The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[horsegirl]

Uh yeah, although I have nothing but love for the Tony Lama and thong wearing lug, flirting with him is just .... strange. Not, that there's anything wrong with that. And Rhonda, to answer a post from many pages ago, I love the Chairman of the Board, so we're still good. For summer lovin' at the BCV. Because you know that I'm hopelessly devoted to you. You are, as they say, the one that I want. Oooh, oooh, oooh. And all that.

where's the slap icon? gigilo!

 

[Mumbler]

Morning all! I feel like I should introduce myself a bit after I showed up at the chat and no one knew who the heck I was.

First off though - never say it's horseygirls birthday today cause that would mean we have the same birthday!!! Yep, 34 years on the planet as of today. It's also one of my good friends b-days today, but she's 4 years older so that's all good cause I always feel like a youngin' next to her!

Anywho - I have a DS that turned 9 last week and a DD that is 5 soon to be six and a lovely DH that feels neglected when I try to chat in the evenings!

So I can't show anybody up in the melons department and I'm not really thinkin' that my bottom is THONG-worthy, but I do have one little revelation....I have a piercing.....




in




my














bellybutton!!!!!

I'm currently sporting a little blue flower with a pink center. Very cute.

Oh, and my skills do not run toward computer technology. I mean I can put together one heck of a spreadsheet but cool avatars - not so much my thing.

And if you're wondering where Mumbler came from - it's the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp

OOOHHHHHHHH Johnny Depp MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

 

[horsegirl]

Morning all! I feel like I should introduce myself a bit after I showed up at the chat and no one knew who the heck I was.

First off though - never say it's horseygirls birthday today cause that would mean we have the same birthday!!! Yep, 34 years on the planet as of today. It's also one of my good friends b-days today, but she's 4 years older so that's all good cause I always feel like a youngin' next to her!

Anywho - I have a DS that turned 9 last week and a DD that is 5 soon to be six and a lovely DH that feels neglected when I try to chat in the evenings!

So I can't show anybody up in the melons department and I'm not really thinkin' that my bottom is THONG-worthy, but I do have one little revelation....I have a piercing.....




in




my














bellybutton!!!!!

I'm currently sporting a little blue flower with a pink center. Very cute.

Oh, and my skills do not run toward computer technology. I mean I can put together one heck of a spreadsheet but cool avatars - not so much my thing.

And if you're wondering where Mumbler came from - it's the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp

OOOHHHHHHHH Johnny Depp MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Happy birthday liitle mumbler. it is not my special day. It is yours! all for you you widdle wabbit you! Happy day honey!

 

[Grammyof2]

Morning all! This is gonna be a long one.

Paslea - THANK YOU for the update. Very informative.
I know what Tony Lamas are. Can't wait to hear about poop on a tree.
Know all about thongs. Sorry that Horseypony hubby wasn't impressesd. Have a toilet on my front lawn right now. Hubby is sitting on it. Doesn't everyone have a toilet out front.

LaLa - come to the party. Please don't bring your inlaws.

What was Mush doing here?

I am tired of telling you people about your feelings. Everyone is loved. Got it.
I am getting chapped lips from all the butt kissing.

Could we keep it down to 3 or 4 different screen names? A girl can only follow for so long.

Horseyponynordicchappielovingnothongwearinggirl- Could your name get any longer? When the heck did you become a therapist? I got a PM, yeah even I got 1 PM, that said you were a hooker. Cheap too. Now you went and walked to the other side of the tracks with GA. Geez, you really are my roomy. I went to lots of all girl schools. My poor Dad is so clueless. I have seen alittle doing the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself about. One time at band camp......

Ah, Tink. I so missed you. I am sure little Dick can get the job done. I saw the smile on your face. My own mom used to think the word horn y meant you were grouchy. She used to tell my DH, long before he was my DH, that I was horn y all the time. Asked him if there was anything he could do about? He always obliged her. Sweet DH

Pongo - love Dooney & Bourke.

My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End

to everyone.

Now I gotta cook, clean, work and pretend to be busy and not dissing while I am in my office.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

I need to start posting at the end before going back to catch up - just so everyone knows that I'm up and at 'em!

The java fix didn't work, so might have to go with the Mozilla Firefox download. But I'm used to IE, not that there's much difference.

But I couldn't get on AT ALL last night b/c DH is trying to fix the other computer, and there was something funky going on with the IP addresses for our home network. That's all I know (or want to know). The end result was: GASP! NO INTERNET ALL NIGHT!!!!!

I would think that was just to get me off the computer and paying attention to something else, but the kids were already asleep and he was working in the other room on the other computer, so I guess it was really down.

Horsey - Happy Birthday to Carson - I hope the cupcakes are yummy!

PP - hilarious update - great enjoyment.

I'm not asking for a chat update - I'm sure that would be too confusing. I will continue living in ignorance.

