The Mad Chatters thread Part 5

[paigevz]

Think I'll go with Dr. Frankenfurter...............don't think I can do the man himself, might go against family board policies.............so I'll have the lips..........

 

[paigevz]

Teresa left.........I'll never know if she was offended by my Schmiegel, Dobby, or the lips......................

 

[paigevz]

A few other thread responses to amuse my friends when they get here (and because if I don't do something, I'm gonna feel too sorry for myself and start bawling like a little baby).

From Al's What do you do when you see someone in a public restroom leave without washing their hands? thread:

Quote:
Originally Posted by hpygrll
I'm not disagreeing - but I have a lot of friends who are self proclaimed "germaphobes" - who sanitize everything - all the time. Guess who's sick the most? The germaphobes!!!!!

A little dirt can be good for you!!!!!

Jenny




So the question is: Do they often get sick BECAUSE they are germaphobes or are they germaphobes BECAUSE they often get sick?

Paige

From Random Thoughts:

Quote:
Originally Posted by paigevz
When my mom and dad shop at the "bent can store" and they get the cans without the labels on them...........I swear they wait until I come to visit to decide 3 or 4 unlabeled cans will make a good lunch....................

The worst combo ever was pineapple, evaporated milk, and hominy.

Do you think they REALLY like me? I have my doubts................

Paige


I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. Really. You are laughing, right?
__________________
Michele


How could I not?

Paige

From Stupid Ways YOu've Hurt Yourself:

I have two:

I jumped on a trampoline after taking muscle relaxants and snapped one of the big ligaments in my knee. 18 months, two operations and a series of braces later, I could resume normal activity. Soooo stupid.

I put both my Siberian Huskies on one lead. You know what they do right? Dragged me down the driveway, breaking my arm.

Just bumping my stories again...........since I know none of my buddies read back...............

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Paige are you talking to yourself again?

 

[paigevz]

Yes, thank God you're here....................

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Did I miss anything interesting going on here today?

 

[paigevz]

Oh my, have you seen this? It's from chell's unwelcome thread:

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

 

[paigevz]

Did I miss anything interesting going on here today?

Um, no.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Oh my, have you seen this? It's from chell's unwelcome thread:

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Is this guy for real?

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Paige please tell me you haven't been here since I left this morning.

 

[paigevz]

I haven't been here since you left this morning.................

 

[paigevz]

Is this guy for real?

Sadly, I believe he is................

 

[paigevz]

I haven't been here since you left this morning.................

You're reading back to check, aren't you?

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

I just got home from Tar-jay with my middle daughter. It's always hit or miss with me at that store. Today was hit.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

You're reading back to check, aren't you?

No I'm not. I really hate that. I just jump in and go. That's why I always ask what did I miss. If anything good happened someone will tell me.

 

[paigevz]

No I'm not. I really hate that. I just jump in and go. That's why I always ask what did I miss. If anything good happened someone will tell me.

Or so you hope....................

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

How are you feeling Paige? Did little son come down with the same bug today?

 

[paigevz]

How are you feeling Paige? Did little son come down with the same bug today?

I feel absolutely crappified.......................

Little Son has an obvious cold, runny nose and sneezing , but hasn't complained of headache or sore throat.........no fever.

Thanks for asking.

So what'd you get at Tarjay?

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

For me nothing. My DD got four bra's her first. She is in fifth grade and flat as a pancake but it's the age that the girls start wearing them. Her friends have them so you know. Let's see two tank/cami's with sparkles all over them. One long sleeve hoodie type shirt and a pair of pants.

Then of course the stuff that doesn't count. Nail polish, purse, socks. It was just one of those days. She was thrilled because it was just the two of us. When you add the teenager in the mix it's not pretty.

 

[paigevz]

I used to BEG my mother to take me shopping without my brothers...............the nearest mall was over the mountains 2 hours away. Never did get to, because it would've been too much of a waste of time/money...........she combined shopping with dentist/dr appointments, so we always were together.