The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

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Grammy--> i must comment on your Fancy edit..i LOVe that song!

Palsea_pooh--> i am lovin' the clip art! and the Grumpy Translation just about summed it all up perfectly! HAHAHAH
 
Grammyof2 said:
Paslea you are killing me. I have a party to do. First the dang spices then the Ebay. I was laughing so hard I showed John. Now he wants to know WHY people are making fun of him on the internet. He wants to know if I told you we live in a high rise. Double wide trailer on block. Cause we do :lmao: :lmao: We call it an estate.

Grammy, if you wanna add the spice thingy to your siggie..feel free...You can write above yours ....OWNER OF THE SPICE SHOP :lmao: :lmao:


Tell John we'll ship him UPS, comfortable box...overnight, so he don't sweat so much..... The bids are going up by the second.....It could be an Ebay record!!
 
Erinella - you're right - that was a blast last night. But man am I tired today?

Pongo doodly doo.


Blessings!
MarkyMark
 
Tikiman said:
Aloha Haley


ok after all the pages I have just read...this has to be my first respnse....

ALOHA steve???? Excuse me?? I did not hear you right there tikimanhottieloveylove....I don't think so....

Haley remember Mel and her rifle and the scope set for LALA??

yeah she let me borrow it, ok??


HORSEYGIRLYPOOO!!

I am soooo glad you missed me!!! LYMI!!

What the heck??? we all know I am NOT brunette on top...so that is certainly not me...but I do love the legs cuz at 5'2...any legs would do for me....

and sorry but those melons look a bit too small for me...they need to be larger...and caressed and loved...a little more...


grammy HI!!! :wave2: meatloaf??? tonight??

TINK!!! MY teetslapping sista!!!
how was Dick last night???


Seriously MARKYMARK on that POLE all he needs now is Rhondas THONG and we are a go....get the WEISER right big man???

uh huh....
 

Grammyof2 said:
Paslea you are killing me. I have a party to do. First the dang spices then the Ebay. I was laughing so hard I showed John. Now he wants to know WHY people are making fun of him on the internet. He wants to know if I told you we live in a high rise. Double wide trailer on block. Cause we do :lmao: :lmao: We call it an estate.


I'm still lurkin' while I'm workin'. I just stopped by to say I need the pole dancing lessons and will show up at two. We live in TN so there are goats roaming everywhere. I'll grab a few and be right down. Grammy, I'll whip up some grub and be there by eight. I am a good dish washer but we're probably using styrofoam.

Let me know where to bid but you can only go if you swing by to get me since I don't get to go. On second thought, I have plenty of junk I could sell.

You people need to come up for air. I love you but your humor needs a bath. How was that, Mark ;) ?

Paslea, Coors Light is imported beer in GA. Find Ally a Budweiser and she'll recognize herself.

Off to warm up and strap the goats to the truck,
Jami
 
...just stopping in for a quick bowl of chicken soup...[the older you get,
the more nutrients needed... for maintaining body functions & quickies].
speakin of..that poor chicken [in the pic...lookin like one too many...
something i beleive most here can "sympathized" with?].

oh, my i'm sotty for not proof reading....i.e.,,, somethingyscame out as
not intended...oh,well..it sorta likedoing crosswords puzzles???

before i go any further & forget.....again..to all you birthday girls....her's
a pretty funny *****day joke [nd style].."liger or not, you're another year
older,dudette!" so "happy"...to see some cuties catchin up to me! what's
another butt {crackin joke} among friends? i aion't funny, but "made you
think?? not!!! i think you guys have been there for a long time! speakin, is
any of you hotties naked under those things??? enquiring..well maybe just
one like to know. :teeth: ......you go girls!!

icna't believe that the source of ..my...[excitment of sorts[] orginated from
a southern belle..scratched that..precher' wifey phooh? oh,my times are
changes. not! preachers are people too and actually should be in tune with
human needs.....pay attention..and one can see my spirit'o life...and
the apprication for recieving blessings. "i'm a lucky fella..just got to tell her..
i'll love her endless..for my love goes..where my...wifey/poo." she light my
up my life...melons girl...so fine...somtimes sexuality just happens...on our
last cruise..[the cabins are tight for room/ gosh darn why do i see loubon
"thebob/bon m'am & they called me mr. zzub..gititng all ziggley with this
description???]..my wifey poo pop out all wrapped in disney towel..and me
holding the camers..next thingy..was click,click..though she imeediately
:furious: ....but ahhhhh..let me brag..the pic came out beautiful and
sexy....ding! every time i see it...oh,boy!! here's a secret for the
male/stormers...knowing my wifey is on a new diet..i told her out of the
blue ..oh, honey..you're looki real good!! don't turn sideways, iwon't be
able to see you!..now that's a bonus baby!!!! ok, i have no idea if she
lost even a pound..but i have "learned" the her expectations. speakin
of..oh,boy are there really some fine women on this site...the pond is
laoded with all kinds of trophies!! if i was single..i 'll be gitting my pole
[fishin] out and start diggin nightcwrallers! lymi!!! her's another secrets
fellas..chocolates..make some good-yie bait , napoleandynamite style.
:smokin:

