The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[jw50]

Last edited by Frickles : Today at 12:31 PM. Reason: If anyone wants me to perform it at their child's b-day party, just pm me. o.k?

Frickles, do you perform for older kids birthdays in just your paper panties?

 

[Frickles]

VETTECHICK oh lordy you made me laugh out loud!

Did you know.....they actually do offer stripping classes at the Cheetah? huh? did ya? A girl who plays bunko with me has taken the class 2 times now and she was trying to get the rest of us to go with her. It was a great idea while buzzing off of liquid goodies...but not so much when you're sober and you think about waltzing in there with your friends in your lingerie for the lunch time strip tease 101 class.

 

[vettechick99]

So guys can take the class???

I have a Cheetah lifetime membership!!!

Tikiman, of course you can take the class! I'm an equal opportunity pole teacher. I turn no one away. As long as you bring your goats.

Ash, as long as you're the stalker, I'm good to go!

PP, wanna talk chickens?? This is one I met the other day. We'll call her Wilma. She is pure evil, I tell ya! PURE EVIL!

bok bok ba bcaaack!!

 

[Frickles]

Frickles, do you perform for older kids birthdays in just your paper panties?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Well I do declare that this thread is giving the coffee shop a run for it's money

 

[edcrbnsoul]

OK I'll pole dance but dont show these pics to anyone.

 

[AshClan]

Going to get my lunch so I'll be all set for the pole dancing lesson.........

DH would love it, but I'm not sure I'd be a pretty sight!! I don't have the same Vettechick-like figure that I had when I was in my 20s!!

 

[Tikiman]

Tikiman, of course you can take the class! I'm an equal opportunity pole teacher. I turn no one away. As long as you bring your goats.

Well that comment is REALLY going to get me in trouble. Maybe it is time I exit this thread!!!

Is it hot in here??

I don’t have any goats to bring but I am sure Lou has a few extra ones lying around as long as they don’t have to be virgin goats.

I do have some South American Beavers. Can they be replacements for the goats?

 

[Frickles]

OK I'll pole dance but dont show these pics to anyone.

You are hilarious!!! I remember that episode... oooweee it was funny! Which one are you more like Ed?

 

[sheridac]

HaleyB and Mr. Silly- Sept 30 - Oct 6 (MNSSHP Oct 5th)
SNAP and The Hooligans - Sept. 30 - Oct. 7 / MNSSHP Oct. 5
GeorgiaAr family: 9/29 - 10/7 (MNSSHP 10/5)
paslea_pooh and DH (mr.paslea_pooh) BWV Oct 1-Oct 5th No MNSSHP
Lewdyan1... I'm adding you, so consider yourself a Maelstromer now.
Horsegirl <----Yippee
sheridac <----- Tell your friend whatever she wants to hear. Maybe show her a picture of some hotties and say they are going?????
Grammyof2 <--- Just tell DH he agreed, that is what I did to Mr. Silly, don't you remember honey??? lol. We need you.
ANTSS2001 Sept 29- Oct 7th
Kim and the Mr (kpk89)
New England Eeyore yippee! you can come
DisneyMommyMichelle 9/29 - 10/6 (MNSSHP 10/5)
mrFDNY and Family 9/28 - 10/7 (MNSSHP 10/5)
Disnut25 is a maybe
spectrum-turbo and son is a maybe
luvmygoofy is also A MAYBE

Current Plans:
Oct 2nd Epcot- Maelstrom Meet
Meet on Oct 2nd around the Viking boat playground, be there by 11:30am
Photos with goofy hats and or our hands up a trolls nose
Ride Maelstrom (great goggly moogly we are going to need 2 boats)
Grab or do not grab a Fast Pass for a keepsake ()
Head over to Mexico and take over eating area (bring your weapons) and have some "ritas and a little chatting in person (maybe a lot)
Some of us will meet back up to watch Illuminations together (any one know a good spot? Maybe close to the International bridge?)

Optional, if you want to join us Sept 30 Magical Voyage.
$34.99 adult, $19.99 child.
See Wishes from the water, also view Electric light parade, dessert served, and story from Peter Pan at the end.
We need 2 more people to be able to try and book this. Books at 90 days out.

Haley!!! I am in. With my friend. Without my DH. Now remember people, what happens in Disney STAYS in Disney! Got it??

 

[sheridac]

Welcome back Ash! You were in the A-T-L and didn't you stop by and see me at the Cheetah?!?!?! What kinda of groupie are you? I'm taking away your card today.

ATTN all 'Stromers,

What: Pole dancing lessons

When: 2:30 today

Where: Center Stage at the Cheetah

Who: You, you stupid #$%^@#@

Why: What else do you have to do?

Don't Forget: Bring a comfortable change of clothes, yesterday's paper, and four mountain goats.

This is a very tough class, so I expect you all to be on time and raring to go. Bribes will absolutely NOT be refused. Especially rectangular bottles full of yummy goodness that one might keep in the freezer.

Hope to see you there!

Here is one of my best students from last year...​

Is the clothing optional?

 

[LaLa]

ATTN all 'Stromers,

What: Pole dancing lessons

When: 2:30 today

Where: Center Stage at the Cheetah

Who: You, you stupid #$%^@#@

Why: What else do you have to do?

Don't Forget: Bring a comfortable change of clothes, yesterday's paper, and four mountain goats.

This is a very tough class, so I expect you all to be on time and raring to go. Bribes will absolutely NOT be refused. Especially rectangular bottles full of yummy goodness that one might keep in the freezer.

Hope to see you there!

Here is one of my best students from last year...​

Is that Marky Mark???????????????

Looks like he's hangin' with the Funky Bunch.

 

[mickman1962]

Stopped by on a recommendation of one of your own. At 300+ pages I'll think I'll just start from here. Hello all, looks like this thread could be fun.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Can someone add the Grubbin & Boozin Chicken to the Maelstrom Meet?

Is this a relative of yours Ally?

 

[LaLa]

Can someone add the Grubbin & Boozin Chicken to the Maelstrom Meet?

He's a neighbor of ours.

PasleaPooh, are you the new Lou? You little clipart Queen, you.

 

[LaLa]

Hey my '89 bust a move friends. Lala....I can actually do some of the Michael Jackson 'beat it' dance from the video. I whipped out thoses skills while highly intoxicated one night at a country club of all places. Now whenever all my girlfriends and I are out dancing...all I hear is 'do the Michael Jackson thing'. I guess that is my hidden talent Mel.

Okay, which moves exactly? The sideways snap? Please tell me it's not the crotch grab.

A friend of mine does the Rerun. You remember that show 'What's Happenin'? Come on, you know you do. Well, Rerun, one of the characters, does this really cool unique dance and my best friend's DH can do it perfectly. Cracks us up everytime he does it.

 

[Grammyof2]

Grammy, How 'bout you put Grampy up....

Paslea you are killing me. I have a party to do. First the dang spices then the Ebay. I was laughing so hard I showed John. Now he wants to know WHY people are making fun of him on the internet. He wants to know if I told you we live in a high rise. Double wide trailer on block. Cause we do We call it an estate.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

hi all! woohoo i'm in the yearbook! i'm so flattered!

just wanted to say good morning before i go back and catch up!

I LOVE the clip art of grampy!!! That is a good idea though...hmmm maybe off to EBAY first, then to catch up

 

[AshClan]

Let me be the first to say Maelstrom!! to you.

Don't try to understand it all....just jump right in. It starts to make sense after a while

Who "referred" you??

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

oooo Pole Dancing lessons?!! Now this could really get me some good stuff in the end from Mr. DisneyMommyMichelle