadian buddies...

You people better not be ignoring me...I know where to find some creepy nanner men
LY/MI

Maelstrom

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THAT bananaman!!!! I thought that was the "Antonio Banderaman"!!!!!

Not the S&M one.

Silly Me(l).

You can come and visit us, PongoperdigirlJennifer. The GENERAL lives sort of close to Marineland. And I used to work just ACROSS the street from Marineland in high school. I worked for the Niagara Parks Commission. I was a Tour Guide on the PeopleMover System during the summer season, for two years. Which was the linked buses that take tourists around the Falls area. I had to do this written spiel a thousand times a day. So... I got bored pretty quickly and had to spice it up a bit. I eventually got sent to the OUTBACK. Which was Queenston Heights Restaurant. As punishment. For my silly spiels. I DID get to meet some celebrities in that job. And ONE even kissed me! Like a boy/girl kiss. A REAL kiss. Know what I mean? OUI????

No worries right now, Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllla. I can't even get out of this chair right now. I'm hurt.

 

[wdwr]

HEY!!!! -------- I am still waiting on a reply from my Canadian buddies...

You people better not be ignoring me...I know where to find some creepy nanner men
LY/MI

Maelstrom

..is a FASTPASS!?! ( I just had to take a second to say that. I want to play with the FUN kids!!!!)

I know I am not a Canadian buddy...yet...but what reply are you waiting on? I'd be happy to put my two cents in.

I'll be back in about an hour to find the next 2 pages to read during my lunch.

Shelley

 

[LaLa]

No worries right now, Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllla. I can't even get out of this chair right now. I'm hurt.

What's wrong, Melly Mel?

 

[Chapter 11]

I know you're gonna bring the Crane Kick. And I'm ready. So bring it.

Careful LaLa, you know that with regard to the Crane Kick "if do right, no can defense." A metaphor for lawyers everywhere.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

What's wrong, Melly Mel?

Well, Lally La:

I went running... well jogging is better word for it at the start of BIKINI SEASON!!!! I didn't all winter. But, I have to kick it into gear now. Get back in shape.

'Cause I hate when your kids are at the beach and they are, like, DROWNING... and you have to take a few seconds before the rescue dash to throw a wrap on. haaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaa! Ha, ha! I ACTUALLY saw some lady do that. Last summer. She was at the beach and thought her kid was in trouble and actually stopped and put on her beach skirty thing before she ran into the water. Made me laugh. ANYWAY... I want to be able to move quickly without any jiggles. On the beach. And around the pool. Sooo... Working out.

I'm SOOOOO stiff right now. Sore. Sweaty. Cramped. Yada.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Careful LaLa, you know that with regard to the Crane Kick "if do right, no can defense." A metaphor for lawyers everywhere.

Is that true, ZZUBie? My ZZUBie-BUBBie? My ZZUBie-WUBBie-BUBBie?

ZZUB?

Maybe you better check in... 'cause this could get messy.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

This is what I asked:

Hey my Canadian buddies...after Andy and I get married we are going to go to Canada for a couple days (the REAL honeymoon is in November but we still want to go do something) any suggestions. Canada is sooo close so we figured we would go there. I want to go to MarineLand.....cause everyyyyyoneeeee loooooves tha BELUGAS!!!!!



I need to start working out...gotsta look good in my dress ya know

Malestrom

 

[ead79]

You know I got the HOPE too and accepted to Kennesaw State, but I moved away so I have never used it.

Lilly....don't lurk we like you here.

Glad you guys like the dress, now i have to find a tiara and veil

GO Dawgs!

Maelstrom

Small world—that’s where my husband goes! And I sadly missed the post with the picture of your wedding gown, can you pretty please re-post it? I love wedding planning!

....is a Fastpass!

 

[LaLa]

does anyone else try to get their dh or dw to sing the other part of the Disney song?

I have begged dh to be the Beast or Alladin...but he won't budge...any advice?? Lala?? With the Ruby reds...I KNOW you have dh "play" the Tin Man...or Wizard...you KNOW you do...on special occasions I bet you can even get him to be the Wicked Witch, right??

so my abs aren't as tight as Jasmines...and of course I have that Csection scar you all have heard about but still...I have darn good voice and HE is denying me my "prince..." it's not fair...

any advice on this anyone??

Okay, I know this was posted like 4 pages ago but this thread moves so fast it's hard to keep up.

So, MelonMom, sorry to disapoint, but no, DH will not play the Tin Man or the Wizard for me. Nope. Even if I could talk him into playing the part, he for sure wouldn't be singing along with me cause he says I stink. He really stinks but he has the nerve to tell me I stink. I don't stink. I don't think I stink.
I mean how could I stink when I was in Choir in middle school and one year of high school? And no, they didn't kick me out.

That was my story anyway until last night. Last night I was hangin' up the kids' clothes and had my MP3 player blastin some lovely Miss Faith Hill. Mississippi Girl. Cause yeah, that's me. I'm a Mississippi Girl. So I just have to sing it at the top of my lungs with my MP3 player on. I turn around and notice DH behind me, only he has his cell phone. I really ham it up. I'm doin the invisible microphone and the hip shake. He laughs and says What? I'm just makin a phone call. What? Turns out he was recording me on his voice mail. Tricky man. He played it back and Yikes. Daddy was right. I stink. Or stunk. Simon would've tore me a new one.