special thanks to haley comet girl..i went to the site but my computer
crashed....p.s..is it true..that tequila makes her clothes fall off? goota
me some of that nightcwallers stuff,hey? do you think it would be appropriate
to ask the malestoemers how many are flash gordan fans?

here's a secret...squeak, squeak & the ways you gals made a few naughty
refrerences....lett me fill u in on what i thought..and i'm not braggin but
c'mom squeak,squeak -sounded like an endurance problem...p.s. hope your
expectations are higher than that...it's a family affair, too me! ..no wonder
my wifey poo knows heaven.. :stitch: :tink:


oh,oh,oh..why no guys on the list??? :sad2:

ok lil melly girl....i got it..devil went to georgia..not a good "egg"...
but for fresh in bake..melons!

how ? many saleswomen and the type of produce being offered..
i need my daily vitanmi to keep this...healthy :teeth: .please do
tell/confess..rwealy, nothin to do with a hot pursuit epsiode,
just lil wish bout hotties and my dream comin true!!! and what
better way to seek than from here, the city of angels!

melons girl, :wave2: ..your family picture...and the lil cutie in front
is just the most adorable family pic i ever seen!! look at her face!
so sweet and self asure..must been the lil one that told the poly
jumper ..to zzub off!!!
spekin of line "dancers"' vett'her girl got my attention with the pole
thingy?? can i watch..proimsed not make any noisesy...drollin may be
another topic....your signature pic.. was a point of confusion than i realized
it was the only one i seen not partyin....such an angel face!! and her hair
all combed straight.... :hippie:

hope everyone hav'in a malestormer or two/day..maybe someone can invent
a drink... p.s. loubon man i can't see lil grumpy! ..you dog..by the way
pull his pants up..c'omm have a heart..you beasty man!
 
MOMOFMNM said:
ok after all the pages I have just read...this has to be my first respnse....

ALOHA steve???? Excuse me?? I did not hear you right there tikimanhottieloveylove....I don't think so....
QUOTE]

Aloha nui pala melons!!!!
 
By the way, I can't make the pole dancing class - since it's already started, so do you think I could pass with this?


poledancing.jpg



Blessings!
MarkyMark
 
MOMOFMNM said:
ok after all the pages I have just read...this has to be my first respnse....

ALOHA steve???? Excuse me?? I did not hear you right there tikimanhottieloveylove....I don't think so....

Haley remember Mel and her rifle and the scope set for LALA??

yeah she let me borrow it, ok??


HORSEYGIRLYPOOO!!

I am soooo glad you missed me!!! LYMI!!

What the heck??? we all know I am NOT brunette on top...so that is certainly not me...but I do love the legs cuz at 5'2...any legs would do for me....

and sorry but those melons look a bit too small for me...they need to be larger...and caressed and loved...a little more...


grammy HI!!! :wave2: meatloaf??? tonight??

TINK!!! MY teetslapping sista!!!
how was Dick last night???


Seriously MARKYMARK on that POLE all he needs now is Rhondas THONG and we are a go....get the WEISER right big man???

uh huh....

You crack me up. woman. I just saw Lil Grumpy posted. I am going to go read it and then I'm off to buy a new house!

Anybody see Lou? What was I THINKING when I emailed him my pic?

Melons, I will have Dick take another pic WITH melons this time.
 
