The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[paslea_pooh]

hooP....You've got that Lil Grumpy language down to a science. I am concerned. Yo yo I was really down with the phat rap. check u out laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !Here's a lil

for ya

Lou...It's Friday. We're probably ALL in need of a laugh. Can you make a fool of yourself for us? Think of it as community service!

Hey Melons! What grade do you teach? DD is going to be a High School English Teacher.

DMM..glad you didn't have anymore violent poops last nite.

For those of you who don't get on during the weekend. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY !!!!!!!!!Put these in water ASAP, they cost a small fortune.

 

[Frickles]

GaCat!!! I can make your mama guilt go away with my story....
We went to St. John 2 years ago and we all got lots of mosquito bites. My then 5 yr old had a really itchy, bad one on his knee. He fell and scraped his knee right on the bad bite. We cleaned him up but didn't really have band-aids for it so he walked around with a scraped open bite. It wasn't until we got back home that it really began to scab over...and he limped and moaned about that boo-boo like it was horrible. He got up one morning and was not able to walk. I was thinking he was pulling a fast one on me and just didn't want to go to school because it was just a boo-boo. I was kind of mean with the 'well if you can't walk we are going to the doctor...then you are going to school and I guess your teachers will have to carry you....blah, blah, blah'. We went to the doctor...and imagine how crappy I felt 5 hours later when he was undergoing surgery for a Staph infection! 4 days in the hospital and another surgery later, he came home on crutches.

Yes, I won mommy of the year that year.

Hope she feels better soon!

 

[paslea_pooh]

Last edited by Loubon : Today at 11:52 AM. Reason: Don't be too impressed. Me making a fool of myself doesn't take that much of an effort!

We suspected that.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

My brother was wailing "I TOLD you it was a bee ... now my leg is going to fall off ... are you HAPPY now??"

Tee Hee, I can so see my daughter saying this to me in a couple of years, I mean, something like it because I don't think I would ignore a bee sting, or , ummm . . .anyway, you know what I mean!

Yeah, the guilt comes from not taking her to the doctor yesterday instead of today. But she didn't act so miserable yesterday. I hate strep.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

PP thanks for the flowers very pretty and they smell sooo good!!

 

[horsegirl]

What am I supposed to do for entertainment around here? If you're all gonna stay up late chatting and be too tired for posting the next day we're gonna have to do somthing about it...like impose a curfew...

You can try, i for one will sneak out the window.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

wow! it's soo easy to keep up when the thread moves this slow!!

 

[kpk89]

Here's my stretch mark story, promised from yesterday.

When I was pg with my first, I was watching carefully for stretch marks, putting on lotion, etc. (why, I don't know -- I don't wear a bikini, EVER, anyway?) to keep them at bay. One day, at about 7 1/2 months along I was getting in the shower and saw myself in the mirror and said to dh, "Wow, I'm not getting ANY stretch marks" and was very chirpy proud of myself.

He started laughing his fool head off at me. And handed me a handmirror so I could check out the BOTTOM of my belly. It looked like a frickin' road map, but I was unable to view it without, er, assistance!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

..just becos i feel like sayin it...[ ] and that too!!!....
#1 reason i visit this site is for a lil'laugh...i've never been
disappointed.......

ok, gammy..please keep the hoopster out of your brownies..
for obvious reasons...

warning, warning,wil robbyenson[robot talk]...i have a
and knows how to use it!!!..unfortunately i "dropped" the ball
{or is that bomb?//my english/spellin isn't too good,yaknow??}
... compares to Zzub's lil """mean machine""'. scooby
doing, all the way!

ms. sheridac..may i call you dear, roo to kangy??...regardin your
green light...oh,boy,oh,girl!...nothin suits Ireland better than
your personality...by the way, i bet the 'antsy-artica' sure appricate
the green you're givin it! no wonder flowers are bloomin all the way
up there. ..& top of the happy"Irish"mommie day"...may
all your clovers be 4 leaf !
been meaning to say..sure could use a lil lepchaun likes yours on
my pot...of gold! ..dwats.. ...but as any Irishgirl knows,
you can't be to safe with your lucky charms..there's
everywhere!

hoopster...i really didn't deserved that much attention... .
actually i'm a "work" in progress...don't believe me? asked my
wife. ..she's my source of , otherwise i'll
be a lil tom . for sure! see..pp's translations for reality check!

i got to say..i like the ways ysma thinks!! her lil takes make sense
too me...hope that dosen't offend her!


holy cow! what going to happens when we get a new keyboard?
there's goes my reputation!

...to kpk89 mother day tribute..really it was!
there's goes your "rep"..guess you have to go back to wdw in
order to get another??

 

[horsegirl]

 

[kpk89]

Hey lil Grumpy!!!! Thanks for the mention. Shout out. Whatever. You're a good guy.

So it's the keyboard that makes all those .... ..... for you?

 

[Master Gracie]

Are you Irish man?

I am in the fact that I once visited Ireland and absolutely loved it. Also, if you go back far enough, my family is Irish...it has to be pretty far back though.

Ireland was beautiful when we visited. We were especially smitten when we went around the Ring of Kerry.

Gorgeous.

If we had to leave the country to live somewhere else, it would definitely be somewhere in the British Isles.

 

[horsegirl]

That is indeed my lovely wife. Despite her look in the picture, she is only 6 years younger than me (33 and 27). It was taken in the Lemon Tree resturaunt just outside Blarney Castle in Ireland.

