Never before done in the History of Maelstrom, I , DH (which I hope stands for Darling Husband and not Dead Head or D **K Head) will be making a guest post.
Ok ZUBB, I got you beat on this one! I fear puke more than Superman fears Krptonite or in keeping with the Dis board spirit more than Woody feared Buzz taking over his gig
Anyway, Here we go
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Dim the lights, turn down the heat, and break out the garlic cloves
No oregano allowed and especially no blue pills
that means you Grammy
And MarkyMark please say a prayer as I start. Polymelonmom, please tear your self away from tikimans website and Mel, stay out of the pool .
I was 3 years old and I thought the Boogey Man was real and I had nightmares of the Frito Bandito man coming out of my closet and stealing my Razzles.
My oldest brother Joe would feel it coming on. The dark cloud in his head as he called it. It would start with a headache and then a couple of hours later, the puking would start. I will never forget the sound. A cross between a squealing lamb, stepping on a cats tail and the ghost sounds from the Haunted Mansion all rolled into one. The puking would go on for hours and after a while Linda Blairs puke looked prettier. I would cover myself in pillows but the sound still made it through. That in of itself would be enough to scare anyone, never mind a 3 year old, but heres the worst part. The doctors could not find the cause. So my mother decided that it had to be a possession (not the greasy Italian food she was making)
She would pray over my brother and rebuke the devil within. Turns out, as medical science developed, the greasy Italian food caused gallbladder attacks.
I am now on a 33 year Non-Puking Streak. I was afraid, If I puked, I would unleash the gates of h*ll. I have been sick with my stomach many times in my life have and developed breathing exercises and moaning techniques to keep the puke down.. I thinking I may have inadvertently invented Lamaze.
I have to stop taking about it because I just threw a little in my mouth
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Guest DH signing off
hopefully it was coach, outlet, not full price. but don't tell sher I said that. I am sure she refuses to buy anything on sale that bling, bling diva!
I never went back to see what I said... who was on with me? Did I say anything I need to edit? Is it way too late for that? Thank goodness there is no tag fairy on this thread (except lou).
