The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[FSUMARCHIEF]

I was kidding about pulling the story.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[jamal]

candy...yuuuummm....

diet....ick.

BY DEFINITION:
Malstromers are those who like to Maelstrom...requiring the prerequisite fastpass for entry. Maelstomers are those who have a blatant disreguard for offending, hurting, stalking, puking on or pooping on, and shooting others.They tend to throw up in their mouths just a little on occasion. Some go to church, others have Bloody Mary's and cheap wine, most Maelstromers love the 80's but are split on the affection towards one Barr-E. Mantelow...Some preach,some teach, some therapize and others tend bar...in legal terms....some eat candy while others work on rock hard abs, buns and melons????? Maelstomers are highly volitile and sensitive, they may kiss your balding head or daydream of some naked by a lake on a laptop...while others set the scope on the rifle for your left eye...and ear...Maelstromers are partiers who can "drop it like its hot" and pick a mean banjo. They are one sweet ride.

Maelstrom!

 

[horsegirl]

nevernevernever, dearest PMM
See, HG saw my Trip report about lemon drops and added them to her siggie to make me all jealous of her since I just got back and can't go again for 100,000 years, probably. So she said come on and now I saw her pic and now we might just all need to get in our cars, get an ADR for Cal. Grill, have a lemon drop (or 3 max), watch Wishes, and go home. Wouldn't that be fun? Somebody plan and fund it.. Maybe Mel since her DH is a celebrity.

I so did not add it to my siggie to make you jealous you silly child. I so put it in my siggie cuz I love em too and wanted to give a special prop to a special mom and T reporter! You take it back. And I agree Mr. Mel should fund a total maelstrom meet! You bettter come! DJ and I are doing CG alone, and the kiddies will be in neverland...we'd love some adult company.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

BY DEFINITION:
Malstromers are those who like to Maelstrom...requiring the prerequisite fastpass for entry. Maelstomers are those who have a blatant disreguard for offending, hurting, stalking, puking on or pooping on, and shooting others.They tend to throw up in their mouths just a little on occasion. Some go to church, others have Bloody Mary's and cheap wine, most Maelstromers love the 80's but are split on the affection towards one Barr-E. Mantelow...Some preach,some teach, some therapize and others tend bar...in legal terms....some eat candy while others work on rock hard abs, buns and melons????? Maelstomers are highly volitile and sensitive, they may kiss your balding head or daydream of some naked by a lake on a laptop...while others set the scope on the rifle for your left eye...and ear...Maelstromers are partiers who can "drop it like its hot" and pick a mean banjo. They are one sweet ride.

Very well put!

 

[paslea_pooh]

candy...yuuuummm....

diet....ick.

BY DEFINITION:
Malstromers are those who like to Maelstrom...requiring the prerequisite fastpass for entry. Maelstomers are those who have a blatant disreguard for offending, hurting, stalking, puking on or pooping on, and shooting others.They tend to throw up in their mouths just a little on occasion. Some go to church, others have Bloody Mary's and cheap wine, most Maelstromers love the 80's but are split on the affection towards one Barr-E. Mantelow...Some preach,some teach, some therapize and others tend bar...in legal terms....some eat candy while others work on rock hard abs, buns and melons????? Maelstomers are highly volitile and sensitive, they may kiss your balding head or daydream of some naked by a lake on a laptop...while others set the scope on the rifle for your left eye...and ear...Maelstromers are partiers who can "drop it like its hot" and pick a mean banjo. They are one sweet ride.

That's cute Jen....

That should be added to the first page right under Mel's poem.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

candy...yuuuummm....

diet....ick.

BY DEFINITION:
Malstromers are those who like to Maelstrom...requiring the prerequisite fastpass for entry. Maelstomers are those who have a blatant disreguard for offending, hurting, stalking, puking on or pooping on, and shooting others.They tend to throw up in their mouths just a little on occasion. Some go to church, others have Bloody Mary's and cheap wine, most Maelstromers love the 80's but are split on the affection towards one Barr-E. Mantelow...Some preach,some teach, some therapize and others tend bar...in legal terms....some eat candy while others work on rock hard abs, buns and melons????? Maelstomers are highly volitile and sensitive, they may kiss your balding head or daydream of some naked by a lake on a laptop...while others set the scope on the rifle for your left eye...and ear...Maelstromers are partiers who can "drop it like its hot" and pick a mean banjo. They are one sweet ride.

Ya ya sista.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I was kidding about pulling the story.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

dude!!! dont even think about it!!!(dude dude dude)

I appreciate raunchy humor, how many times are you going to make me repeat that line???

 

[HaleyB]

Originally Posted by edcrbnsoul

Woid on da street is sombody is talkin trash 'bout Sheridac

Who????

Me?

Heh, heh?

No silly. Not you.

 

[horsegirl]

I was kidding about pulling the story.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Ah ha ha if you were, you're a chain yanker, are ya? Another way to get some props, perhaps? Fine, you have em, and while we are at it. You don't look like a big boy, and even if you were, we all think your a very attractive man as is rhonda, an attractive gal. Now excuse me while I get out on the streets to get a little wiser....