Lil' Grumpy said:
...just stopping in for a quick bowl of chicken soup...[the older you get,
the more nutrients needed... for maintaining body functions & quickies].
speakin of..that poor chicken [in the pic...lookin like one too many...
something i beleive most here can "sympathized" with?].

oh, my i'm sotty for not proof reading....i.e.,,, somethingyscame out as
not intended...oh,well..it sorta likedoing crosswords puzzles???

before i go any further & forget.....again..to all you birthday girls....her's
a pretty funny *****day joke [nd style].."liger or not, you're another year
older,dudette!" so "happy"...to see some cuties catchin up to me! what's
another butt {crackin joke} among friends? i aion't funny, but "made you
think?? not!!! i think you guys have been there for a long time! speakin, is
any of you hotties naked under those things??? enquiring..well maybe just
one like to know. :teeth: ......you go girls!!

icna't believe that the source of ..my...[excitment of sorts[] orginated from
a southern belle..scratched that..precher' wifey phooh? oh,my times are
changes. not! preachers are people too and actually should be in tune with
human needs.....pay attention..and one can see my spirit'o life...and
the apprication for recieving blessings. "i'm a lucky fella..just got to tell her..
i'll love her endless..for my love goes..where my...wifey/poo." she light my
up my life...melons girl...so fine...somtimes sexuality just happens...on our
last cruise..[the cabins are tight for room/ gosh darn why do i see loubon
"thebob/bon m'am & they called me mr. zzub..gititng all ziggley with this
description???]..my wifey poo pop out all wrapped in disney towel..and me
holding the camers..next thingy..was click,click..though she imeediately
:furious: ....but ahhhhh..let me brag..the pic came out beautiful and
sexy....ding! every time i see it...oh,boy!! here's a secret for the
male/stormers...knowing my wifey is on a new diet..i told her out of the
blue ..oh, honey..you're looki real good!! don't turn sideways, iwon't be
able to see you!..now that's a bonus baby!!!! ok, i have no idea if she
lost even a pound..but i have "learned" the her expectations. speakin
of..oh,boy are there really some fine women on this site...the pond is
laoded with all kinds of trophies!! if i was single..i 'll be gitting my pole
[fishin] out and start diggin nightcwrallers! lymi!!! her's another secrets
fellas..chocolates..make some good-yie bait , napoleandynamite style.
:smokin:

special thanks to haley comet girl..i went to the site but my computer
crashed....p.s..is it true..that tequila makes her clothes fall off? goota
me some of that nightcwallers stuff,hey? do you think it would be appropriate
to ask the malestoemers how many are flash gordan fans?

here's a secret...squeak, squeak & the ways you gals made a few naughty
refrerences....lett me fill u in on what i thought..and i'm not braggin but
c'mom squeak,squeak -sounded like an endurance problem...p.s. hope your
expectations are higher than that...it's a family affair, too me! ..no wonder
my wifey poo knows heaven.. :stitch: :tink:


oh,oh,oh..why no guys on the list??? :sad2:

ok lil melly girl....i got it..devil went to georgia..not a good "egg"...
but for fresh in bake..melons!

how ? many saleswomen and the type of produce being offered..
i need my daily vitanmi to keep this...healthy :teeth: .please do
tell/confess..rwealy, nothin to do with a hot pursuit epsiode,
just lil wish bout hotties and my dream comin true!!! and what
better way to seek than from here, the city of angels!

melons girl, :wave2: ..your family picture...and the lil cutie in front
is just the most adorable family pic i ever seen!! look at her face!
so sweet and self asure..must been the lil one that told the poly
jumper ..to zzub off!!!
spekin of line "dancers"' vett'her girl got my attention with the pole
thingy?? can i watch..proimsed not make any noisesy...drollin may be
another topic....your signature pic.. was a point of confusion than i realized
it was the only one i seen not partyin....such an angel face!! and her hair
all combed straight.... :hippie:

hope everyone hav'in a malestormer or two/day..maybe someone can invent
a drink... p.s. loubon man i can't see lil grumpy! ..you dog..by the way
pull his pants up..c'omm have a heart..you beasty man!


I finally figured it out! You are Frank McCourt, author of Angela's Ashes. That's where I've seen your style, lil grumpy. However, his is a total downer, so it couldn't be you:)
 
alright i'm off to go and start on lunch and think about dinner, naptime is almost over! have a good weekend everyone!!
 
Okay Vettechick

Sign us up for the pole dancin' lessons.



Me and Jamal are headed that way.

