The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

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Tourguide Mike's live365.com station is playing

"Canada: You're a Lifetime Journey" at the moment...

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Are you all the the spice cupboard?

I was laughing hysterically at all the recent posts. The dogs....OMGosh. I swear, while you were posting gross pictures of dogs we found a true real life nasty gross, puke in your fanny pack, burned up dog skull. At least that's what we think it was. DH mentioned seeing a skull in the yard, so I went and found it and kicked it up on the deck(My real calling was obviously soccer) it had canines and it looked like the skull of a little dog, probably lost in the fire. Richard was handling it and talking about how horrible it smelled, yet he couldn't seem to put it down. :lmao: Sad, but kinda funny, considering you were posting dog pics while we were examining the skull.

Okay, well, that's it I think. I forgot what else I was gonna post.

SEe you tomorrow.
 
ZZUB said:
Glad everyone in my house is napping and I had time to catch up on the 10 or so pages y’all posted since last I was here (which was only last night for crying out loud!)

Some thoughts, observations and responses:

Sheridac: I’m away from here 15 minutes and you have new heroes? Not five minutes ago I was lighting up your life. Now, I'm saddest ever.

Haley: You realize, I hope, that I was quoting someone. I don’t know who originally used the phrase, but I assure you that you would loathe the person who I borrowed it from. Even hunting veeps with bad aim can turn a thoughtful phrase. Maybe he's not so evil after all. (that's really a set up for HG)

Lou: How many ways can you find to freak us out and make me want to sleep under the bed? Dude, not a challenge, just a question. Your ability to produce freaky Michael Jackson pictures (redundant, I know) in a flash is frightening.

LaLa: I’m not borg. I don’t even know what borg is. Does borg mean freaked out by pictures of Michael Jackson and easily nauseated? If so, then yes, I’m borg.

Chapter 11: Good call on the pack of sheep. I’m from Alabama. We know all about sheep. Piglet’s post offended me as a southerner.

2xcited2slp: Welcome aboard! By the way, your name rocks.

Pigletpower: "WHO CARES what a name on message board thinks?" Evidently, you do. Or else you wouldn’t be posting this here. We'd surely welcome you in, too, if you didn't come in the door kicking a boot in our collective faces. Just some food for thought.

Look, I’m not big on conspiracy theories, although the black helicopters circling my house tend to make me curious. But today, leaving church, I observed across the street a Sons of Norway Festival. They even had a Viking ship and everything. I pointed it out to my wife who, no lie, said, “Is that a Fastpass?” We’ve joked about Mel stalking me, but now, I’m thinking, I don’t know. Did she really set up a Viking ship across from my church?

:3dglasses :moped:

ZZub rocks.
 

ZZUB said:
Glad everyone in my house is napping and I had time to catch up on the 10 or so pages y’all posted since last I was here (which was only last night for crying out loud!)

Some thoughts, observations and responses:

Sheridac: I’m away from here 15 minutes and you have new heroes? Not five minutes ago I was lighting up your life. Now, I'm saddest ever.

Haley: You realize, I hope, that I was quoting someone. I don’t know who originally used the phrase, but I assure you that you would loathe the person who I borrowed it from. Even hunting veeps with bad aim can turn a thoughtful phrase. Maybe he's not so evil after all. (that's really a set up for HG)

Lou: How many ways can you find to freak us out and make me want to sleep under the bed? Dude, not a challenge, just a question. Your ability to produce freaky Michael Jackson pictures (redundant, I know) in a flash is frightening.

LaLa: I’m not borg. I don’t even know what borg is. Does borg mean freaked out by pictures of Michael Jackson and easily nauseated? If so, then yes, I’m borg.

Chapter 11: Good call on the pack of sheep. I’m from Alabama. We know all about sheep. Piglet’s post offended me as a southerner.

2xcited2slp: Welcome aboard! By the way, your name rocks.

Pigletpower: "WHO CARES what a name on message board thinks?" Evidently, you do. Or else you wouldn’t be posting this here. We'd surely welcome you in, too, if you didn't come in the door kicking a boot in our collective faces. Just some food for thought.

Look, I’m not big on conspiracy theories, although the black helicopters circling my house tend to make me curious. But today, leaving church, I observed across the street a Sons of Norway Festival. They even had a Viking ship and everything. I pointed it out to my wife who, no lie, said, “Is that a Fastpass?” We’ve joked about Mel stalking me, but now, I’m thinking, I don’t know. Did she really set up a Viking ship across from my church?

:3dglasses :moped:

ZZub rocks.
 
Hey... pssst.

I would have posted earlier today but I was too busy being "creatively stiffled :rolleyes:". I think.

I had to come back here to hang out after seeing all those pictures of your... errrr... pets. Well, it was either come back and join the flock of Borg (or is that a herd or gaggle?) or call Animal Rescue on all of you.

Geez.

