The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Yzma and Kronk]

ATTENTION ALL MAELSTROMERS.

We are now on Page 2

I just logged on and made the save.

Nighty night!

Later Taters

YAKity YAK

Don't talk back

 

[MOMOFMNM]

ATTENTION ALL MAELSTROMERS.

We are now on Page 2

I just logged on and made the save.

Nighty night!

Later Taters

YAKity YAK

Don't talk back

yeah the chat room...

you know....

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

wow, no 100 pages to catch up on! hope everyone is having a good night!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

oh i am not in the DIS yearbook...how sad i will just go eat some worms....

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

oh i am not in the DIS yearbook...how sad i will just go eat some worms....

Look again, hot stuff!

 

[sheridac]

Hey Loubon. Everyone knows what I look like. I don’t hide from anyone but I am curious as to how long it took you to put on the makeup and dress up to take that fake tikiman photo. Was that from your Survivor application?

Just kidding. I know that is not you. That guy is in too good of shape!!!

I love a tiki with a sense of humor!

 

[Grammyof2]

Morning Maelstromers! Busy busy day here. Got to do all the party stuff. These people never heard of the word caterer. Just cause I have brains, looks and can cook they think I need to do it all.

Party starts at 8, don't be late. Hi all Keep a running update for me, please.

I'm off

 

[MOMOFMNM]

morning stromers

just letting ya'll know...after the heated chat room discussion last night....where I got caught exposing my melons to others by my dh...

this morning he wakes up and says "morning melons..."

OH GREAT....

its all good so don't worry.

nothing a little beaver, tail and melon midnight cocktail couldn't fix!!

Off to teach my students today!!


catch ya later....

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Morning everyone! Lots to do today, and I gotta go teach my class tomorrow, so likely won't be around much. Have a rgeat weekend!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[HaleyB]

Morning all
Melons aren't you tired today?
Did you all stay up long after I went to bed?

 

[vettechick99]

My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End

PP!

At least several times a week I begin a conversation with, "Today, on the DIS..."

Kory mocks me by saying, "And this one time, at band camp..."



I can't help it you guys are so interesting!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Morning all! Off to collect moolah from deadbeat dads. Catcha later!

 

[Frickles]

Cripes...I missed a good chat? Was there a "breastoff"??? Who won?!?!

Tink, you are gorgeous!!! Love the shirt too!!!!

Disneymommymichelle....you are in the yearbook now!!! It is so cute!

Hi to my sista's, neighbors, crushes...and all you maelstrom sweeties.

I am about to go and get all naked for a spray tan....anyone ever do that? It is sooooo embarassing....but better than cancer!

 

[horsegirl]

I love a tiki with a sense of humor!

oh me too, on your knees sher, it's time to kowtow

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hey All!

I hope you had a good chat last night. I was gonna try to drop by for my first ever chat - can you believe that - I've never chatted before

Anywho - DS had ice skating until late, then one of the skating coaches car died so I came to her rescue and didn't get home until way after the time DS should have been in bed.

Also have a busy weekend. Going to Stars on Ice tonight, DS returns from over the pond, Rents are staying the weekend, DD and DS making their First Communion and we are having 65 over for lunch on Sunday - AT OUR HOUSE!

Off to run errands.

 

[em'smom]

mornin all, maelstrom and all that

Mel, I am trying for the Dora tickets, radio contest started this week, you may have to settle for Dora at a Virginia Beach show, and the flight may cost more than the tickets, and i told ya I hung up my professional scalper license at 14. If I win 'em, those tickets are yours free and clear

Melons, I told ya that your man is good. Wait, my man, in your house ... ... oh darn it, well, take good care of my crush Keep him happy and all that.

The chats are fun and all, but how in the world are we supposed to function today? I think I had 3 hours sleep. I may need to join Grammy with a gallon of coffee in assorted DMVC mugs. ( I hope it was Grammy who was posting about the mug o the day)

Hi to everyone, here is some love for you all

and a boat for mommypoppins boys

 

[kpk89]

PP!