We'll meet Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch there cause from the looks of it, they've already got a jump on us. I'm sure Melons will show up if DH lets her out of his sight. Mel may be too busy stalkin' ZZUB to come but Grammy said she's bringin' dinner. Meatloaf I think. Sheridac says she is sooo on it. She'll use any excuse to show a lil' beaver and a tail. Pongo is in and swears by the end of the class, she'll be Breakin Tha Law Breakin Tha Law. SNAP's stoppin' by just to get a refresher course for her upcoming pursuit of Jon Stewart. GeorgiaA can sew us up some skanky outfits. just to get a GADISNEYGIRL says she don't need no stinkin' outfit when she's got the lil' pink number. Paslea Pooh can take pictures and post them when we get back. Frickles has agreed to teach us all some Michael Jackson moves and Horsey will be there to slap us all back to our senses. The boys from the coffee shop can be the bouncers and Lil' Grumpy can keep them busy. Chapter 11 can watch all the action from his office window.


Oh, and we got our goats all ready to go, Girl. But we seem to be havin' a lil' trouble with one of em.

http://www.rfaintingfarm.com/goat.mpeg
 
LaLa said:
Okay, which moves exactly? The sideways snap? Please tell me it's not the crotch grab.

A friend of mine does the Rerun. You remember that show 'What's Happenin'? Come on, you know you do. Well, Rerun, one of the characters, does this really cool unique dance and my best friend's DH can do it perfectly. Cracks us up everytime he does it.

If your friend is Rerun, does that make you Rodger? Or Dwayne? Surely not Shirley? Hey HEY hey.

rerun_dance.gif
 
Howdy all. Back in the house, trying to catch up.

It was a good day for the children of GA - over $7000 in cash, sent a couple to jail, let a couple out of jail. It's a revolving door.

Chat was fun - I've never done that before. But I guess I missed a lot - did Vettechick make an appearance?

Amy
 
Chapter 11 said:
If your friend is Rerun, does that make you Rodger? Or Dwayne? Surely not Shirley? Hey HEY hey.

rerun_dance.gif


CHAPPIE!

Now I know what the fuss is all about. I should've known you'd be feelin' me on the What's Happenin' thing. I used to LOVE that show.

Hey HEY Hey
 
Tikiman said:
MOMOFMNM said:
ok after all the pages I have just read...this has to be my first respnse....

ALOHA steve???? Excuse me?? I did not hear you right there tikimanhottieloveylove....I don't think so....
QUOTE]

Aloha nui pala melons!!!!



FINALLY SOME FREAKING RECOGNITION AROUND HERE!!!

steeeeve when are you going to join our chat???

you may enter during the whole "tikiman is sooooooo hot" conversations....

huh???


I can't freggin find the definition of pala can someone help me here??

I am dying...

the closest thing I can find is loaf...but I don't think that works....

unless steve likes my big melon loaf????
 
LaLa said:
Okay VETTECHICK

Sign us up for the pole dancin' lessons.

Me and Jamal are headed that way. We'll meet Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch there cause from the looks of it, they've already got a jump on us. I'm sure Melons will show up if DH lets her out of his sight. Mel may be too busy stalkin' ZZUB to come but Grammy said she's bringin' dinner. Meatloaf I think. GeorgiaA can sew us up some skanky outfits and Paslea Pooh can take pictures and post them when we get back. Frickles has agreed to teach us all some Michael Jackson moves and Horsey will be there to slap us all back to our senses. The boys from the coffee shop can be the bouncers and Lil' Grumpy can keep them busy. Chapter 11 can watch all the action from his office window.


Oh, and we got our goats all ready to go, Girl. But we seem to be havin' a lil' trouble with one of em.

http://www.rfaintingfarm.com/goat.mpeg
You forgot ME. Hmmmph.


I turn my back for a minute to get some work done and I'm nuttin'..nada..zip.

Sadness.



Oh, you know I'm jokin'....right?


For the love of Heaven, will somebody PLEASE tell me how to quote an edit?!?


thank you in advance.
 
thanks lil grumpy

for what I think you said about my babies...

they are cutties of course...

and I hope I can raise em up right...

if dh will let me...

I'll show em how to use their....

brains and super good looks.


JAMALLLY!! HEY!!!!!!!
lemon drops!!! at the beach!!!

chappie!!!! :wave2: hi!!!!!
 
LaLa said:
CHAPPIE!

Now I know what the fuss is all about. I should've known you'd be feelin' me on the What's Happenin' thing. I used to LOVE that show.

Hey HEY Hey

Maybe you're the sassy little sister, Dee? Or is Sherri the only one allowed to be sassy? I'm so easily confused. Oh yes, that was quintessential 70s television. I especially loved the 2-part episode where Rerun gets pressured into bootlegging a Doobie Brothers concert. Now that, my friend, was quality programming for you.
 
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