The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[kpk89]

Hiya!

Anybody miss me? I'm falling behind.

k, that was 10 pages ago and not one response, so apparently not. I'm laughing because there's no pouting smilie, and if you can't laugh at yourself then you're pathetic, right?

Seriously. I had a really cute family friendly story that didn't involve spices, semi-aquatic mammals, or floss-like underwear -- is that why nobody read it? Sheesh.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

it seems I left out a few people in the perfect woman here:

jamals ability to drop coin for CONCIERGE at the POLY..SNOB
GACATS ability to fix holes in ripped thongs
javamoms ability to find sweeeet avatars
and who can leave out VETTECHICK? THAT girl is smokin'
and what about Princess Aurora? her ability to vacation with GRUMPY out of love for her friend is selfless...(i would have kicked him in his man melons)

and lala again (YOU MAKE WANNA....) cas she has a good makeout song...

who else???????

hmmm??? who??? bring it on

 

[Shelby5514]

omg shelby


get it right: its THROW UP in my mouth a little

and when Mel HH gets back you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO busted!! She is going to shoot you for saying that about her in a sz 4 bikini....

maybe I am mistaken...do you mean HER in the bathing suit would make you wana puke or were you saying you hate her for being so BEAUTIFUL?? (cuz Sheridac can sympathize with that, right beaver??? )

OOps! Yes, seeing Mel in her size freakin' four will make me THROW UP in my mouth a little...casue Mel is

. I HATE her, I HATE her like I HATE carbs. I HATE her like I HATE carbs and ice cream, from cold stone, with brownies smashed in. THAT'S how much I HATE Mel in a size freakin' 4! Actually it's not Mel I HATE, it's the size freakin' 4. If it were, say a size 5, it wouldn't bother me so much. Oh crap, that would be a Juniors size, yeah, I would HATE that too. I guess I'll just carry an extra fanny pack around. Speaking of throw up, the cat just yak'd...I'll spare you the details.

(Mel...I don't HATE you, I hate the size sewn into your bikini, so could you PLEASE cut out the tag, that way when I see you at the pool, we'll be friends and can drink our Mai Tai's together? LY/MI )

Now that I've walked my 12,000+ steps, I guess i should clean up the yak and then tan. If I'm not in a size freakin' 4 at least I can be tan. Someone, somewhere once said that fat looks smaller when tan...I agree 1000% percent! (I know I'm deluded, humor me please!)

 

[Chapter 11]

Seriously. I had a really cute family friendly story that didn't involve spices, semi-aquatic mammals, or floss-like underwear -- is that why nobody read it? Sheesh.

Boy, did you bring that story to the wrong thread tonight. Or for that matter, last night. And the night before that, and ... well, was this thread ever about wholesome things?

 

[MOMOFMNM]

KPK tell us how you really feel!!!

sorry!! about the clean story I mean...I read...then went to the gutter...sooooo soooorrrry LYMI...Can we cyberkiss and make up??



RHONDA:

do you have to take care of him when he is sick??? wow...I will PRAY FOR YOU...how bout that

is that your small child typing?? Wesley???? let daddy back on the puter, we need adult men on the maelstrom, ok sweetie???

 

[sheridac]

it seems I left out a few people in the perfect woman here:

jamals ability to drop coin for CONCIERGE at the POLY..SNOB
GACATS ability to fix holes in ripped thongs
javamoms ability to find sweeeet avatars
and who can leave out VETTECHICK? THAT girl is smokin'
and what about Princess Aurora? her ability to vacation with GRUMPY out of love for her friend is selfless...(i would have kicked him in his man melons)

and lala again (YOU MAKE WANNA....) cas she has a good makeout song...

who else???????

hmmm??? who??? bring it on

uummm I am not exactly sure I would like to be known for my beaver

 

[tink38]

Attention Everyone

tink Needs Attention

Gee, what tipped you off? LOL.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

it seems I left out a few people in the perfect woman here:

jamals ability to drop coin for CONCIERGE at the POLY..SNOB
GACATS ability to fix holes in ripped thongs
javamoms ability to find sweeeet avatars
and who can leave out VETTECHICK? THAT girl is smokin'
and what about Princess Aurora? her ability to vacation with GRUMPY out of love for her friend is selfless...(i would have kicked him in his man melons)

and lala again (YOU MAKE WANNA....) cas she has a good makeout song...

who else???????

hmmm??? who??? bring it on

Okay, I don't really know what the ignore function does anyway, I just wasn't willing to flip so easily . . .

Seriously, how could I ignore any of you? If you ignore a problem . . .

Okay, I'm trying to find Tink some attention - does she need positive or negative attention. I am not tracking well today.

