The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[hooP]

why lala i am wounded. Nay, nay talk of my canine that way.

This is my dog:

 

[sheridac]

This is my dog:

hoop! this is a family friendly thread.

 

[Chapter 11]

poochy is under the hairdryer.

I wonder if poochy has her copy of Dogue to read? Or maybe Dogmopolitan?

 

[horsegirl]

This is my dog:

Gosh i have seen the world's ugliest dog before. I just did not know he was yours. I will say he bears a striking resemblance to piglet, only in brown. Look at the ears.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Gosh i have seen the world's ugliest dog before. I just did not know he was yours. I will say he bears a striking resemblance to piglet, only in brown. Look at the ears.

Piglet? Yes, I definetely see a resemblance!!!

 

[sheridac]

I wonder if poochy has her copy of Dogue to read? Or maybe Dogmopolitan?

Why Counselor, your wit astounds me.

 

[GeorgiaAristodog]

hooP -
That is one unfortunate animal. One of my kind? I think not. Self-respecting dogs get REAL pedicures. They don't use their teeth.

 

[LaLa]

This is my dog:

Hoop, got a little message from DD here...


"Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. Why is dat dog like dat?"

 

[horsegirl]

I wonder if poochy has her copy of Dogue to read? Or maybe Dogmopolitan?

Why thank you for the suggestion, counselor. I may have a copy of the latter laying around the house for her viewing pleasure.

 

[sheridac]

This is my dog:

Oh MAX!!

You've let yourself go!

 

[javamom]

Ok that dog is seriously nasty. Makes me feel like this just happened to me:

.........

. ...................

. ...........................

 

[hooP]

Hoop, got a little message from DD here...


"Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. Why is dat dog like dat?"

This one is for your DD:

 

[paslea_pooh]

Ok that dog is seriously nasty. Makes me feel like this just happened to me:

.........

. ...................

. ...........................

Steph....I jumped out of my chair. That is a vision that is going to keep me up tonight !!! OMG !!!

 

[jamal]

This is my dog:

First the clown, now this?? I see the source of tonight's nightmares!!

Grammy, puttin' on lipstick then I'm on my way.

 

[javamom]

And now for something completely different:

http://www.alighthouse.com/eye.htm


And you thought IASM was bad?!!!

 

[jw50]

I have been somewhat of a "lurker" for awhile but it is hard to keep up. I have posted on Zzub's TR and on Mellhh's newest TR but never recieved any responses. I just figured that maybe I did not "fit in" with your strommer group.

You just described the majority of the Maelstromers, including most of the ones that have been here from the start. The only people that do not "fit in" here are the trolls. This thread can move so fast that it is almost impossible to keep up with and this is the main reason that alot of posts do not receive any responses.

Some people have found that whining is an effective way to get recognized

Funny pics are a good way to get recognized too (just make sure that they are not "inappropriate" since this is a family friendly board). Don't ask us to define "inappropriate" since we do not know exactly where the line is.

So feel free to continue posting or to continue lurking, either is ok here

 

[LaLa]

This one is for your DD:

Okay, here's the running commentary. Straight from her sweet little five year old mouth...

"Dat's cute. "Nice" "Like he's Winnie da Pooh" and "Dank You".

 

[2xcited2slp]

I did some investigating.....



....and I'm absolutely positive I know who our newest poster is.






The General!!!!!!

I sure hope this was meant for the who shall remain nameless basher. I was just starting to take baby steps at feelin' the love. No offense taken. Maybe that guy (or girl?) just likes to make soup.

 

[ZZUB]

Glad everyone in my house is napping and I had time to catch up on the 10 or so pages y’all posted since last I was here (which was only last night for crying out loud!)

Some thoughts, observations and responses:

Sheridac: I’m away from here 15 minutes and you have new heroes? Not five minutes ago I was lighting up your life. Now, I'm saddest ever.

Haley: You realize, I hope, that I was quoting someone. I don’t know who originally used the phrase, but I assure you that you would loathe the person who I borrowed it from. Even hunting veeps with bad aim can turn a thoughtful phrase. Maybe he's not so evil after all. (that's really a set up for HG)

Lou: How many ways can you find to freak us out and make me want to sleep under the bed? Dude, not a challenge, just a question. Your ability to produce freaky Michael Jackson pictures (redundant, I know) in a flash is frightening.

LaLa: I’m not borg. I don’t even know what borg is. Does borg mean freaked out by pictures of Michael Jackson and easily nauseated? If so, then yes, I’m borg.

Chapter 11: Good call on the pack of sheep. I’m from Alabama. We know all about sheep. Piglet’s post offended me as a southerner.

2xcited2slp: Welcome aboard! By the way, your name rocks.

Pigletpower: "WHO CARES what a name on message board thinks?" Evidently, you do. Or else you wouldn’t be posting this here. We'd surely welcome you in, too, if you didn't come in the door kicking a boot in our collective faces. Just some food for thought.

Look, I’m not big on conspiracy theories, although the black helicopters circling my house tend to make me curious. But today, leaving church, I observed across the street a Sons of Norway Festival. They even had a Viking ship and everything. I pointed it out to my wife who, no lie, said, “Is that a Fastpass?” We’ve joked about Mel stalking me, but now, I’m thinking, I don’t know. Did she really set up a Viking ship across from my church?

 

[2xcited2slp]

This is my dog:

I just had deja vu of being on MGM great movie ride. Where's Ms. Weaver when ya need her? Is this poor thing AKC registered? If so, breeders better sell at a reeeaaallly low price.