Big son says, "Mom I know all 50 states........there's Alabama, Georgia..."
Little son breaks in, "HOLD ON! I can burp the ABCs!"
"Mississippi, Virginia........"
Little son starts talking in a BIG gravelly voice "A, B, C........"
"Washington, Idaho, Ohio........"
"D, E, F......"
"Oklahoma, Kansas, West Virginia........"
"H, R, J, K........." (he says R instead of I there)
"Colorado, New Mexico........"
"L, M, N, O........"
Okay, you can see where that's going right? They both end at about the same time. I tell them both good job, and Little Son says to Big Son, "That was super!"
Little Son has a lisp.
So big son, using a lisp, says "My name is Sammy Sprinkler, how do you do?"
Little Son says, "Mom, where is this location?" (No, really, he did)
Big son says, ".......some people make fun of my speech....." (still lisping)
Little son says, "I mean is it North or West or where from our house?"
Big son says, "It's Northwest."
Little son says, "How do you know?"
Big son says, "I watched the news, the wind is blowing from the East."
Little son says, "How do the airplanes stay up when the wind blows?"
Big son says, "God doesn't let them fall."
Little son says, "Oh."
Then they started singing, "Zipadee doo dah, Zipadee Ay, My oh My what a wonderful day........"