DMM - yeah - did you see my edit on that one? (It's a different thread people - just let it go . . .)

Okay, I have to start doing ACTUAL WORK in about 15 minutes, so probably won't be around much today - I'm desperately trying to fix the chat thing (still), maybe tonight I'll get a little pixie dust.

Later Gator, after while crocodile, see ya soon big baboon, i'll be back . . . YAK!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Snap--> love the pic so cute! oops i mean oooo ahhhhh
HorseGirl-->Happy Birthday to your DS!!!

okay now off to page 292

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Good Morning.

I'm kinda lost. Already. But I have a few things to note... AND then I have to blast for the day. Going into T.O. The Big Smoke. Have to leave in one hour.

Is it Babyhorseponygirliegoowithabunchofnewmadcrushesonwhokitten's B-Day????? Is it? If it is ~ Happy Birthday!!!!! Hugs and kisses from Me(l)!

Em's Mom ~ I desperately need 2 more tickets to "Dora Live on Stage" at the Hummingbird Centre for next week. Can you hook me up? PM me.

Yak ~ Yakkity yak, don't talk back. What candy are you having for breakfast? I need to live vicariously through others' food choices.

Kim ~ Hi!!!! I didn't realize I hadn't said "hello". Ok. I did. BUT... I heard tell that you were the meanest mother in the world and I was a little nervous to address you directly. AND... you forgot to edit. Sheesh.

Frickles ~ Wow. Nice picture. Finally. I was getting tired of borrowing ZZUBie's reading glasses to see you. Ok that's a lie. I snuck into his office and stole them. BTW. His office smells kinda bad. Like our vent. For some reason.

I know who Dick is now ~ Jamal's husband.

But who is FABIO????? Is MUSH named Fabio? Or is that only his "Edit Persona"?

Wow. Did you guys see the picture of that Maelstrom Wench? A few pages back. That picture is definitely NOT Me(l)! In fact, whoever that is, looks like she's about to fall forward due to some serious gravitational pull. Maybe it's Melons? But, Ed, please keep distorting my posts. It's troublesome. And somewhat inappropriate... yet, strangely, alluring. I think. Except that you make me sound like Lil' Grumpy. HI LIL' GRUMPY!!! Squeak squeak!

Sheridac ~ Mel and the happyhaunts are going May 6th to the 16th. And Tommy and I will be back Sept 28th to Oct 2nd. Tenatively. Or else the week before that. Trying to figure it out now. Maybe you can get the Travelling Mickey and deliver it to me, in May, after you sign it and take pictures?

Haley ~ Do you have a thing going for the Maelstrom Meet in the fall? I want to see if our schedule will fit it in.

Hi LOUBON!!! ~ Can you please post some pictures of Superglue and Deoderant today? Even though you're on "ignore".

Apparently... I don't know how to flirt. Oh well. Can't have it all.

Ok. That's what comes to mind for now.

Except for ~ Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Cheers, Mel.

 

[Shelby5514]

I'm still heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee! Thanks to modern technology, 16 cords, a cell phone, ac/dc converter, a whistle, a left shoe, two tubes of toothpaste-mint, not that BAM! crap, and my DH, I am in the car, on the highway and able to DIS!!! DISing on the way to a unrelative's funeral, life can't get much better than that.

Maelstrom!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

AUGHHH!! stop posting, how am i ever gonna catch up!!!!

Happy Birthday to Mumbler

GA--> caught the edit, but let me tell ya if you post and try and go back it doesn't work, i've been trying to get back forever now!!

hhhah....okay NOW back to 292

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I think it's SNAP not Sheridac who could pick up the Mickey in May.

Right?

I'm SO confuselled.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Is a fast pass???

okay i'm gone

 

[paslea_pooh]

Hi Mumbler...Nice to meetya.

Shelby..Sorry you have a funeral to go to. They're no fun. Unless of course you're going to one of Lala's relatives. Take lots of pics, k?


Lala...If that was over the top, just slap me. Wait, don't. I might sue you.


HorseypoodleywoodleybirthdayMaybegirl. If it's your birthday, then Happy to Ya. But I don't think it is.

I'm off for a bit. I need to do things in my REAL life. I have laundry,cleaning,budgeting, and I desperately need a pedicure! OH!!! And.....

I have to ship off Mr.Pooh's boots. Got a good price for them on Ebay!! SCORE! Someone in Georgia bought them?


You sorry bunch of wackos. Don't let me come back to 50 pages today. I can't stay up every night till 2am doing recaps.

Jamal and Grammy, I miss you both....

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End

to everyone.

Now I gotta cook, clean, work and pretend to be busy and not dissing while I am in my office.

OMG!!!! I had tears streaming down my face!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE talk Grampy into the meet - I really want to meet you - you amazin' woman you! And my mom would get a total kick out of you - she's a stitch, too!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Hi Mumbler...Nice to meetya.