So no, he will not sing along with me. We have decided we will each just sing offkey in separate corners of the house. And we're okay with that.

 

[wdwr]

This is what I asked:

Hey my Canadian buddies...after Andy and I get married we are going to go to Canada for a couple days (the REAL honeymoon is in November but we still want to go do something) any suggestions. Canada is sooo close so we figured we would go there. I want to go to MarineLand.....cause everyyyyyoneeeee loooooves tha BELUGAS!!!!!



I need to start working out...gotsta look good in my dress ya know

Malestrom

...Is a FASTPASS!?!

I remember your post now. Too many pages not enough time to reply.

Heck yes, go to Marineland....I looooooove the BELUGAS. You can throw in some Gambling-we only have 2 casinos in Niagara Falls. Then you can pretend it is really EPCOT and make your way through the Niagara WINE belt and hit all the wineries for some tasting!

Mai Tai suggest trying the Ice Wine along the way...just a sip.
(remember no drinking and driving...designate your driver both ways...don't want to have to bail you out on your Honeymoon)

Get to Toronto..hang out for a show or a game one day. Another day you can go to our version of a Theme Park -North of Toronto...Canada's Wonderland...we have Roller Coasters and a Waterpark. (yes, Marineland has some rides but it doesn't have TopGun)

Plan yourself a nice week touring!

Mel. Any other suggestions in the area?????????

 

[Frickles]

Lillygator... don't be sad...If I knew where the pixie dust picture-thingy was, I would send some your way!

ead79...you are close to me and I went to UGA too (89 - 93)! Here's a little 'woof woof woof' for you!

Mel, I worked out this morning too! You go girl! There is nothing worse than having to do what I call the "Baywatch Babe" run at the pool to save my kids when things are a tad jiggly in the hiney area!!!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

EAD (I think that's right) here it is www.jpriest1.photosite.com
It's the one with blue on it, there are more pictures of that one.
There are some pretty funny pictures there. I have no idea what my mom and I were doing with those ears, but it looks like I am trying to sniff them.

It is a small world. I'm the Marietta Girl that went Harrison..the black sheep of the family, my entire family graduated from McEachern.

We only have a couple days in Canada. He wants to make sure I get to go to MarineLand. I like the casinos in Niagara Falls, it's fun. We don't stay on the US side, we don't really like it. When we go up there we go directly to Canada. I love those marineland commercials, they are so cute.

 

[luvpooh]

whoo hoo!!! 500 replies!!!
that deserves:



Maelstrom!

 

[LiteBrite]

Good morning (for 8 more minutes as of right now) Maelstromers!

So, you guys don't know too much about me, so here's a little story of what happened at my house last night when hubby and I had our friends Keith and Jen over to barbecue some steaks and play our favorite game, Catchphrase.

Any of you ever play Catchphrase? No? Well, the deal is that a little electronic hockey puck looking thing throws a word or phrase at you, and you have to try to get your partner to say the word or phrase without using any part of the word of phrase or saying "it rhymes with" or any other cheaty thing like that. Sort of like password, only the the electronic hockey puck beeps crazily at you the whole time, increasing in volume and speed of beep the whole time which is very distracting, and finally when it runs out of time, the thing makes an h-e-double-hockey-sticks-ious noise to tell you that you are a L-O-S-E-R if you didn't get your partner to guess the phrase in time, or if you just get stuck with it in your hands (it's also kind of like hot potato that way).

So, I was partnered with friend Keith while hubby was working with friend Jen. It was getting kind of late and we were all kind of too-tired silly. Keith is trying to get me to say the phrase, "Phoenix is rising." Here's how it went down:

Keith: A city in Arizona
Me: Tempe?
K: No, another one
M: Oh, shoot, I can't think of another city in Arizona. Oh, crap, I can't think. Oh, wait - wait - wait- I know! Tucson!
K: No, another one
M: There's another one?
K: (helpless laughter)
K: Ok, what do you have to pay when you get in trouble, like when you break a law?
M: A toll? A penalty?
K: (laughter with look of desperation starting to creep onto his face)
M: A fee?
K: YES!
M: Fee? Fee? Fee Arizona? Fee Arizona? Oh, wait, PHOENIX!
K: YES! YES! (counter is ticking remorsely on, louder and faster as it gets closer to the end) Now, not falling, but...
M: Rising?
K: YES! Now, put them together with a small word
M: The Phoenix rising? The rising Phoenix?
K: No, a small word in the middle
M : Phoenix the rising? Rising the Phoenix? Phoenix rising the? Rising Phoenix the?
Timer: BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Hubby and Jen in perfect, gleeful, smug unity: PHOENIX IS RISING!

They got the point, and somehow no one peed their pants.

So anyway, it wasn't my finest moment.

ETA: By the way, Maelstrom....

 

[LaLa]

Careful LaLa, you know that with regard to the Crane Kick "if do right, no can defense." A metaphor for lawyers everywhere.

Chapter 11, when I first read this, I thought it was a typo. Duhhh. Then I got it and laughed all the way to pick up DD from preschool.

Forgive me, Mr. Miyagi. Danielsun's a lil' slow on the uptake this morning.