Hey, hags!! Sorry I missed the party...had to work, DAMMIT!

So happy to see all of you today!!
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I've heard talk of a sexual harassment lawsuit. Even wax people have standards about violations of their personal space.
Sadly, this is true. Groping a baseball legend is maybe not the best way to score points with the museum peeps.
Oh crap, I'm late to the party! Whats new hags?
If I won the lottery I would get liposuctioned head to toe. And every Coach bag known to man.
BTW, that spider did bite Bonnie, but no super powers were bestowed. He kind of curled up in a fetal position and I swear I saw him shed a small tear.

yes, that's exactly what happened! Bex was there...she is the one who took the photo! Angus was there too!
Ok, it sure didn't take long for me to kill this thread. Maybe I should leave and join the threadkillers thread.
No one kills a thread like you do, Squidward!
Caroline, you a thread killer?!? Bite your tongue!
Nah, never happen.
Hi, all! Caroline and Bonnie invited me to stop by...
Kristi!! So happy to see you, lady! I'd offer you tea and crumpets, but apparently this thread is all about the liquor these days!
Yay - Kristi is here!
Happy Belated birthday Bonnie hag!
Thank you so much, Squid!! How thoughtful of you!
...yeah, fishface invited me too.....
Yay! Kim's here!

How can that be beat?
...you were dropped on your head when you were a child, weren't you??
You promised not to mock me about that!
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the only TRUE hag is GRUMPY PIRATE......
Soooo truuuuuue.
I thought I was seeing things when I saw Mad Chatter on the CB. One more haglet checking in. Why am I always late to the party? Never mind, don't answer that.
Tricia!! How's it going, lady?
.....sooooooo, lemme get this straight - ya gotta be a HAG (or some version thereof) to post on this thread???

...........okay, I'm good....
Yes, you do have to be a hag. But you've got that covered, Kim!
Mmmmm, yummy drinks are a sure way to get the party started! I'm glad no one is bringing tea and crumpets or curds and whey.
I like tea and crumpets, thank you!
Okay, now that the party is going - where is Bon hag???
Here I be, Squidward!
