The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Frickles]

Sweet Lou to the rescue...but you know what? It didn't work. I turned off my pop up blockers, I used my shift key, I right clicked and tried to open the smilies in a different window...and nothing.

 

[Frickles]

did not work either Master G....thanks for trying to help me though guys!

 

[Loubon]

Do you have a Yahoo or Google toolbar loaded?

 

[Master Gracie]

I think it is because I had this red headed guy I really liked and he never liked me back, when I was like 12 years old, at Bible Camp

Wait...didn't you say you were from Tennessee?

Umm...you didn't attend bible camp in Knoxville did you.

Cause it'd be too freaky if that was me...plus I'd have to kick myself.

 

[Chapter 11]

did not work either Master G....thanks for trying to help me though guys!

Frickles, my little kitty tart, I've got the solution. All you need is a couple of colored Sharpies, a vivid imagination, a steady hand, and a willingness to really mess up your computer monitor. Oh, no good? So sorry.

 

[kpk89]

I actually enjoy all the flirting here. It is harmless and keeps things lively. Not that I do any myself,

Are you into Grammy's spices, girl? All the slappin' and slurpin' that you do around here?

 

[tink38]

This is NOT a test. Dick is bored at work so I told him to check out the thread. (WHAT HAVE I DONE???)

I just sent him the link. Lookout if you see someone with a VERY low post count show up here named knit83.

Although I doubt he'll post. He's more of a lurker.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

PongoJen - Did you get your wireless working?

That is a big ole negativo...as of right now.

 

[Loubon]

Although I doubt he'll post. He's more of a lurker.

So Pongo does that mean you're still wired?

 

[tink38]

So Pongo does that mean you're still wired?

I won't be wired until the 18th.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

So Pongo does that mean you're still wired?

Yes Lou, my friend, I am in fact, still wired.

 

[horsegirl]

OMG LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Something just dawned on me! I am traumatizing my patients! I think that is them ducking behind the couch to get away from me. I am called a Psychotherapist!!!!!!!!!!!! as opposed to a physical one or an occupational one. at least those are not all one word.!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

this is so frightening i have to post this

 

[HaleyB]

Ummmm, not-so-happy Friday everyone!

hooP - Excellent rap. I enjoyed it, and understood it, mostly.
LaLa and Kim - thank you for the Mother's day wishes. I cried snotty tears.
Horsegirl - I DID catch the photo on the Prom Riddle thread when I did my drive-by posting yesterday. THANK YOU!!! I LOVED IT!!!!
Backstage Gal - legal, huh, something to think about . . .
Chris - enjoy the big city!
Lou - ahhh, the laughter, so badly needed today. And I loved the Lou-cap of the Prom, especially since I missed the second half.
ZZUB - can you give my husband lessons?
And, can I say, I think I like "Chap Stick" better than "Chappie" but does he have an opinion?

Okay, today is not-so-happy because I have guilt about whining about my whiny daughter yesterday. Turns out she's a little sicker than I thought. Strep (again). She is proving the statistics wrong (that say you "can't" get strep before about age four. Who made that up?) Sweet thing is just miserable right now. She was coughing this morning and made herself throw up. Just a little, in the potty. When I said I was taking her to the doctor, she collapsed in front of the door and started crying huge tears and saying she didn't want them to give her a shot. (Which they did the last time she was sick, with pneumonia.)

My daughter, who does not take naps, has already fallen asleep three times this morning. She does NOT feel good.

So I am home today. And if she stays as quiet as I expect, then I should be able to catch up, I hope.

So, I'm around . . .

Oh, dear. So sorry your sweetie is sick. I think it has become clear that all of us Mom's do that at some point... My Mother did that all the time. She never thought we were sick. She also never thought our bones were broken when they were (FYI for all the Moms and Dads here, it is a MYTH that you can not move a broken limb, if it is not displaced you can move it and even walk on a broken leg or foot). Plus Strep is a sneaky bug, it hits hard and fast, so don't feel bad. Give that girl some popsicles, they are the best for sore throats and give her a hug from me (I am not afraid of Strep, I never get it).