At least several times a week I begin a conversation with, "Today, on the DIS..."

Kory mocks me by saying, "And this one time, at band camp..."



I can't help it you guys are so interesting!

Vettechick, ME TOO!!!!!

Good morning, the rest of you late night chatters.

So, the discussion got heated, did it? Let me guess: Lou called out Tikiman, trying to defend his turf, and it came to fisticuffs of Survivor proportions.

Melons, who is a woman of peace, after all, whipped out her melons to calm the fray, causing everyone to stop in their tracks -- including Mr. Melons, who walked in at just the most inopportune moment to catch his wife frantically waving her melons at the computer screen.

She covered by saying, "I got a new web cam to pay for Poly concierge, baby! Nah, just kidding, these are for YOU!"

Am I close?

 

[horsegirl]

Vettechick, ME TOO!!!!!

Good morning, the rest of you late night chatters.

So, the discussion got heated, did it? Let me guess: Lou called out Tikiman, trying to defend his turf, and it came to fisticuffs of Survivor proportions.

Melons, who is a woman of peace, after all, whipped out her melons to calm the fray, causing everyone to stop in their tracks -- including Mr. Melons, who walked in at just the most inopportune moment to catch his wife frantically waving her melons at the computer screen.

She covered by saying, "I got a new web cam to pay for Poly concierge, baby! Nah, just kidding, these are for YOU!"

Am I close?

Vettechick and Kim, I am with ya. Okay nice summary kim, were your lurking last night under an assumed name like chapter 11? cuz that would be freaky....Kim i am gonna meet ya in orlando sweets

 

[kpk89]

I saw that!!!

That's whole ROW of dancing 'nanas just for you, my fellow representative of the north. When we bring our pasty white selves down there, everyone's going to need to shield their eyes!

Where will you stay??

 

[LaLa]

morning stromers

just letting ya'll know...after the heated chat room discussion last night....where I got caught exposing my melons to others by my dh...

this morning he wakes up and says "morning melons..."

OH GREAT....

its all good so don't worry.

nothing a little beaver, tail and melon midnight cocktail couldn't fix!!

Off to teach my students today!!


catch ya later....

So is it back to MOMOFMNM or are ya still Melons???????????????????

Seriously, my bad.

Yeah, that's me throwin the L sign to myself

And just because I know ya love it so.....

That was also for Horsey, Erin, Marky Mark, Judas Priest and especially Chapter 11. If I could find a slurp smilie, I'd put it there for ya Chappie. And then add a burping smilie afterwards. Man, they really need to work on getting some sounds on this board. Even if it would "make for compelling posts", Chapter 11, ya big nerd. Just kidding. Ly/MI

Okay HorseyBabyPonySlappitySlapSlapSchmookemsSchmoopyWoopyDoodlyDoo: Remember that rockin' website I told ya about last night? Well, I'm posting the link for ya.

This takes you to the Soundboards section. And guess what? They got Napoleon Dynamite, ZZUB. Yep. All the cute little sayings from the movie, like Can Ya Bring Me My Chapstick, Do The Chickens Have Large Talons, all that jazz, right there for your listening pleasure. You can listen to an actual prank call made with the ND soundboards. Pretty funny. Michael Jackson is on there PONGO. Even Sling Blade. I think that's the funniest one to me.

DH found this site and prankcalled me at work with the Forrest Gump one. I picked up and started the conversation and then he told me he wasn't a smart man and asked me to marry him. We had fun for DAYS with this sucker. I won't tell you what all we did on company time, but just believe me when I say, all the girls in the office had some serious laugh lines for a week straight. Seriously, listen to the SlingBlade prank call. It's Hilarious.

Okay, click on it. You won't be sorry. Then go make a prank call or two. Good times.


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml


I don't know if I'll be chattin tonight or not. I gotta stop stayin up so dang late. It's makin' me ugly. And apparently, I have an image to uphold.