Shelby..Sorry you have a funeral to go to. They're no fun. Unless of course you're going to one of Lala's relatives. Take lots of pics, k?


Lala...If that was over the top, just slap me. Wait, don't. I might sue you.


HorseypoodleywoodleybirthdayMaybegirl. If it's your birthday, then Happy to Ya. But I don't think it is.

I'm off for a bit. I need to do things in my REAL life. I have laundry,cleaning,budgeting, and I desperately need a pedicure! OH!!! And.....

I have to ship off Mr.Pooh's boots. Got a good price for them on Ebay!! SCORE! Someone in Georgia bought them?


You sorry bunch of wackos. Don't let me come back to 50 pages today. I can't stay up every night till 2am doing recaps.

Jamal and Grammy, I miss you both....

Paslea, PLEASE do not send those boots back to Georgia. I asked him to Goodwill them for 7 years!!

 

[Mumbler]

I'm off to work,
actually I'm at work but now I'm going to actually go and do some work now, in the lab away from the computer.
Have a good day all!!!!

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

I think it's SNAP not Sheridac who could pick up the Mickey in May.

Right?

I'm SO confuselled.

Confuzzlement be gone!

Yes, I can pick up and deliver the Mickey. Just tell me where and when.

 

[horsegirl]

Morning all! This is gonna be a long one.

Paslea - THANK YOU for the update. Very informative.
I know what Tony Lamas are. Can't wait to hear about poop on a tree.
Know all about thongs. Sorry that Horseypony hubby wasn't impressesd. Have a toilet on my front lawn right now. Hubby is sitting on it. Doesn't everyone have a toilet out front.

LaLa - come to the party. Please don't bring your inlaws.

What was Mush doing here?

I am tired of telling you people about your feelings. Everyone is loved. Got it.
I am getting chapped lips from all the butt kissing.

Could we keep it down to 3 or 4 different screen names? A girl can only follow for so long.

Horseyponynordicchappielovingnothongwearinggirl- Could your name get any longer? When the heck did you become a therapist? I got a PM, yeah even I got 1 PM, that said you were a hooker. Cheap too. Now you went and walked to the other side of the tracks with GA. Geez, you really are my roomy. I went to lots of all girl schools. My poor Dad is so clueless. I have seen alittle doing the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself about. One time at band camp......

Ah, Tink. I so missed you. I am sure little Dick can get the job done. I saw the smile on your face. My own mom used to think the word horn y meant you were grouchy. She used to tell my DH, long before he was my DH, that I was horn y all the time. Asked him if there was anything he could do about? He always obliged her. Sweet DH

Pongo - love Dooney & Bourke.

My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End

to everyone.

Now I gotta cook, clean, work and pretend to be busy and not dissing while I am in my office.

AHhahahahaaaaaaaaa! Grammy, what happened to ya last night? Too fast for that old mind? Geesh, you pop in with that hot ID, finally out yourself and walk out the door. I am not, and never have been anything even close to a lady of the night. Everything I do is in my head, unfortunately. I have been a therapist for 12 years. It is time for some analysis for me.....especially in light of recent developlments here.... It is mumblers birthday. After sufficient hommage has been paid to her, I am popping a pic or two back up for mommyp and judas priest, per their requests. Melly, I so have to frost cupcakes and will pm you today. If you are going to be their to the maelstrom, meet. GDit I am going to have to come. Even if it is between contempo and hawaii and no kids or dh, geesh, there is not going to be any christmas in my house!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

okay i'm all about a recap that would help us all!

What is this Chat/Coffee shop that we all talk about? is it 'members only' and are there jackets?

oo gotta run the diaper is a smellin' and hangin' low! i hate wake-up time!

still only on page 295

 

[Chapter 11]

And on to page 301. That was quick. Horseypoodlepoodlepoo -- happy birthday to your son. Can't believe you were up making cupcakes so early in the morning after the late night we had last night. Johnny Depp? You're leaving me for Johnny Depp? What's he got that I don't have? I mean, besides good hair ... and lots of money ... and talent .... and, oooookay, light is beginning to dawn. But will he love you like I do? I think not. Will he recite you passages from his favorite bankruptcy code sections? Pssshaw. Will he bail you out of jail when you get arrested for slapping him around? Hmmph. Please, please come back!!!

 

[paslea_pooh]

My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End

Dear Sweet Grammy.... I need to pull out the Depends again!!!! I laughed so hard, tears are coming down my face. That was awesome! I'm gonna need to work on my Kegels!

I miss you. Quit going to your stupid summer house. Or get some internet connection over in that mansion of yours. You are priceless!!!!

I might print that out.....I will.....Mr.Pooh needs to pee in his pants too.


Grocery List
milk
bread
2 cases of Depends diapers
16 bottles of assorted spices