 

[horsegirl]

Are you into Grammy's spices, girl? All the slappin' and slurpin' that you do around here?

who me?

 

[tink38]

who me?

Horseyponybaby!

Good Lord, woman! Get your self over to the CB and read the "I won't let my teenage DD come home thread!"

And you are NOT a hag, because if you are that means I'm right behind you. (40 in July, remember?)

 

[HaleyB]

GACat, I'm sorry dd is sick. Isn't that mama guilt awful?

Can I tell you a little tale to make you smile? and feel less guilty?

On the one and only family camping trip we took when I was a kid, my brother came to my mom crying that he'd been stung by a bee. She (an ER nurse, no less!) blew it off and told him it was probably a mosquito. My brother was probably 5 or 6 at the time. Everybody went on with whatever.

A few minutes later, he came running over again and his leg had begun to swell. Mom realized that it must in fact be a bee sting, and whipped out her epi pen (none of us were known to be allergic, but she had one just in case.) My brother was wailing "I TOLD you it was a bee ... now my leg is going to fall off ... are you HAPPY now??"

It all turned out fine -- but we still tease my brother about it. Hm. Actually we tease my mom about it too -- seeing as she's the one who didn't take him seriously at first.

I have one from my childhood. Actually I could fill a book, but this is my favorite Mom of the year story.

There were four of us all close in age so my Mom always had her hands full.

That reminds me where is Mommypoppins these days? I hope all is well. I have not seen her since her fire...

Anyhow, one day we were all getting into the car going somewhere. We must have been late (we always were) and she was frazzled. My oldest brother Greg still had his door open. She did a head count and started to back out slowly. My brother Greg was king of pranks. He was always pulling one over on my Mom. He was also very funny. We laughed at every meal. Milk comeing out your nose kinda laughing. My Dad was a prankster/comedian too. Anyhow my brother called out to my Mom to stop because he wasn't all the way in yet. She ignored him. Then he said Mom you are running over my foot. She laughed, good one, and kept going.

Then one of us looked and screamed, because she was running over his foot.

His foot was fine. Thank goodness.

Come to think of it, we have not brought this up in awhile.

I need to call my Mom, bbl.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Last edited by tink38 : Today at 03:28 PM. Reason: Hi Pongo! I miss youuuuu tooooo! How are those flutes coming along?

Actually I am starting to amass quite a collection of incorrect glasses, thanks for asking LOL

 

[horsegirl]

Hay Tink- we have missed you! Oh good another funny thread to read? I am all over that, DJ came home early for the first time in 13 years. I don't know what to make of it, but I do know what to do with a spare babysitter. MORE DISSING! It is pouring here, no pony rides today....

FOLKS! I am not trying to monopolize here. I realize I have posted like 4 or 5 times this afternoon. I will not take up anymore air time....

Halley and Kim- Great stories, cat do you feel better?

Haley, I was just thinking about mommyp and didn't call out to her.

MOMMYPOOOOPINS? YOOOHOOO?

Lastly, all my AI fellow heartbroken fans. Read this, this is no surprize, that Chris is unbelievably talented. Hope it makes all your little sad hearts feel better.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/12/tv.idol.daughtry.ap/index.html

Okay now I will shut up, except LOU! OMG What else can I do with MY DIPLOMA?!!!! Help me, smartie pants

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

markymark: master G wants to look at my menu now...so you got some competition there buddy....with red hair...and he's from TENNESEE!! My home!!!

LYMI!!

Melons,

Just a little side info for you...

I was born with red hair. It's brown now, btu when the sun hits it right, it still has a red tint. Arm hair is red. My beard is red (when I grow it out). So there.

And my whole family is from Tennessee. I wasn't born there, my family had left before then, but I got Tennessee in my blood!

Does that count?

 

[Frickles]

Do you have a Yahoo or Google toolbar loaded?

For some reason I have both...I turned off the popup blocker on both...looks like I'm going to have to take Chappies smart *** advice!!!