 

[sheridac]

OOps! Yes, seeing Mel in her size freakin' four will make me THROW UP in my mouth a little...casue Mel is

. I HATE her, I HATE her like I HATE carbs. I HATE her like I HATE carbs and ice cream, from cold stone, with brownies smashed in. THAT'S how much I HATE Mel in a size freakin' 4! Actually it's not Mel I HATE, it's the size freakin' 4. If it were, say a size 5, it wouldn't bother me so much. Oh crap, that would be a Juniors size, yeah, I would HATE that too. I guess I'll just carry an extra fanny pack around. Speaking of throw up, the cat just yak'd...I'll spare you the details.

(Mel...I don't HATE you, I hate the size sewn into your bikini, so could you PLEASE cut out the tag, that way when I see you at the pool, we'll be friends and can drink our Mai Tai's together? LY/MI )

Now that I've walked my 12,000+ steps, I guess i should clean up the yak and then tan. If I'm not in a size freakin' 4 at least I can be tan. Someone, somewhere once said that fat looks smaller when tan...I agree 1000% percent! (I know I'm deluded, humor me please!)

and it doesnt jiggly as much either

 

[horsegirl]

k, that was 10 pages ago and not one response, so apparently not. I'm laughing because there's no pouting smilie, and if you can't laugh at yourself then you're pathetic, right?

Seriously. I had a really cute family friendly story that didn't involve spices, semi-aquatic mammals, or floss-like underwear -- is that why nobody read it? Sheesh.

Kimywhimmyswimmyswishy- I am here, baby. I will listen. I was just reading to my babies and giving poor dj alittle attention. and trying to right the wrong of someone posting my **** as a big and ugly image. Tell your story, hon, I will listen.....

 

[MOMOFMNM]

OOps! Yes, seeing Mel in her size freakin' four will make me THROW UP in my mouth a little...casue Mel is

. I HATE her, I HATE her like I HATE carbs. I HATE her like I HATE carbs and ice cream, from cold stone, with brownies smashed in. THAT'S how much I HATE Mel in a size freakin' 4! Actually it's not Mel I HATE, it's the size freakin' 4. If it were, say a size 5, it wouldn't bother me so much. Oh crap, that would be a Juniors size, yeah, I would HATE that too. I guess I'll just carry an extra fanny pack around. Speaking of throw up, the cat just yak'd...I'll spare you the details.

(Mel...I don't HATE you, I hate the size sewn into your bikini, so could you PLEASE cut out the tag, that way when I see you at the pool, we'll be friends and can drink our Mai Tai's together? LY/MI )

Now that I've walked my 12,000+ steps, I guess i should clean up the yak and then tan. If I'm not in a size freakin' 4 at least I can be tan. Someone, somewhere once said that fat looks smaller when tan...I agree 1000% percent! (I know I'm deluded, humor me please!)

yes it was I that said fat looks better brown

this is true 100%...

and I can do a 7 JR...does that count??? Not a 5 so will you like me???

I am not a 4 in ladies either...I need a tuck of the tummy....even after 200 abs a night...still...and a 40 pound loss...ick....
I feel ya shelb

 

[pongoperdigirl]

What's wrong with frat boys, exactly?

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

I dated a frat boy once...he went to Georgia Tech... (ugh I know girls what was I thinkin... I'ma UGA girl..but let me tell you he was HOT HOT HOT and then some) he broke my little heart...

 

[MOMOFMNM]

TINK

YOU HAVE A TAG AND I HATE YOU..HOW ABOUT THAT???


I WANNA TAG!! WWAAAAA!!!! THROWING A FIT HERE!!!!

I wanna see you in our matching T's too but if your melons are bigger, higher or better proportioned than mine we are gonna have to sword fight with guns...ok???

 

[kpk89]

who else???????

hmmm??? who??? bring it on

psssst!

over here!

 

[sheridac]

hey! I Have Been Making Funnies You People. Aren't Any Of You Paying Attention?

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

I'm here melongirl. Talking to Rhonda and playing games.

You're gonna come by the house? When?

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

'kay TinkinaDrink, this is for you, but I think it's probably a little small and I can't figure out how to make it bigger and still fit in the upload restrictions.

And I accused MarkyMark of being computer illiterate?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 09:23 PM. Reason: that edit should be here. judas priest is distracting me

I am sooo not! YOu said you could multi-task right???


I think I may have to take me own melon picture...put you all to shame

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

hey! I Have Been Making Funnies You People. Aren't Any Of You Paying Attention?

Dear Sher,

This is an attempt to soothe your attention needing ego. Yes, we caught the funnies and they were quite hilarious. You are sooooo funny! Hot snot.

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

 

[javamom]

Mad Props to Tink​

She's awwwwsome!

And COOl

and ohhhh soo sweet


She makes us want to smile

and


Can you feel the ?