I have been there MG, and kissed the blarney stone! My folks have a cottage on the Beara Pennisula, which isn't all that far. Don't you love the fairy forts? Are you Irish man?

And she knows that all my flirting/shennanigans are merely play.

Your wife is a good and smart women. "Look at the menu, just don't eat out", nothing wrong with the philosophy, I do not believe.

I actually enjoy all the flirting here. It is harmless and keeps things lively. Not that I do any myself, I am just sayin' it is fun to watch, on the sidelines, behind the scenes.....

But I have to do one thing sir. {{{{{{{{{{{{{SLAP}}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{slappity}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}, {{{{{{{{{{{slap}}}}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{{{{{slap}}}}}}}}}}}}}!!!!!!!!!!! There is nothing worse than a poor guy slapping himself. You my dear are more than worthy of a good maelstrom whippin' We dish em out for the best of 'em!

Hoop, that rap was DA BOMB baby. Pooh must hear wonderful sweet nuthins' from ya. No wonder she sends out so much love....

Sheridac, I spent my anticipated day in NYC hacking in bed last week. Now I find out you are there painting the town red without me. I am taking the fast train down there right now.....Wait, who would mind the children?

Melons, perdi- LYMI girlies....

Gcat- I have done that! Do not beat yourself up. I had strep last week and want to come and hug you and your lil punkin! Now stop drinkin and clean yourself up cat.....

Haley, we did not address my addiction last night

Chappie- can I just say Lou has got it right- you are simply irresisitable, I love all your manspeak... except for the Robert Palmer dig. {{{{Slap}}}}that was just a tap...

Thanks for al the love on the tr guys. I finally got bold and replied. I hope I don't get yelled at.

MELLY and GRAMMY- COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRICKLES!!!!!!!! Miss you- you are a gooooooood mama- i know it!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

master g ((((((((slap back atcha babe!!!))))))))))))))))))

I am seriously trying to catch up on the TR boards but it is ahard for me right now!! LOTS to do with school ending soon. Almost as much as it beginning when you teach special education....LOTS OF PAPERWORK my fine Irish red headded friend...

I LOVE RED HAIR btw!! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!

I think it is because I had this red headed guy I really liked and he never liked me back, when I was like 12 years old, at Bible Camp...he broke my heart so I now seek out any male attention with RED hair...

I bet Horsey will therapize me now...(all one word by the way horsey...all one word!!!)


horsey YOU SHUT UP!! ((((((slap))))))))) You are not a hag!!! Mel is gonna be so mad you said that seeing as though you are maelstrom sista lookalikes!!!!

you are in deep trouble wit her little missy!!!

and you are not a hag your a hottie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


alallalalalala my friend where are you??????????

sher hope your having fun!!!

tinky miss u!!
markymark: master G wants to look at my menu now...so you got some competition there buddy....with red hair...and he's from TENNESEE!! My home!!!

"oh tenessee river and a mountain man,
we get together any time we can"

Way down yander on the Chatahoochie
it gets hotter than a hoochie coo chie!!

"18 wheeeeeelllss and a dozen roses....
a few more miles on this 4 day run..."

OK so not TN appropriate but it came to mind!!

HOOPS there it is....
HOOPS there is is...
HOOPS there it is!!!

lil grumpy!! please don't fix your keyboard!! I was just starting to decode your message!!! Its so much fun to type "grumpy" Style....
and the reading is a blast!!!

LYMI!!

 

[Frickles]

Horsegirl.....I AM SHOCKED! You just called yourself a hag? No, No, No...that will not do. Go and clean up that edit sweet girl. (thanks for saying you still think I'm a gooooood mama...even if I did really loose the title of mother of the year)

Happy Friday party friends! I've forgotten what my hangover felt like from last week, sooooooo it's almost drinking time!

 

[Loubon]

I LOVE RED HAIR btw!! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!

I think it is because I had this red headed guy I really liked and he never liked me back, when I was like 12 years old, at Bible Camp...he broke my heart so I now seek out any male attention with RED hair...

 

[Frickles]

Quick Question...
Under all my smilies, it has the word [more]. I can click on it and nothing happens.

the rocking poem by Lil G made me want to get out a fishin pole for some reason

 

[Loubon]

Quick Question...
Under all my smilies, it has the word [more]. I can click on it and nothing happens.

It is supposed to open a new window with more smilies. You may have a pop up blocker stopping it. Try holding down the shift key when you click on the word more.

 

[nicolemarie]

Horsegirl -

I saw your pics and you are NOT a hag. I also saw you pics on this thread a while back - I love your kitchen - the beadboard on the walls, etc. It was really pretty. Kids are smashing as well.

GACat - You are not alone!

My daughter ran a high fever and complained of a sore throat for FOUR days last August - FOUR DAYS, I tell ya - I thought it was a virus. A cold or something with drainage that made her throat hurt. When she finally threw up blood (because her throat was so raw) I finally took her to the doctor. Who diagnosed her with strep. Mother of the Year, 2005. Yes sirree. I am typically one who will check things out, but we had all had colds. So I just figured it was that. Oops. We got the shot, though, and she was better that afternoon. That thing is a miracle.

 

[Master Gracie]

Try holding down the shift key when you click on the word more.

Or the Ctrl key.