 

[jw50]

Woid on da street is sombody is talkin trash 'bout Sheridac

ZZubb is crusin' for a brusin'

 

[sheridac]

Woid on da street is sombody is talkin trash 'bout Sheridac

My hero!

 

[jamal]

I so did not add it to my siggie to make you jealous you silly child. I so put it in my siggie cuz I love em too and wanted to give a special prop to a special mom and T reporter! You take it back. And I agree Mr. Mel should fund a total maelstrom meet! You bettter come! DJ and I are doing CG alone, and the kiddies will be in neverland...we'd love some adult company.

Sweeeeet!!!! PMM, Horsegirl, and I are getting up a suite or two at the Poly Concierge someday. We'll be monorailin over to the CR for some fine lemon drops like it better always say in your sig, HG , utilizing melons (cuz I'm there too baby) when required, and hanging at the volcano pool...but I'll be in a caftan if I do the DDP again. Ooh..thinking about all that food made me..guess what...throw up in my mouth. Just a little.

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

you all are the cutest lil' groupin i ever been a part of...of course,
bear in mind [ok,body too]...this is the first time i ever posted.

here's a quickie [ ok young-gums-- once upon a time that was the
in thingy]...please say you're old enough to digest thingy??

ok..you guys are better than chicken soup for the soul! i'm
laughing my guts all over the place so my wife "requested" i move
our 'puter into the downstairs bathroom...can the basement be
far away? ok..i need somesupport here! that's it!! chickin ,chunks
and all!

everything i commented on was for whatever...made u feel good.
it is a.] funny or b.] scary ..understanding thingys that were meant
not to be understood. you'all be great in research! what could be..
your're first topic matter?....well there's a renegade hidding behind
the name of Zzub..oops..that's mr.Zzub.

on my gramblin!!!man...grammy class of 75, oh,no,,mr.bill!!!! that's worst
than i thought....i am no longer older than the hills...but grammy too.
forthe sakes of peter pan..please mel get the general on here! p.s.
i like kitty kats!! [i'mnot makin that out]

ok..if you wear one of those kool & meet at mel/stormers i'll bestow
one of our cure/adorable and a face anyone can love..guinea pig...
here's asecret..know how i gittin back for them messin up all over
their cages????? after dark /wife poo/and lil princess to bed...i eat
their lilcarrots..in front of'em.

for an at/at ..i think you deserve the best tag they got!!!by the way
is that like a pinning? in that case..i'll love the honors to pinned the
"girl most likely to digest/reguri-ating for the sake of ..hemp/no ,
..maw berry wine/no..polly-poly melons/no..for the sake of billy
waterson including calvin hobbes! yep you deserve the very best!
cholocolate. here's one of my wifey poo secret..she thinks she
so clever..hiding chocolate under her side ofthe bed. hey? you
don't think......she pullin a fast one...? Women!! why so complicated?

dwats?? this is disney!!!remember i substituted made up curse words
to keep it kid freindly!! there are other than dwats. it happens too
bee a refernce too a squating action that sorta explained the difference
between pixie dilured & a rooster tail. or you could keep it simple
by comparing it to an at/at = MR.Zzub's

 

[sheridac]

ZZubb is crusin' for a brusin'

My other hero!

 

[horsegirl]

My other hero!

ok sher-i jsut watched the master. look at how quick you got the love!. I saw your little damsel in distress signal over there. That's how you do it? play hurt and helpless. Okay, can I hijack this? Mel wanted to shoot me, and Zzub is glad. Someone sick em, sick em. Not melly, cuz we made up....

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I gotta go to bed guys...I have this thing called "class" with these people called "Students" tomorrow at 7am...

nitey nite ya'll

jamal you know I am kickin' it with you in that suite...with a huge pineapple fillled with tons of rum and other cool stuff...I am there!!!

concierge huh???

i think i may have married the wrong man for that kind of trip

 

[LaLa]

Oh, and I hope my sharing of that story didn't offend anyone or make you think less of me. Someone made a comment on here that made me think about it. And I must say I think it is the funniest thing I have ever heard in church.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Markety Mark Mark Mark-

You know we were just kiddin' with ya, right? The story was hilarious. The fact that it was in church in front of a bunch of college age kids made it even funnier.

We love ya Marky Mark. Keep the stories comin'.

 

[sheridac]

ok sher-i jsut watched the master. look at how quick you got the love!. I saw your little damsel in distress signal over there. That's how you do it? play hurt and helpless. Okay, can I hijack this? Mel wanted to shoot me, and Zzub is glad. Someone sick em, sick em. Not melly, cuz we made up....

We will allow this.

 

[Loubon]

Hey backwards Buzz lay off of Sheri and Horsegirl.

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

I think we're headed out too folks. It's 11:30 already for crying out loud. Rhonda's reading my trip report again - the one I printed out. She's already like halfway through. She's a fast reader! Guess I'll have to miss out on the famous picture from Mel!

Blessings!
MarkyMark