The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[1000thhappyhaunt]

No it is only you. Aren't you gone yet? Geesh, what do they have to do? Shut the whole board down?

Nice friend you turned out to be.

 

[horsegirl]

Nice friend you turned out to be.

read the edit. ghostie stalker. hi lil ghostiehauntiemakesmelaughandlikespoetrytoo. and this {{{{{{{{{{{slap}}}}}}}}}}}}} for you because I have to do it to someone.....who better than you?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Mel, it's not just you.
It's me too.
Maybe it's just us.
Who knows.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

read the edit. ghostie stalker. hi lil ghostiehauntiemakesmelaughandlikespoetrytoo. and this {{{{{{{{{{{slap}}}}}}}}}}}}} for you because I have to do it to someone.....who better than you?

I'll bet Denise sent Heather bananamen, too.

It really had NOTHING to do with Richie.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Grizzly bear}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} for u.

 

[horsegirl]

Did you get my ode to Ponybabygirliemonkeyladydogchew?

monkeyladydogchew?

okay {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{slurp}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[hooP]

Here's Ed all dressed up without his yellow balloon. I think the blonde next to him is Mel.

 

[sheridac]

vBulletin Message
The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.

This is unacceptable.

 

[jw50]

Bad server

 

[Chapter 11]

vBulletin Message
The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.

This is unacceptable.

Funny -- I get this at restaurants all the time. JW, can I borrow your hammer for that too?

 

[paslea_pooh]

This ones for you PP. You said you were going to the Legend's Ball, but I think you meant Lemon Drop Ball

*It's Five O'Clock Somewhere !!!



Ed....., That's the pic I was hoping you'd put up. Your son is a cutie.

 

[sheridac]

Funny -- I get this at restaurants all the time. JW, can I borrow your hammer for that too?

Funny, I'm always saying that in restaurants. Do I know you??

 

[kpk89]

Good Morning Sheri, and the rest of the Maelstrom hotties (you all know who you are)

Me! Apparently.

Morning Joe. 'cept it's now late afternoon. I'm slow today. And trying to work, a little.

 

[AshClan]

Took me quite a while to get in here, too. But now, server seems better....JW, I think the hammer worked!

Let's see.....

2IAB, shortly after Jay & I found out we were having our 1st baby, we made a deal.......any sport EXCEPT hockey. There just isn't one good thing about it, especially from the parent's perspective. We are very happy with our basketball and baseball, thank you (although the baseball games can get veeerrrry long sometimes...). Just be glad your daughter doesn't figure skate. That's even more expensive. And colder. Like hockey.

PP, I must admit, both of my sisters worked at Dunkin' Donuts. For years. My youngest sister even went to DDU (Dunkin Donuts University). She managed her own store for a brief period. But that was in the 80s before all the flavors. I agree it is often tough to get what you want nowadays. I like hooP's idea. Get one of each and mix and match. Plus then you get two cups out of it.

Rhonda, I guess DaVinci is a sore subject. But I agree with you, the hype is way out of control. On both sides. It's a mildly entertaining book, and like most decent fiction, it can be thought provoking at times. But not the end of the world as we know it, nor an eye-opening expose of some bizarre conspiracy. 'Nuf said. No black helicopters being launched, I promise.

Ed, love HP, Deaver and Patterson (well, most of 'em). Pongo, I also like most of the Shopaholic books, although the last couple got a bit tiresome. I did enjoy the Undomestic Goddess. Try Marian Keyes, too. Bet you'll like her....especially Watermelon, her first. She's very funny.

I could talk books for days. Can you tell? (Bookworm Spice? Still trying Horsey!)

Mel, I love "Happy" by Clinique. Sorry Pongo, never smelled (or is it smelt? Chappie?) Stella's fragrance. I'll have to go to Sephora to see if I can find it. Though I'm not much of a perfume wearer.

Ok, that's all I got. Now let's see if the server lets this through.....

 

[kpk89]

I'm in Mel.

Don't own the book, have never picked it up. Not even tempted. Not interested.

The helicopters aren't far.......I can here them coming

I have read DaVinci Code, quite enjoyed it.

I haven't seen Star Wars. Any episode. I refused, for a long time. Now I no longer care but it seems too late.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Dupe post

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

That was weird.

I too am getting Server too Busy - but too scared to quote it.

I checked about 1/2 hour ago to see if anyone had posted and nope.

Then a whole bunch from earlier.

I guess they were lost in space.

Or lost in Maelstrom.

Don't know Will Robinson.

I just went "submit reply and "poof" a post from kpk from 4:03pm

Major delay of the game.

da,da,da,da.......da,da,da,da,.............da,da,da,da.

You have just entered.......The Maelstrom Zone!

Two hit - strike two.

Than a call out from the ump

"Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 40 seconds"

I'm scared............MMMMMMMOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYY!

 

[jw50]

Obviously I didn't fix the server, looks like it might be a Lucifer infection so I am going to provide the Mods instructions for removing this infection:

You have the Lucifer Trojan

You will need special tools to remove this infection i.e. tool A and tool B

Download this tool (tool A)

Download AGM-158
from here:
http://www.lockheedmartin.com/wms/findPage...fec&ci=4&sc=400

Boot into safe mode.

Next:

Take some flying lessons, and I don't just mean in a Cessna, I mean hardcore combat flying lessons OK?


Download EuroFighter from here (tool B)
http://www.eurofighter.com/Default.asp?Flash=True

Load tool A onto tool B.

Take off.

(Safety First.
Remember to wear your seat-belt)

Lock tool A onto infected server, and release, you must be within 500 KMs of infected server or else you will blow up your own tail-pipe.

After releasing tool A, fly VERY QUICKLY in the other direction.

Land tool B (preferably on an airfield) and wait for the bang.

Scan again with HJT (all browsers/windows/smoking craters closed) and post a fresh log, along with your most recent credit card bill (just for laughs, it's going to be a biggy!!!)

 

[Chapter 11]

Sorry Pongo, never smelled (or is it smelt? Chappie?)

Smelt? You mean like this?

Ah, the fragrance of Eau de Fish. That'll attract the boys.

 

[LaLa]

Hey Mel-

Better than the banana men?

Gotta be better to look at than the dead fish Chappie just posted. Chappie, please, you're stinkin up the joint. ((((SLAP)))))

Hey Horsey! Hey Sher! Hey Lou! Hey Ed! Hey JW! Hey Frickles! Hey PMM! Hey KPK89! Hey Marky Mark and Rhonda! Hey Tink! Hey Poop! Hey ZZUB! Ahem.




(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((slap)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))



to ALL OF YA

 

[HaleyB]

Oh NO.

One of my favourite rants. I'll try to resist... except to say: I REFUSE to read it. Absolutely REFUSE. It's like a law, now, or something. That everyone shall read the Da Vinci Code. There has been some pressure applied to me... from family and friends. I even... GASP... picked it up once and started it. Read a bit. And then hated myself for it. So... I don't know if it is, indeed, good or bad. But...

I'll say it here: I will NOT read it.

Now... I will sit back and wait for this thread to be locked. And the black helicopters to start circling my house.

Is it just me? Or is anyone out there feeling the same?

We could get together and start a secret society. Or somethin'. Heh, heh.

I am right there with you Mel.

Mr Silly tried to read it, I think, once.

We could use a compass and a square as our symbols and name ourselves after some basic trade, like brick layers, or something like that.