The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[HaleyB]

This was going to be a drive by "hello"... I am 10 pages behind here.

What the heck is going on??

Everyone better PM me, I need information, people.

Gotta go to the den and see if there is anyone over there in the know. I am so sad.

Melly Mel baby, we love you. We need our little hauntie.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Mel the coffee shop would be a good place for your trip reports, I think most everyone here has the Latte Pass and would be able to read them.

 

[MommyPoppins]

Mel? What the heck? It's not us, right? It's "them" am I right? First the TR board and now our own special place? Well move your TR over to the "Elks".

 

[hooP]

Morning Shout Out!!

Tinkles,LaLa,horsey,melly,jenjenjen,poopthereitis,gramgram,amy,boys-chapster,jw,louie,where's ed?,steve(n),hoopster,knitit

Thanks sheridac...Time for a Poem


Oh Bother, Oh Bother, I ran out of Honey!
I read this thread cause most of it's funny
I like all the people, I hope they like me!
There's lots of love here and all of it's free!

There's stories of trips and adventures galore!
Most of the time I laugh straight to the floor!
I was doomed on the trash when they brought me inside
They took pictures of me, so happy I cried!

I never knew Maelstromers could be so nice
They gave me some drinks and fed me some spice
They taught me of threads and a dog that could speak
paslea_pooh's cool but the hoopsters a freak!

Hoops goes on this contraption where he's moving his feet
He sweats really bad and he gets red as a beet.
PP keeps typing and typing and typing some more.
She loves her DIS friends, but she might love hoop more.

I’m sorry you guys got yelled at by the mean moderator
It could have been worse if you were lunch for a gator
Don't be sad or mad, just be nice to each other
Just think of each other like sister and brother

Keep smiling and laughing, let life be a bash
Be pure in the heart and keep your head out the trash
Let your spirits be bright and your attitudes sunny
And now that I'm finished can you bring me some Honey?

 

[LaLa]

It's just that I'm not a very appreciated presence here anymore. It seems.

Not YOU GUYS!!!

I LOVE you all!!!!!

But... I gotta go.

Please please please email me at my personal email.

I will post once more to shut down my TR and then I'm outta here.

Thanks.

Catch you all on the flipside.

I will.

Mel. I'm stunned. What the heck is going on?

You can't leave.

 

[HaleyB]

I need some spice tonight, I hope I will not be alone.

Off to see Over the Hedge with small people. TTYL.

 

[2infinity&B-ond]

Come to the slapfest...some people are there

 

[HaleyB]

I have no idea but this is not fun anymore

it sucks

Don't let the (wo)man get you down, girl. Chin up.
There is plenty of love here, we just need to find our happy place, all of us, at the same time.

Hoop, that was touching. You are a fine poet. Thank you for that.

And goodness how could Zzub think he ever was offensive to anyone (except when he votes). You sweet silly man, you are the least offensive guy here (no offense to the other Male stromers). I read a little of the 10 pages, but really, I have to go now. Sorry.

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door

 

[sheridac]

Thanks sheridac...Time for a Poem


Oh Bother, Oh Bother, I ran out of Honey!
I read this thread cause most of it's funny
I like all the people, I hope they like me!
There's lots of love here and all of it's free!

There's stories of trips and adventures galore!
Most of the time I laugh straight to the floor!
I was doomed on the trash when they brought me inside
They took pictures of me, so happy I cried!

I never knew Maelstromers could be so nice
They gave me some drinks and fed me some spice
They taught me of threads and a dog that could speak
paslea_pooh's cool but the hoopsters a freak!

Hoops goes on this contraption where he's moving his feet
He sweats really bad and he gets red as a beet.
PP keeps typing and typing and typing some more.
She loves her DIS friends, but she might love hoop more.

I’m sorry you guys got yelled at by the mean moderator
It could have been worse if you were lunch for a gator
Don't be sad or mad, just be nice to each other
Just think of each other like sister and brother

Keep smiling and laughing, let life be a bash
Be pure in the heart and keep your head out the trash
Let your spirits be bright and your attitudes sunny
And now that I'm finished can you bring me some Honey?

hoopster~

If you weren't already taken by my sister, I'd steal you for myself. You are a rare gem my friend. Ask Horsey what I mean.

 

[2infinity&B-ond]

The day the music died...

 

[Shelby5514]

The day the music died...

Our happyhauntie will be missed...

 

[AshClan]

I'm freaking out here people. What the heck is going on? I'm checking Mel's trippie to see what I missed. I'm also at the spice shop if anyone's around. Clue me in please!

Geesh, go to my son's baseball game and all he-dbl hockey sticks breaks loose!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

WOW!

I am also without words.

Sorry Mel!

Really hope we do see you on the flipside!

 

[tink38]

Poor Mark is gonna be crushed. I am crying and have snot coming out of my nose.

Why do all the GOOD people get kicked off here?

I think I will have to make the coffee shop my new home.

So sad is Tink.

 

[KathyTX]

No one's been kicked off. Anyone who's saying goodbye is choosing to.

Our guidelines are pretty simple: Keep it clean- no sexual jokes or "snicker-snicker" innuendo. Keep it on topic for boards that are topic-driven (threads on the Trip Reports forum should be an account of a trip rather than an extended chit-chat thread full of inside jokes, for example). Don't insult or attack other posters or moderators.

There are lots of other sites on the net that are not moderated or that have much more permissive standards, but we want the DIS to be a safe place where you can read any thread with your kid or your grandmother reading along and not worrying about encountering off-color or rude content.

 

[paslea_pooh]

No one's been kicked off. Anyone who's saying goodbye is choosing to.

Our guidelines are pretty simple: Keep it clean- no sexual jokes or "snicker-snicker" innuendo. Keep it on topic for boards that are topic-driven (threads on the Trip Reports forum should be an account of a trip rather than an extended chit-chat thread full of inside jokes, for example). Don't insult or attack other posters or moderators.

There are lots of other sites on the net that are not moderated or that have much more permissive standards, but we want the DIS to be a safe place where you can read any thread with your kid or your grandmother reading along and not worrying about encountering off-color or rude content.

The Mods choose to reprimand SOME and not others.

Yeah there are other sites we can visit. And we're there now, talking about you guys!!!!

 

[AshClan]

MAELSTROM.......

 

[Shelby5514]

MAELSTROM.......

Is a fastpass?! Baby!

 

[AshClan]

Love You Guys!!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

but Body Wars is NOT a fastpass!