And... I also would have posted earlier but I went through four keyboards, two desk drawers, an Oktoberfest Boot and my neighbours' hot tub viewing all your photos. You are all sick and twisted. So, clearly, I am home. Here.

I'm also pleased to see that MY MOTHER is Maelstroming along with us all, now. This should be FUN.

Listen... you guys all mean so much to me. It IS strange and wonderful. Thanks so much for all your messages... both here and to my email. I'm feelin' the love! Especially from Pigletpower. Heh, heh.

You Maelstromers ROCK!!!!!

Here: :moped: :moped: :moped: :3dglasses :3dglasses :3dglasses

Forgive me.

Mel.
 
Wow...I get to be the first to say.

Welcome Back Mel!!

You know, with a post count of 1, I smell a:

trollwoman.jpg


And I also take exception to being called a sheep, when I am obviously a Billy Goat...who has been known, on several occasions, to be quite gruff.

Isn't it interesting how people want to speak out, presumably because they want to be heard and acknowledged, but then create a new persona to do it.
 
MEL!

Thank goodness. We were all so worried! Thanks goodness you have not decided to forsake us!

I'm all giggly inside now.
 
Oh, girlie, we are so happy to see you. We love you so much!!!! :love:

Come join us in the spice shop if you'd like. If not, it is just so great to see you here!! Thanks for answering our pleading :goodvibes
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
Hey... pssst.

I would have posted earlier today but I was too busy being "creatively stiffled :rolleyes:". I think.

I had to come back here to hang out after seeing all those pictures of your... errrr... pets. Well, it was either come back and join the flock of Borg (or is that a herd or gaggle?) or call Animal Rescue on all of you.

Geez.

And... I also would have posted earlier but I went through four keyboards, two desk drawers, an Oktoberfest Boot and my neighbours' hot tub viewing all your photos. You are all sick and twisted. So, clearly, I am home. Here.

I'm also pleased to see that MY MOTHER is Maelstroming along with us all, now. This should be FUN.

Listen... you guys all mean so much to me. It IS strange and wonderful. Thanks so much for all your messages... both here and to my email. I'm feelin' the love! Especially from Pigletpower. Heh, heh.

You Maelstromers ROCK!!!!!

Here: :moped: :moped: :moped: :3dglasses :3dglasses :3dglasses

Forgive me.

Mel.

Well at least you didn't bananaman us. I think the 3-d guy is cute.

Can we still call him the farting head on a moped? (Mods could you PM me with an answer asap). If not I am happy to edit that.

Welcome home sweetie. While you were gone in WDW you missed PMM's fun PM from the mods event. So don't feel too special.
 
sheridac said:
Melly!!! You're home!!
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

I don't know whether to be flattered... or offended. Yet once again.

Oh.

No. I'm offended. Profoundly.

Didn't we used to have rules about THAT???? Is there no order around here anymore?????? Heh, heh.
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
I don't know whether to be flattered... or offended. Yet once again.

Oh.

No. I'm offended. Profoundly.

Didn't we used to have rules about THAT???? Is there no order around here anymore?????? Heh, heh.
I aim to please
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
Hey... pssst.

I would have posted earlier today but I was too busy being "creatively stiffled :rolleyes:". I think.

I had to come back here to hang out after seeing all those pictures of your... errrr... pets. Well, it was either come back and join the flock of Borg (or is that a herd or gaggle?) or call Animal Rescue on all of you.

Geez.

And... I also would have posted earlier but I went through four keyboards, two desk drawers, an Oktoberfest Boot and my neighbours' hot tub viewing all your photos. You are all sick and twisted. So, clearly, I am home. Here.

I'm also pleased to see that MY MOTHER is Maelstroming along with us all, now. This should be FUN.

Listen... you guys all mean so much to me. It IS strange and wonderful. Thanks so much for all your messages... both here and to my email. I'm feelin' the love! Especially from Pigletpower. Heh, heh.

You Maelstromers ROCK!!!!!

Here: :moped: :moped: :moped: :3dglasses :3dglasses :3dglasses

Forgive me.

Mel.

I like to rhyme but I will keep it short

We love you, we love you, God answered us fast!
We prayed you'd come back soon and we got a FAST PASS!!!!!!!!!!
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
I don't know whether to be flattered... or offended. Yet once again.

Oh.

No. I'm offended. Profoundly.

Didn't we used to have rules about THAT???? Is there no order around here anymore?????? Heh, heh.


Meeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll





Well Welcome back Girl. Glad you found your way back. So glad, in fact, that I want to sing you a little tune...

Sometimes you gotta go
Where everybody knows your name
And you're always glad you came
You wanna be where blah blah somethin'
Your troubles are all in vain?
You wanna go where everybody knows your name



Okay, I know how you feel about the banana men, so this is for you...


:cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2:


Glad you're back. We missed you. As if you couldn't tell.
 
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