The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[Toot Sweet]

What is it with certain men and cell phones? Sheesh. I honestly have never looked at my DW's cell phone NOR done any Googling/phone number looking up of any numbers on our cell phone bill.

A few nights ago I was in my living room and kept hearing a beep-beep noise in my kitchen and it was NOT stopping and it was annoying the heck out of me. Well, it turns out that DW's phone beep-beeps whenever you miss a call and don't check the "missed calls" list. I tracked the beep-beep down to her phone and realized it was because she had a missed call BUT even then I truly felt bad pulling up the missed call info (DW was asleep for the night and had been for about 2 or 3 hours) because it is not MY freakin' phone! I told her right away the next day that I had checked that call and WHY I did so.

Interestingly, I just looked and I have the names of 23 women in my cell phone address book -- some of whom are quite hotT even. God forbid you work with some men Squiddy (about 6 of the 23 females are work associates of mine).

-- Rob

Your wife has nothing to worry about....cause I never gave you MY cell number, Rob. I just didn't wanna tempt you and cause problems for you two. Tell her she can rest easy...I'm gonna keep my number to myself.

 

[Squidrific]

Squidward!! You suck! Just sayin....

Yeah I know and honestly I have no problem with that!

I'm gonna keep my number to myself.

OH the fun of blackmail!!!!!

 

[Goofster57]

Hi Keith! I don't know you, but I'm being friendly-like! Hope you're having a great day. Tell us all about yourself!

Hey Bonnie,
Glad your being nice to me, Squiddy had me running scared about you for a while.

I used to hang out with a bunch of these nuts on another thread so I thought I had better check this one out to see if they were behaving....NOT

And the whole phone thing is Squidster's fault, I told her not to store my phone number under "Stud Muffin"

Not sure how Rob stored it?

 

[RobInBigKC]

And the whole phone thing is Squidster's fault, I told her not to store my phone number under "Stud Muffin"

Not sure how Rob stored it?

Keith, I stored your number as "Sock Rocker".

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Hey Bonnie,
Glad your being nice to me, Squiddy had me running scared about you for a while.

I used to hang out with a bunch of these nuts on another thread so I thought I had better check this one out to see if they were behaving....NOT

And the whole phone thing is Squidster's fault, I told her not to store my phone number under "Stud Muffin"

Not sure how Rob stored it?

Darn it Keith - You weren't supposed to tell her that I shared all those stories about her ta-ta grabbing proclivity!

Keith, I stored your number as "Sock Rocker".

-- Rob

That's funny Rob - I stored his name as Pocket Rocket!

 

[Goofster57]

Keith, I stored your number as "Sock Rocker".

-- Rob

 

[Goofster57]

Darn it Keith - You weren't supposed to tell her that I shared all those stories about her ta-ta grabbing proclivity!

Ta-Ta? I don't think I have heard that word before, do you have a picture that might help me better understand what you are referring to...

That's funny Rob - I stored his name as Pocket Rocket!

 

[kimmar067]

....guess WHAT? This is the honest to Gosh truth: I work out on Sundays at a gym near me....WITH a lovely assortment of FIREFIGHTERS. This one time (at band camp) it was just moi and them....

 

[RobInBigKC]

PREZACKLY!

-- Rob

 

[Goofster57]

Who is this Rob you speak of...I don't believe I know him


(Sorry Buddy just covering my you know what)

 

[UtahMama]

1. It depends on which ice cream you are referring to exactly.

2. Yeah, yeah. I'm quite certain that we are all quite tired of hearing about your firefighters.

Last edited by RobInBigKC : Today at 03:01 PM. Reason: The Afternoon Delight flavor of ice cream for example.

I KID you not, I thought the song Afternoon Delight was referring to ICE CREAM when I was youngish!!!! It seriously isn't ice cream?

about 1., Hmmm, There's maybe 2 that spring to mind: Chunky Monkey and Chubby Hubby.

about 2., the smokin' HOT firefighters? Really? I'm sure the ladies would loooove to hear more! (I'll take my camera next Sunday )

Hey Wendy! Missed you today! Want some more divorce drama? Just save my cell number in your phone and name me Steve!

I have one of the soccer dads saved in my cell phone because we do car pool with each other all week. DH saw it (even though there was a note that it was Sarah's dad) and flipped out. I guess I am now having an affair with this guy - NOT!!!! Argh

I am going away to a soccer tournament this weekend. Sharing a room with a fabulous chick named Colette - I think I may change her name on the room list to Cole for the fun of it!

P.S. He was at the house again when I got home last night.

GAH! I have NO advice for you, "Steve"! Did you try not shaving your legs? Eating onions with a side of garlic with a smear of funky-cheese?
I KNOW how you feel

Darn it Keith - You weren't supposed to tell her that I shared all those stories about her ta-ta grabbing proclivity!



That's funny Rob - I stored his name as Pocket Rocket!

Pocket Rocket? UGH! I'm sooo zipping my lips for that one. NOT gonna touch it! Mummmmmms the word.


I almost missed Ta-Ta's!!!!

 

[kimmar067]

I KID you not, I thought the song Afternoon Delight was referring to ICE CREAM when I was youngish!!!! It seriously isn't ice cream?

......uhhhhhhh, NO...... [...it's about Krispy Kremes...]

 

[coles1mom]

Oh gosh Judi - did you see the thead about PETA wanting Ben & Jerry's to start using breastmilk????

Try reading the boards at 5am. Double

 

[kimmar067]

Try reading the boards at 5am. Double

...you'd better clean up after yourself.....

 

[coles1mom]

WHAT?










Picture blew up

Can't hear ya.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey Bonnie,
Glad your being nice to me, Squiddy had me running scared about you for a while.

I used to hang out with a bunch of these nuts on another thread so I thought I had better check this one out to see if they were behaving....NOT

And the whole phone thing is Squidster's fault, I told her not to store my phone number under "Stud Muffin"

Not sure how Rob stored it?

Please, Keith...I am nothing BUT nice. Look who you are getting your info from...you'd think you'd know better!

Keith, I stored your number as "Sock Rocker".

-- Rob

I love it, Rob the Slob!

 

[Squidrific]

Please, Keith...I am nothing BUT nice. Look who you are getting your info from...you'd think you'd know better!


I love it, Rob the Slob!

Oh ignore him - he's just jealous that he can't do the ta-ta grab!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Oh ignore him - he's just jealous that he can't do the ta-ta grab!

Who says? It's not like I waited around for permission either, ya know!

 

[RobInBigKC]

I KID you not, I thought the song Afternoon Delight was referring to ICE CREAM when I was youngish!!!! It seriously isn't ice cream?

I almost missed Ta-Ta's!!!!

1. Really? I had no idea. What a coincidence that I would put that in my Reason for Edit.

2. I NEVER miss Ta-Ta's!!!!

I love Rob the Slob!

Shhhhh, Bonnie. You'll get the other "ladies" hatin' on you.

-- Rob

 

[kimmar067]

Shhhhh, Bonnie. You'll get the other "ladies" hatin' on you.

...well, NOT from me - I'm feeling nuttin' but da LOVE....besides, Tootie is my 'home-slice'....